Okay…you get
the drill…so we'll just start the story:
The year is after colony 191,
and the Gundam pilots have grown accustom to their new life-styles. Since
the previous night's employees meeting and Quatre's threaten to make Sandrock
belly dance, all the other employees have obediently served Quatre's every
wish. Because of this, business has begun to
flourish and all is going well for our young heroes. Unless this business life becomes more than they can handle…
Episode XXXX:
The Breakdown
It's a busy day at the McGundam resturant and everything is getting more and more hectic with the increase of customers (THEY JUST DON'T STOP COMING) as the day progresses.
Heero: (running to the food
bin) Mission accepted..(running back to the drive-thru window)Mission
complete(running to the food bin)Mission compl..er accepted(running back to the
drive thru-window)Mission complete(running to the soda fountain)Mission
expleted..er I mean comcepted!..er…no that's not right…
Wufei: (still rubbing wax
remover on main dining hall)…stupid floor! (old man walks by holding soda)
Old Man: darn this
arthritis (drops his soda on the floor)..dawgonit!
Wufei: (looks at old man
and says through his teeth)..I'lll clean that up errriiiight away sirrrrrr!
(goes into janitors closet to get mop and bucket)
Old man: thank ya sonny!
(walks on the waxed area)(slips on the waxed floor)..dawgonit! My hip!
__Meanwhile in the
kitchen__
Quatre: (is sitting in
front of giant drum slowly keeping a rhythmic beat) WORK FASTER MEN!
Duo: (wipes sweat off his
brow) I don't think I'm going to make it Zechs!! I can't take much more of this!!
Zechs: What did you
say?? Can't hear you because of the
stupid drum!!
Dou: HUH?
Zechs: What??
Quatre: STOP STALLING MEN!!
WE HAVE 52 MORE ORDERS COMIN IN!!!
Dou and Zechs: HUH???
Quatre: WHAT??
(and so that's how it went
in the kitchen)
__Now back outside at the
front counter__
Trowa: (hands little kid a
McGundam meal) Here you are little one! (turns to mother and hands her her
meal) That'll be 10.75 Ma'am!
Little Kid: (rips open
McGundam meal, pulls out toy and whines) Awww! This is only heavy arm! I wanted
Wing Zero!!
Trowa: I'm sorry but we
don't have any more Wing Zero toys!
Little Kid: But Heavy arms
is stupid! I want Wing Zero(begins to
cry)
Trowa: (containing his
anger)..but we only have Heavy arms!
Mother: Bobby! Please stop it! I'll buy you a Wing Zero at Treze "R" Us!
Little Kid: (stops crying)
ok Mommy!! (throws heavy arms on the floor)
Mother: that's a good boy!
(pays Trowa, takes her son by the hand and walks out of store)
Trowa: (keeps containing
his anger)
Heero: (walks by to soda
machine)Mission accepted!
Trowa: (Old man walks up to
the counter) ……How may I help you?
Old man: I'd like a vanilla
ice cream cone please sonny!
Trowa: Yes sir! (gets ice
cream cone, gives it to old man and old man pays for it)
Old man: Thanks a lot
sonny! (turns around, begins to walk
but slips on the discarded heavy arms toy, falls flat on his face and ice cream
flys out of hands)Dawgonit!!! MY ICE CREAM!!
Wufei: (still mopping up
soda)……(ice cream falls on the floor right next to him)…(forces a smile)I'll
get that for you old man! (begins to hum death march as he mops up the ice
cream)
___ And now back to the
kitchen__
Quatre: (got to hot beating
drum so he stopped and is now leisurely sipping a soda while sitting in back of
the drum)..mm this is good! (cell phone rings)(picks up cell phone and answers
it)Yellow!! (listens for a moment and face grows very stern) WHAT DO YOU MEAN
DOROTHY'S GONNA BE LATE!! (listens again) WELL YOU TELL HER THAT IT'S HER OWN
FAULT FOR DRIVING OFF THE ROAD AND CRASHING WHILE TRYING TO RUN DOWN A
SQUIRREL!! IT'S COMING OUT OF HER PAY! (hangs up cell phone)…(sighs and
gets out a stress ball)…grr..(squeezes the heck out of the stress ball)
Duo and Zechs:
(blinks)….er…
Quatre: (looks at Duo and
Zechs) GET BACK TO WORK MEN! (puts away stress ball and begins to drum loudly
on the drum)
Zechs and Duo: Yes sir!!
Duo: Darn! I need more frozen pre-wrapped meat patties!
(goes to walk in freezer, opens door and goes in and shuts door behind him)
Zechs: (looks down at
frys)…man, it's getting harder and harder to see! (steam comes up into his helmet and fogs up the glasses in his
helmet) ACK!! I can't see!!! Where's the fry machine!! (begins to
repeadetly hit his head over hood of fry machine looking for fry bin)
Quatre: ….Zechs?? Are you alright??
Zechs: (becomes very
frusturated) Darn this helmet!!!!!!!!! (takes helmet off and chucks it towards
the freezer door)(hits freezers lock mechanism, busting it)
Duo: (inside freezer)(hears
thud)..what was that?? (goes to open door)..ack! It's stuck! (begins to fiddle
handle)….Ok, I need to take this like a man…..HEEELP MEEEE!!!
Quatre: (too busy beating
on the drums) oh yeah!!! Look at me
now!!! I shoulda been in a band!!
Zechs:…(looking towards the
grill)..where's Duo?? (looks at Quatre) HEY!!
Quatre: (cannot hear Zech's
let alone himself) Doo bee wop! Look at
me and my bad self!!
Zechs: (Picks up a head of
lettuce and chucks it at Quatre) HEY QUATRE!!
Quatre: Yeah baby!! (gets
hit with lettuce)(stops immediately)ow!! I had it really going there too!! Who did that?!
Zechs: (smiles
innocently)hee hee hee not meee!
Quatre: (blinks)(screams in
horror)
Zechs: what??? What?? (looks around frantically)
Quatre: It's sooo big!
AHHHH!! (points to Zech's face)
Zechs: what?? (looks into
metallice counter)(screams) A ZIITTT! (dum dum dum)
Quatre: (composes self and
bursts out laughing) No wonder you keep that helmet on all the time!
Zechs: (growls) Be
quiet! Just because I have an acne
problem doesn't mean I keep that mask on all the time!
Quatre: (rolls eyes)
suuure! (looks to grill) hey! Where's
Duo?
Wufei: (walks in) Trowa
told me to get you guys beca..u..s..e….(screams)OH MY GOSH!!
Zechs: That's it! (runs
into employee's office weeping)
Wufei: (astonished)that's
the biggest zit I have ever seen….
Quatre:..same here…
(freezer box begins to
shake violently and muffled screams can be heard from inside)
Wufei and Quatre: (screams)
AHHH! IT'S A GHOST! (hug each other) AHHHHHH!
TO BE CONTINUED….
Will Duo ever make it out of the freezer alive? Will Zech's need therapy or acne
treatment? Is the old man alright? Will Dorothy ever make it to the
resturant?? Find out next time!