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The year is after colony 191 and the McGundam's restaurant has fallen into chaos. With the explosion of customers and Dorothy Catalonia's absence to bring essential supplies, the day has been long and hard. Along with the hardships, Duo has wound up missing, leaving Quatre to take care of the kitchen and the freezer door has mysteriously gotten stuck. But now it's time to clean up the mess and straighten up for the following day.

Episode XXXX:

An Employee's Survival

*Duo is STILL stuck in the fridge but ALAS! Hilde the maintenance woman has arrived*

Quatre: (leaning behind Hilde) Have you fixed it yet?

Hilde: (becoming frustrated) Not yet! Geez! You guys really got this jammed! What happened?

Quatre: (shrugging) I don't know, Zechs was the only one here to see it and he said he saw nothing peculiar…(begins thinking hard) of course there was that ghost me and Wufei heard in the fridge…but we took care of it!

____Inside fridge____

Duo: (holding head) UGH! I didn't know it was possible for someone to shake such a BIG freezer so fast! Whoever did that is pretty strong…and pretty loud! They really sounded like scared little girls! (gets nasty scowl on face) Stupid person! Made me hit my head a few too many times (picks up bag of French fries and places it on cranium)

__Back outside fridge__

Hilde: Oh…okay, well it should be fixed in a little while!

Quatre: Good! Because I'm expecting Dorothy here soon and she's bringing the frozen food and all.

Hilde: Dorothy Catolonia?? The girl who got stuck in the mental institution for running off the road and into Marq E. Cheese[har har! Get it?? Marquise?? Zechs?? ..ahh forget it!]??

Quatre: (blushes) *cough* Uh yeah. That's her. But she's not a bad person, she only has this weird fetish for chasing down squirrels and that's why she got stuck in the mental institute.

Hilde: (nods)(smiles)(nods some more)(smiles some more) Riiight! (whispers to herself) excuses, excuses.

Quatre: -_-' …

__Meanwhile in the bathroom__

Zechs: (looks in mirror for the 10,000th while cleaning the bathroom sinks. [Yes I know its Wufei's job but remember we're one person short..er yeah…]immediately begins wailing hysterically) OH WOE IS ME! OH WOE IS ME!! How long must I be stuck with this wretched acne!! (sniff) and now I lost my helmet!! I shall never be able to show my face in public again! OH WOE IS ME!!

(toilet flushes)

Zechs: (freezes)……who's there?

Wufei: (walks out of one of the stalls)…it's only me (looks everywhere but at Zechs)

Zechs: What's wrong Wufei???

Wufei: (proceeds to the sink to wash hands)(still doesn't look at Zechs')…er...why would you say anything is wrong??

Zechs: Because your not looking at me!!! LOOK AT ME DARN IT!! (grabs Wufei and vigorously shakes him)

Wufei: AAAAHHHH!! (looks at Zechs)(stops yelling and begins to laugh hysterically) HAHAHAHAHAHA BIG ZIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (runs out of the bathroom laughing)

Zechs: (looks in the mirror)……(begins to wail) This is the LAST STRAW! (looks at scrubbing brush)(eyes light up)(looks in mirror and begins to scrub face with cleanser-filled brush)

__Meanwhile at the Kitchen__

Quatre: Are you done yet??

Hilde: no.

(few minutes go by)

Quatre: Are you done yet???

Hilde:…no.

(few minutes pass)

Quatre: Are you don-

Hilde: NO!

Quatre: (backs away)oh okay!

__At the front counter__

Trowa: (wiping front counter) *grumble grumble* (says in a very childish voice) No, I don't want heavy arms!! It's stupid! I want…..(Heero walks by) …(gives evil stare)(in a hostile voice) wing zero…..

__Back at the Kitchen__

Hilde: NO I'M NOT DONE YET!!!!!!!!!!!! (begins throwing anything in arms reach at Quatre)

Quatre: AHHHH!! MAD WOMAN! (runs out the kitchen door)

__In Freezer__

Duo: (hears commotion)..that voice sounds familiar. I know I've heard it somewhere before. (puts ear against the wall of the freezer)….(realization kicks in) AH!! It's Hilde!! HIDE! (trys to pull head away from wall)…HEY! I'M STUCK!! (frantically begins trying to unstick his ear)

__Meanwhile at the front counter again__

Trowa: (eyes Heero evily as Heero walks to and fro)…grrrrr…

Quatre: AHHHHH! (runs through door followed by various utensils) HELP MEEE! (trips over Zechs helmet[Just pretend ^.^] and falls into Heero, who falls into Trowa)

Trowa: (slams into counter) OOFF! (turns around)(right eye begins to twitch)

Heero: …sorry bout that Trowa! Mission delayed! (gets up to walk away)

Quatre: uh-oh! (tip toes to employee office)

Trowa: THAT'S IT HEERO YUI!!! I COULD STAND YOUR STUPID (says in a mocking tongue) "mission complete"! BUT I JUST COULDN'T STAND THE KIDS! ALL THE KIDS AND THEIR MOCKING VOICES! BUT NO MORE! AHHHH!! (body slams Heero)

Heero: AHHHHH!!

__In employee office__

Quatre: (tip toes in) ahh! Peace and Quiet! (hears Heero's cries for help) …er…maybe not quiet but it's sure peaceful! (turns on smooth jazz[for all of you who don't know what this is, it's a smooth jazz radio station, hence the name smooth jazz]) ahh! (sits down in managers chair)(hears rustling behind broken couch)

Random voice: Alright!! I KNOW YOUR IN HERE! YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Quatre: Eeep!!! (jumps behind managers chair)…

(few minutes pass)

Random Voice: I know where your hiding!! (rustles can be heard)

Quatre: …gotta get outta here!! Gotta get outta here! (radio turns off)..eep!

Random Voice: aha! So you like smooth jazz, do you?

(silence)

Random Voice: I WILL FIND YOU!!!

(silence again)

Random Voice: So, your hiding behind…(footsteps move closer to Quatre) HERE! (pulls manager chair away from Quatre)

Quatre: AHHHH! (puts hands above head and huddles)Please please please don't hurt..(looks up) Wufei???

Wufei:…(wearing metal bucket as a helmet)(holding broom above head)…Quatre?? (looks around) darn it! Foiled again! They are smart ones, they are!! (runs out of room) I'LL GET YOU!

Quatre:..(blinks)(opens managers desk drawer)(pulls out aroma therapy candles)(pulls out a box of matches)(trys to light one but is stopped by a familiar figure)

Smokey the Bear: Only you can prevent forest fires!

Quatre: AHHHHHHH!!

__Back to front counter__

Heero: (is cornered by Trowa) I don't understand!! No..noooooooo! Anything but the-

Trowa: (crazed maniac look on face) BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (begins tapping spatula on hand) oh yes!! REVENGE IS SWEET!! (charges at Heero with spatula above head) NOW YOU DIIEEE!

Heero: THIS IS THE END!! (huddles)(begins weeping)

TO BE CONTINUED….

Will Heero survive? How will Duo get his ear unstuck? Is Dorothy ever coming? Will Quatre ever recover? Who is Wufei searching for? Find out this and more!!