Okay, here's the low-down again. We don't own any of these… never have… never
will. You get the point, so just sit
back and enjoy! Now, before we start
our little ficcy, we should introduce you to each character and their role in
this insanely pointless idea! *Ahem* We
now present to you the McGundam's crew--STARRING:
Quatre
Raberba Winner as the Manager of McGundam's
Heero Yuy as
the Drive-thru cashier
Duo Maxwell
as the Cook (aka Hamburger flipper)
Trowa Barton
as the Front-counter cashier
Wufei Chang
as the Janitorial staff
Zechs
Merquise as the Fry "distributor" (it makes him feel more important this way)
Hilde
Schbeiker as the Maintenance man…uh…I mean woman
Catherine
Bloom as the Mascot
Dorothy
Catalonia as the Supply/Truck driver
--Also including any other character we decide to randomly (and
we mean RANDOMLY) put in here…
The year is after colony 191. The Gundam pilots have somewhat got rolling into the busy world of business. Here they have found that fighting and dignity do not matter in the world of fast food, the customer is ALWAYS right, no matter what.
Episode XXXX:
The Feud Within
*Back at the McGundams, the workday has just begun and everyone's preparing for the customers*
Wufei: (waxing the main
dining area's floor)*grumble grumble* stupid floor! How many times does it have to be waxed! If it's waxed anymore
it'll become a freakin skatin' rink!
Quatre: (walks out to see
Wufei waxing the floor for the third time that day) (suddenly feels very
agitated) WUFEI! I TOLD YOU TO WAX TH
ETHREE MAIN FLOORS ONCE! NOT WAX THE
MAIN FLOOR THREE TIMES!!! IF YOU WAX IT ANYMORE IT'LL BECOME A SKATING RINK!
Wufei: (whispers to self)
….that's what I was thinking….stupid manager…stupid floors!! (pushes
waxer[which is still on] into kitchen)
Quatre: (sigh)………..this is
gonna be a long day!
(Scream and loud bangs can
be heard coming from the kitchen)
Quatre: What the—(runs
into kitchen)
___ Later___
Wufei: (stuck in box
labeled 'employee's time out center' next to employee office) …*grumble
grumble*stupid waxer! How was I suppose
to know that Duo's hair was that long and it would get stuck in the rotator!!!
*Grumble grumble* stupid stupid employee's time out center!! STUPID JOOOOBBB!!
(silence ensues Wufei's
outburst)
Wufei: ….stupid
people! YOUR ALL WEAK!!
Duo: SHUDDAP!! (throws
pickles at box) IT'S YOUR FAULT MY HAIR…..my beautiful braid(begins to sob)
….it's gone!!!! IT'S GONE BECAUSE OF YOUUUUUU!!!!!
Wufei: (Silence)…………….it
was ugly anyway!
Duo: THAT'S IT!! (jumps in
the box and begins to relentlessly pound Wufei with a spatula)
___ A couple of employees
and bandages later ___
Wufei: (has a few spatula
imprints on his face, arm in sling and a few other bandages here and there.
*Quatre felt so sorry for him that he gave him his pity and let him out of the 'employee's time out box'*
Wufei: (mopping up floor
with other available hand)….darn it………
Duo: (sits in 'employee's time out,' arms folded,
spatula in hand, staring angrily at Wufei) (whispering to self) Wufei is eeeeeeeevilllll, he is eeeeeeeeeevil.
Kid: (walks by Wufei
looking at his face) …mommy? Why does
that guy look like he has sunburn!! He looks soo funny!
Mommy: shhh sweetie! That's not nice to say about a 'disabled'
person!
Duo: (laughs loudly)
Yes! It is not nice to talk about mentally
'disabled' people, is it Wufei?
Wufei: …grrr…(grips mop
tightly) 1…2…3…4…(and continues)
___ Meanwhile in the
kitchen __
Zechs: (in a unusual high
voice, moves fry bin over deep-fryer) Please don't put me in the pit of
doooooom!! I beg of you! (in his normal voice) Ohh! And what will I get out of it?? (silence) AHA! Your silence says everything! I shall now sacrifice you to the---
Quatre: (runs in) WHERE
ARE THE HAMBURGERS?? WE'RE ALL OUT
UP…..(stares at Zechs)
Zechs: (stares back with
fry bin in hand) …..what??
