Okay…the
low-down again. Blah-blah-blah…thank
you. First off (Crow and Kitten bow) We
are terribly sorry for the delay(Crow and Kitten stand up straight)Crow: …We
hate school. Kitten: …(tail twitches in
agitation)(evil maniac look)(gets out pen and pencil and begins drawing school
with evil sign all over it) SCHOOL!! EVIIIIL!! Crow:…(teardrop)(grabs away pen)
Now I've got her started again!! Sheesh!!
The year is after colony
191, and the gundam pilots have all been awakened from their frightening nightmare. But what is to become of this new day? Will everything finally be resolved…or will
a new enemy rear it's ugly head when they finally have order.
Episode XXXX:
A New Dawn
*This is
another straight continuation…so deal with it!!!!! : ) (doesn't that look
demented?? Har har har har (ahem))*
Quatre: So, to get on with
what happened, before I was rudely interrupted by the 'to be continued', I was
outside taking a breather.
Trowa: (nods his head
uninterestedly)…mmhmm, and?
Quatre: And so, I looked over and thought, 'Hey! Wouldn't it be great if we added chicken to our menu?'(stands there with
cheesy smile waiting for Trowa's reply)
Trowa: (blinks)(looks
around)(blinks)…um…do you want the truth??
Quatre: (nods) uh-huh.
Trowa: …well, ya
see…I…um…er…let's have an employee's meeting.
Quatre: um…ok! (goes over to the front counter
microphone)(yells) ALL MCGUNDAM'S EMPLOYEES! PLEASE REPORT TO THE FRONT COUNTER FOR AN EMPLOYEE'S MEETING.
__A Couple Minutes Later__
(all except Heero are
present)
Quatre: ok, now let's see
who's here. (gets out clipboard) Duo?
Duo: present (raises hand
and smiles) I'm back!!!
Quatre:
(unenthusiastically) uh-huh, that's very nice Duo. Now, Trowa?
Trowa: (nods his head)
Quatre: (eyes glued to
clipboard)…Trowa??
Trowa: (nods his head)
Quatre: (getting angrier)(still not looking up)
TROWA??
Trowa: (continually nods
his head)
Quatre: (looks up from
clipboard with fire in his eyes)Whe-(sees Trowa nodding his
head)………………………………………….(sighs) I can't hear your brain rattle Trowa.
Trowa: (nods his head)
Duo: (whispers to Zechs) I
think he breathed in too much cleaner while cleaning the front counter…either
that or he's sleep deprived.
Zechs: (is admiring helmet
in reflection from front counter)…oh how lovely! (realization sets in) Oh I'm sorry Duo, did you say something?
Duo: (sighs) no.
Zechs: Ok then! (goes back
to admiring his helmet)
Duo: (whispers to self)
He's way too happy…
Quatre: Ok, moving on. Wufei?
Wufei: (is sitting on a
chair continually glancing around)…they should be around here…
Quatre: (is getting
horribly agitated) Wufei!!
Wufei: (snaps out of it)
huh?!
Quatre: ARE YOU HERE
WUFEI??
Wufei: (backs
down)(sqeaks) Yes. Darn, he's cranky
when he doesn't get his coffee!
Quatre: I HEARD THAT!! AND
I AM NOT, I REPEAT NOT CRANKY!!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND!!
(all nod and roll eyes)
Quatre: (smiles) Now that
we have that settled, Zechs?
Zechs: (sings) I'm
hee-eere!! (to self) and so are you my pretty! (pats helmet)
Quatre: ooooook, last but
not least, Heero??
(all is silent)
Quatre: …is Heero here??
(silent still remains)
Quatre: hm…that's strange
Heero isn't here.
__In Freezer__
Heero: (looks
around)…(sighs)…one…two…(starts to count spots on ceiling)
__Back outside at
employee's meeting__
Quatre: …does anyone know
where Heero is?
Duo: (crazed maniac
look)(snaps) no!
(all stare at Duo)
Duo: (still has crazed
maniac look on face)(chuckles a little but stops)
Quatre: …now Duo…
Duo: (snaps) yes!
