Okay, here's the
low-down…blah…blah…blah, thank you!
The year is after colony 191. The Gundams are beginning to feel very
hostile towards each other. Will they
survive? Or will they end up like most
fast food franchises…frozen and pre-packaged.
Episode XXXX:
Problems Exposed
This is a
straight continuation of Chapter 4….Enjoy!
Heero: AHHH!!
Wufei: (runs in between
Trowa and Heero) WHERE ARE YO- (stops and looks at Trowa) uh??
Trowa: AHHH!! (trys to
stop war path but can't so ends up smacking Wufei on the head with spatula)
OWWWW!!! (holds wrist and begins hopping around) My wrist!!!!!!! My wrist!!!
Wufei: (holds bucketed
head and begins hopping around) My head!! My head!!
(Trowa and Wufei both
collide and bounce backwards)
Trowa:….(stares at Wufei)
Wufei:….(stares at Trowa)
Heero:…(begins to slinking
into kitchen)
Trowa: ….wha-
Wufei: You didn't see
anything and I didn't see anything…
Trowa: (smiles)
agreed…(walks over to front counter)(resumes wiping front counter)
Wufei: (goes back on hunt
for…[you want to know…don't you. Yes
Yes? Well…TOO BAD!])
__Meanwhile in kitchen__
Hilde: (still trying to
fix freezer)…what did they do to this??
Heero: (slinks
in)….(questions self) Is it over?? (peeks out door to front counter)(says
louder) is it finished??
Hilde: (vein pops out of
head) NO! IT'S NOT QUATRE!!! TAKE THIS! (throws a monkey wrench at "Quatre" not
looking)
Heero: (looks over just in
time to see wrench coming towards him)Ah-(wrench makes contact with his head
and he blacks out)
Hilde: Heh heh….serves him
right! (continues working)
__Back in freezer__
Duo: (ears still stuck on
wall)(singing sullenly) Nobody knows the trouble..(sniff) I've seen! Nobody knows my sorrow!! (sniff)…
__Back to front counter__
Trowa: (singing Bohemian Rhapsody)(In an unusual high voice) I'm just a poor boy, nobody
loves me! Do dum de dum dum! Spare him his life…doo dooo…
(Noises that sound like a
power tool, comes from bathroom)
Trowa: (Can't hear over
his singing) Easy come, easy go, will you let me…
(loud thud comes from boys
bathroom door)
Trowa: (Looks over at bathroom door) go…
(Bathroom door opens up
slowly)(More banging is heard from within)
Trowa: …? (Eyes bathroom skeptically)
(huge white thin rectangle
emerges from door and begins banging against door frame)
Trowa: (stops cleaning and starts moving towards
bathroom)
(white rectangle finally
makes it out of the door and plops down on floor)
Trowa:…what the…(inches
closer)
(white rectangle begins
scurrying toward front counter)
Wufei: (slinks out from
Janitors closet, still wearing bucket and holding broom)(looks at white
rectangle) What the…! AHA! You are
smart, you are!! But, I will beat you!!
AHHH! (charges at white rectangle)
(white rectangle sweat
drops)
Wufei: AHHHHHHHHHH!!
(keeps charging)
Trowa: (takes a step back,
watching the whole scenario)
(white rectangle scurries
back to the bathroom door but doesn't fit)
Wufei: AHHHH! (raises broom above head)(finally
makes it to the white rectangle and begins beating it mercilessly) take this!
And that! And this! And that!
(white rectangle continues
to try to get through door)
Trowa: (blinks and goes
back to wiping counter)
Wufei: and *gasp*
this! And….*huff* that!! (drops
broom)(panting furiously)*gasp*wheeze*
(white rectangle stops
moving)(Familiar voice comes out from behind it)
Zechs: Are you done??
Wufei:..(picks up broom)
and *wheeze* that!
Zechs: …pathetic…
Wufei: (becoming angry)
How dare you!!!! (raises broom above
head) TAKE THIS!!!!! (swats white rectangle toward front counter, leaving an
unprotected Zechs standing speechless)
(White rectangle flies
over counter straight toward Trowa)
Trowa: (teardrop) oh boy! (rectangle bowls him over, knocking him unconscious)
Zechs: What a waste of a good bathroom stall
door! (turns to scold Wufei)
Wufei: (blinks at Zechs)…your face…it's…it's…
(bursts into laughter) AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BIG RASH!!!! (runs into employee's
office as Quatre is coming out)
Quatre: What's going on out…(stares at
Zechs)…(blinks)… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Zechs: (startled)
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (runs into
kitchen)
Quatre: (stands there in screaming position not
moving)…(blinks)…what a big rash…
Trowa: (leg twitches)
__In Freezer_____
Duo: *sigh* this is sooooooooooo boring… (giant
thud rocks the whole freezer) AHHH!! (jumps up but is pulled back into wall by frozen ear)..oww..(pouts) WHAT
IS GOING ON OUT THERE!
__Outside Freezer__
Zechs: (rubbing head
sitting on floor in front of freezer wall)..oww! Since when was that there!!
Hilde: Hey!! That wasn't very funny!!! I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE!!
Zechs: (gets back up) oh
gosh!! A person!! Gotta hide!! (covers face with hands)
Hilde: (looks over at
Zechs)..er, are you okay??
Zechs: (inching away with
hands still covering face[not very effectively might we add]) Why, yes! I am very well (backs up more)
Hilde: Are you sure cause
your face looks kinda red-ish..(walks over to Zechs, who backs up)
Zechs: (gets defensive)
There is nothing wrong with my face!!
Hilde: (sweetly) Are you
positive??
Zechs: ..yes, I'm fine!
Hilde: Are you surely
positively sure you're fine??
Zechs: (gets very
agitated) (throws hands off face in aggravation) YES!! ..oops!
Hilde: (blinks) (takes
deep breath) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Zechs: AHHHHHHHHHH! (runs
into freezer, spins around, runs to door but trips over Heero)(hits head and
blacks out)
Hilde: (mouth gapes open)…
Quatre: (walks in) Hey
Hilde! Have you seen Zechs??
Hilde: (turns and looks at
him, bewildered) bah-bah-bahEEEg..
Quatre:..yeah..bahEEg
what?
Hilde: rah-rah-BIG RASH!!
(points to Zechs, lying on ground)
Quatre: Oh, I know!! Isn't it weird?? And red??? And…(gives her
puppy dog eyes)…Are you done yet?
Hilde: BI…(stops and
blinks) NOOOOOOOOOO! (throws Zechs
helmet at Quatre)
Quatre: Eep!! (ducks but
is hit anywayz) ugh!(blacks out and falls onto Zechs and Heero[Perverts!! Nothing disgusting!])
Hilde: (dusts off hands
and begins working again)…(begins whistling 'whistle while you work'[Ironic,
no?])
__In Freezer__
Duo:…1…2..(counting spots
on wall)..oh that ones just nasty! That
one looks like a bunny!!! Hee hee hee hee (sniff) hee (begins crying) I'm gonna
die in here!!!
TO BE CONTINUED….
Will Duo ever get out? Will Hilde ever fix the freezer so he can get out? What will become of the unconscious Gundam pilots? What ever happened to smokey the bear? Find out this and more!!!