Quatre: ..are
you…..nevermind…where's Duo??
Dou: (yells from box,
flailing spatula above him) I'M OVER HERE!!
Quatre: …oh right…WELL GET
OUT OF THE BOX AND MAKE SOME MORE HAMBURGERS!
Duo: Yes sir! (jumps up
outta box and runs to the grill) (throws some frozen patties on it)
Quatre: (leaves to go up front)
Zechs: (shrugs and looks back at fry bin) Like I
was saying before I was rudely interrupted.
YOU ARE NOW GOING TO BE SACRIFICED TO THE GOD EPION! MWAHAHAHAHA (dips fry basket into grease)
Duo: (looks over at Zechs)(shrugs and continues
cooking)…sounds like fun! (smiles
evilly)
___Back up front___
Trowa: (watching children
ice-skating on the waxed floor before him)
Heero: (walks by
Trowa)…mission accepted…(grabs a filled fry box, puts it in bag. Goes to soda fountain and gets a medium
drink) (walks back passed Trowa to Drive-thru window)…mission complete…
Trowa: (ignores Heero and
continues watching kids)
Quatre: (walks up next to
Trowa) TROWA!
Trowa: (turns to stare at
Quatre)
Quatre: Look! (points past
front counter)
Trowa: (stares at where
Quatre's fingers pointed) Yeah?
Quatre: There are three
customers waiting patiently in line to order, and all you can do is…(looks at
where Trowa was staring) OH MY GOSH! (runs passed counter to main dining area)
(slips and skids into wall)
Trowa: (smiles at first
customer) Hello, welcome to McGundam's. Can I take your order?
Wufei: (snickers)…what a
sight…
Quatre: WUFEI! GET OVER
HERE PRONTO!
Wufei: (yelling back)
Sorry, I don't speak Italian…
Quatre: NOOOOOOOOOOOWWW
Wufei: (shudders)…he's
scary when he's mad…(walks over to help) (slips on waxed floor) OOOUUUFFFF! STUPID FLOOR!
(and so continues the wax
floor dilemma, until closing time)
_____Closing time______
(All the gundams are
present, each with frozen foods placed on different parts of their bruised
bodies)
Quatre: (sitting on broken
couch with a frozen meat patty under his bum) (sarcastically) THAT WAS
GREAT! (turns to glare at Wufei) THAT
WAS JUST WONDERFUL!! WE CAN SAVE OUR
WORLD FROM DISASTER, BUT WE CAN'T EVEN RUN A RESTAURANT PROPERLY FOR ONE DAY!
Duo: WELL THAT'S NOT MY
FAULT! (turns to Wufei also) I'M NOT THE ONE WHO CAN'T USE A FLOOR WAXER
PROPERLY!
Wufei: (stands up to
defend himself) HEY! I'M NOT THE ONE
WITH, EXCUME ME, WHO USED TO HAVE RIDICULOUSLY LONG HAIR! (smiles evily)
You don't look like a girl anymore!
Zechs, Heero, and Trowa:
OOOOHHH!!
Duo: (stands up and puts
his face in Wufei's) Well at least I wasn't beat up by a spatula, you disgruntled
monkey!
Wufei: (gets in fighting
stance) Say that again!
Duo: (gets in a boxing
stance) I'm sorry. Did I hurt your
feelings? Allow me to demonstrate my
Wolf's Fang Fist…
Wufei: (blinks) What are
you talking about?
Duo: (blushes) Woops! I think I've been watching too many
DragonBall videos…eehehehehe
Wufei: Well I haven't!
(goes to attack Duo)
Quatre: (jumps in between
them) HEY GUYS! STOP IT! OR ELSE…
Wufei and Duo: (both
looking perturbed) OR ELSE WHAT!
Quatre: OR ELSE I'LL GET
SANDROCK…
(The whole room except
Quatre bursts out in laughter)
Quatre: TO BELLY
DANCE!!!!!
All except Quatre: *GASP*
Zechs: THE INHUMANITY
Quatre: (smiles
devilishly)
TO BE CONTINUED!
Will Wufei and Duo ever get along? Will the floor ever be walked on again? Will Quatre make Sandrock belly dance? Found out this and MORE on the next exciting
episode of…um…nevermind!