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The year is after colony 191. After a very long and tedious night of
uncooperative chaos and strange predicaments, the Gundam warriors have been
knocked unconscious except for Wufei and Duo. It is now morning and our hero's have another day to look forward to…and
another rival.
Episode XXXX:
*Hilde has finally
gotten the freezer opened but, alas Duo's ear is still stuck, when will it
stop?*
Hilde: (sitting in front
of open freezer door)(dark circles are under eyes)(hands are still moving like
she is still trying to open the lock)…must open…lock…
__Inside Open Freezer__
Duo: (was asleep but wakes up from door being
open)(doorway glows like a passageway to heaven)(chorus can be heard faintly in
background)…dost my eyes deceive me??(blinks and rubs eyes)(squints) Alas!! It
is true!! Thank you God! FREEDOM! (jumps for doorway but is pulled
back by ear)(falls back on French fry
bags)…(sniff)…nooo…NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
__Outside Open Freezer__
Heero: (sits up abruptly,
throwing Zechs and Quatre off of him)…who-what-where-when…RELENA!!!!!!! (looks
around)
Zechs: (sits up abruptly)
NOIN!
Quatre: (sits up abruptly)
SMOKEY!!
(everyone stares at
Quatre)
Quatre: (looking around at
everyone) what??
(Everyone shakes their
heads except for Quatre)
Heero: (whispers to
Zechs)..Quatre must be(looks at Zechs)(eyes widen)……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………!
Zechs: NOT YOU TOO!!
Heero:…………………………………………………………………………………………………your face!
Zechs: AHHHHH! (runs over
to hide behind freezer)(sees Hilde in her tired state)Hey Hilde!! (waves hand
in front of her face)(whistles)
Hilde: (looks at
Zechs)…h-aaa-ll-ooo big red faced man…my how lovely your red face is…(looks
confused) but I thought McDonalds already had a clown?
Zechs: (starts crying) GET
OUT NOW!! I'M SICK OF ALL OF YOU PEOPLE MAKING FUN OF ME! SICK OF IT!! Ya hear me! Sick of it!!
(Everyone is blown back
into the wall except for Hilde and Duo[he's in da freezer!])
Hilde: (sits there staring
at Zechs)…ok Mr. Clown(tiredly picks up stuff and leaves the restaurant)
Zechs: (continues sobbing)
Why oh why me!!(Quatre begins playing sad music on his violin) I'm so judged!!!
(throws hands up in the air dramatically and falls on knees) why!!!!!!
Heero: (insensitively)
It's ok Zechs
Zechs: (ignores him) I
will be forced to live as a HERMIT!! No one to talk to…(sniff) no one to be
with!!
Heero: (again uncaringly)
It's alright Zechs
Zechs: No one to hug!! Where's the lovin'
gone?? (stops)…and what about
Noin! She'll never be able to see me
like this! NEVER!
Heero: (picks up Zech's
helmet which is conveniently located next to him) It's ok Zechs (strolls up to
Zechs and plunks the helmet down on his head)
(violin music screeches to
a halt)
Zechs:…(blinks) OH WHAT A
JOYOUS DAY THI S IS!! (prances around room) My lovely, beautiful, shiny helmet
has come back to me!! (frolics off to bathroom to admire his shiny helmet)
Quatre: (tuning violin string) darn stinkin' rotten
violin!!
Heero: …(blinks) Mission
complete!
(freezer starts shaking
violently)
Unknown voice: WHAT ABOUT
ME??!!! AM I THAT FORGOTTEN?!
Quatre: IT'S THAT GHOST
AGAIN!! (screams and runs out of kitchen)
Heero: …Mission
accepted(shrugs and walks over toward freezer)
__At front counter__
Quatre: (runs out flailing
arms and screaming) THE GHO-(trips over Trowa's forlorn body)(falls flat on his
face)ugh!
Trowa: (sits up abruptly)
CATHERINE!!!