Quatre: Do you know where
Heero is??
Duo: (snaps) No no!! Why would I know! Yes, yes, why would I know?!
Quatre: …That's it
boys…get the tape.
__A couple of minutes
later__
Duo: NO NO! LET ME GO! YES YES YOU WILL! (is tied to
chair with duck tape)
Quatre: now Duo…where's
Heero?
Duo: (smiles evily) I know not!
Quatre: …(sighs)(snaps
fingers and Wufei comes in with a pair of hedge clippers)(says slowly) Now
Duo…I will ask you again…and if you don't answer with the truth then…(Wufei
smiles evily and cuts air with scissors)
Duo: (screams) NOO! YOU
MUST NOT!! I LOVE..well what's left of…MY BRAID YES! AND I WILL NOT TELL! EVIL IS HEERO! (looks around)yes yes!! Evil Evil!!!
Quatre: Are you sure you won't?
Duo: Nothing you can do will make me tell! YES YES!!!
Quatre: Okay then (smiles)(snaps fingers again and
Wufei moves closer toward Duo's braid with hedge clippers)
Duo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO (begins trying to gnaw through tape)
Wufei: heh heh (puts [what's left of] Duo's braid
between blades of hedge clippers)
Duo: (blurts out unexpectantly)
HE'SINTHEFREEZER!!!
Wufei: aww..(looks at
hedge clippers and then at Quatre)
Quatre: no Wufei….
Wufei: (whines) but I was soo close…
Quatre: now, TO THE
FREEZER MEN! (All except Duo [who's still wrapped in duct tape] run to kitchen)
Duo: No NO! Do not leave Duo here? (tries to
wriggle free) …you not care about Duo? WELL THEN! DUO DOES NOT NEED YOU! YES YES!! HE NEEDS NO ONE!!
Man with chicken costume:
(bursts in door)(jumping up and down) HEEEEY!! I REALLY REALLY REALLY NEED TO USE YOUR POTTY!!
Duo: (blinks)(gasps)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(cries) get 'em away!!
__In Kitchen__
(all huddled around Heero,
who is fine)
Zechs: you ok??
Quatre: here drink
this! It's nice warm coffee!
Wufei, Trowa and Zechs:
THEN IT IS TRUE!! YOU ADMIT TO DRINKING COFFEE!
Quatre:…(blinks)…nooo, I
haven't admitted anything. I'm just
being nice and giving Heero some!
(all roll eyes)
Quatre: What!! I
am…are…you…calling…me..a LIAR?
(all cough)
Quatre: (right eye starts
twitching)…..FINE THEN!!! (throws coffee at Heero which spills all over
him)(runs into employee's office)
(all blink and look at
Heero)
Heero: (is looking at
coffee on his shirt)(in monotone voice)…oww it burns…oh please stop the pain,
the agony…
Trowa: Heero, shut-up!
(throws him some paper towels)
(they all walk out to
front counter)
__At Front Counter__
Duo: (huddled up against
wall)…(shivering)…(looks at Trowa, Wufei, Heero and Zechs)
Wufei: (raises
eyebrow)..Duo??
Duo: CHICKEN MAN!! BEWARE!
BEWARE!! (hops over to them on chair)(hops around them in circles) THE CHICKEN
MAN!!! NOOO!! HE'S EVIL!! EVIIILLL!!
Trowa: (looks at Wufei)
Wufei: (nods)(looks at
Heero)
Heero: (nods)
Trowa and Wufei: (grabs
Duo's chair)
Heero: (bops him on the
head)
Duo: (blinks)…thanks…I
needed that!
Heero: are you sane now?
Duo: define sane.
Heero:…good(turns to Wufei
and Zechs) it's safe. He's ok. (turns
to Duo) now what's this about a chicken man??
TO BE CONTINUED….
Is Duo really sane?? Who is this mysterious chicken man?? And why is he using their bathroom?? Whatever happened to Wufei's search for 'it'?? Find out this and more!!