Quatre: …why is everybody
doing that?
Trowa:
(blushes)(coughs)…wait...is it morning?
Quatre: Yes.
Trowa: hm…wow!!! (nods,
gets up, grabs rag and cleaning bottle)(begins to clean front counter as if
nothing happened)
Quatre: …(looks at
bathroom stall door) …how did this get here?(picks it up and carries it to
bathroom)
Wufei: (walks by Trowa
with bucket still on his head)(mop is casually resting on his shoulder)(stops
and looks at Trowa) Wow…you guys slept a while!
Trowa: did you find…(looks
around and then looks at Wufei) 'them?'
Wufei: (gasps)(looks
around and then looks at Trowa)(whispers quite loudly)…no!(walks away
whistling)
Trowa: (continues
cleaning)
__Inside bathroom__
Zechs: (prancing around,
occasionally looking in the mirror) la la la!!! (singing terribly off-key) My
bea-u-tiful mask! Is heeeREEE!! (continues prancing)(stops and looks in mirror) Zechs, you are one
handsome man (begins prancing again)
Quatre: (struggles through
door holding white bathroom stall)…ugh!! This thing is so big!!!
Zechs: (continues
prancing) la la la!!!
Quatre: (makes it through
door)(stops to take a break) phew!! That was hard!!
Zechs: (prances some more)
I feel so happy!!
Quatre: Ok, now(inspects
bathroom stalls)…oh I see where it was taken off. Whoever did this is gonna pay out of their next paycheck for
repairs!! (begins moving to the stalless stall[how ironic, no?!])(doesn't
notice or hear Zechs[even though he's horribly loud])
Zechs: la la l-(prances
right into white rectangle)(holds head in hands)oww!! My newly acquired helmet!!
Quatre: (pushed back a
little) AHHH!!!! A GHOOOOST!! (throws
stall door on Zechs and runs)
Zechs: (is pushed to
ground) ugh!!! This is soo…heavy…can't
*wheeze* breeeaathe…*gasp*
__At Front Counter__
Trowa: (whistling while
he's working [har har har!])
Quatre: (runs right by him
and out the front door, screaming)
Trowa: (looks up)(raises
eyebrow)(shrugs)(goes back to work)
__In Kitchen__
Heero: (walking out of
freezer with an almost frozen but alive, Duo)…Mission completed…
Duo: (looks at
light)(speaks weakly) freedom…(sighs happily)
Heero: (looks at Duo)
You-are-weak!!
Duo: …I am weak?
Heero: (nods his
head)(understandingly) You are weak!
Duo: …I am weak…(fire
forms in eyes) YOU TRY BEING STUCK IN A FREEZER ALL NIGHT!
Heero: (scoffs) It's not
that hard.
Duo: ……THAT'S IT!
(strength magically returns)(grabs Heero by the ear)(drags him to
freezer)(throws him in freezer)(slams door closed and puts chair underneath
handle to keep it locked)(dusts hands off) Mission completed!!! (laughs
manically)
Heero: (blinks)(looks
around)(blinks)(looks around)…hmm…fries. (sits down on pile of frozen fries[where Duo had once sat])
__At Front Counter__
Quatre: (runs back inside,
right by Trowa, stops and backtracks in front of Trowa)
Trowa: …too much coffee
this morning??
Quatre: (gives evil glare)
I didn't even have coffee this morning! Instead I got a double dose of idiots with a helping of being scared to
death…
Trowa: Oh…so it wasn't the coffee?
Quatre: (eyes him
skeptically) no.
Trowa: ok! So, what's the
hurry?
Quatre: (realization hits
him) Oh yeah!! I forgot! -_-' But here's what happened…
TO BE CONTINUED…
Will Heero get out of the freezer? Do these guys need anger management classes? Is Zechs ever going to be normal? Did Quatre drink coffee or is it something else? Find out this and more…