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Resident Evil: Group Thearpy
By Foxfire and Eric Draven
Sign up sheet:
Leon Kennedy
Claire Redfield
Steve (monster) Burnside
Alfred Ashford
Alexia Ashford
Alexander Ashford
Zombie
Hunter
Jill V.
Nemesis
A. Wesker
Resident Therapists: Mr. Jon Dough Mrs. Jayne Dough
Today's session: Coping with our feelings
GROUP THERAPY ROOM - DAY
MR. DOUGH
Let me start by thanking you all for being here. I know how hard it is to let it all out.
ALFRED
It's a sham!
ALEXIA
Shut the hell up Alfred! You're embrassing me!
ALEXANDER
(MUFFELED) All you kids shut up... Ohhh, if I could see you....
MR. DOUGH
Now, Now Alexander... There's no need for that.
ALEXANDER
(MUFFELED) Easy for you to say, you little son of a bitch!
ALEXIA
Shut up Daddy! God, all you do is ruin everything!!
Alexia puts her hands over her ears
WESKER
Shut up you inbred retards!
ALFRED
Hey--
MRS. DOUGH
Alfred! Wesker... Please, this isn't helping.
WESKER
Sure it is.
LEON
Could we start now please?
MR. DOUGH
Of course, let's start with you, Leon.
LEON
M'kay....
Several minutes go by...
MR. DOUGH
Leon..?
LEON
Oh, oh sorry. I've lost my train of thought
Leon watches ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE
Whadda you staring at? Freak!
Leon quickly glances at the floor
MRS. DOUGH
Zombie please, we don't need that
ZOMBIE
Well he wasn't staring at you!
Zombie glares at Leon
LEON
Ok, um well. It all started, when I was born. I was born with both male and female sex organs
Wesker snickers
LEON
Hey shut up!
MR. DOUGH
Please, go on Leon
LEON
Ok well, my parents decided to raise me as both... They would dress me as a boy one day and a girl the next. Pretty normal childhood. Um, alot of teasing, mostly verbal. Calling me... 'girl-boy'...
Room breaks into laughter
LEON
Stop laughing at me! It's all starting again!
Leon holds his/her head in his/her hands
MR. DOUGH
Stop it everyone, Leon has feelings too.
HUNTER
Ugh-arr grr hiisss ughrh!
MR. DOUGH
Hunter, that's not funny
HUNTER
oohh, grr...
LEON
....High School was... different....starting dressing myself as a male.. mostly. After High School I went to college.. where I went... temporarily insane, if you will..... I killed several of my fellow students. But of course there was no evidence so I, heh, got off scot free!
Everyone nervously glances around
LEON
Heh, anyway...After college, I got a job as a police officer in Raccoon City. My first day on the job, I discovered.. The zombies.
Zombie narrows his eyes
LEON
Oh the zombies. They were mostly men. Hardly any women zombies
Zombie sadly nods his head
LEON
Couldn't... stop staring at them. Smelling them.. Even touching them.
ZOMBIE
eh?
ALEXIA
Freak...
STEVE
...sick bastard...
LEON
um, anyway. That's were my obession started. I would tie them up and, make them do obscene things.. I don't regret what I did.
MR. DOUGH
Ok! Let's move on, Leon... Thanks for sharing...
LEON
No problem
MR. DOUGH
Can I can a volenteer to share their story? Anyone?
Mr. Dough glances around
Steve raises his claw from the opposite side of the circle from Leon.
STEVE
I'll go
Claire rolls her eyes
STEVE
My father and I.. That was when I was still.. normal. Were captured and taken to Rockfort Island.. Home of... those two freaks right there!
Steve points his talon at the Ashfords
ALFRED
Look whos talking!
STEVE
Thanks to you!
ALEXIA
Shut up Alfred!
STEVE
I got out of my cell after the zombies...
LEON
What about Zombies?
MRS. DOUGH
Leon please, It's Steve's turn... go on Steve..
Zombie glares at Leon
STEVE
That's when I.. first saw Claire
CLAIRE
Oh, geez...
STEVE
Don't fight it Claire, I know you have feelings for me. At least you did, when I was human... It's all about looks with you Claire, I didn't know you were so shallow...
CLAIRE
Oh, please I never liked you! Your the one who kept staring at me! Think I didn't see you?!
STEVE
I don't know what your talking about
CLAIRE
Sure Steve... loser...
STEVE
Stop denying our passion!
CLAIRE
What passion? Did I give you the wrong idea some time out there? Because if I did it must have been in your head.
STEVE
Sure, Claire
Hunter starts gnawing at Zombie's arm
ZOMBIE
Get him off me!
LEON
I'll save you!
Leon lunges at Hunter to no affect
ZOMBIE
Hell no, I'll take my chances with Hunter!
MRS. DOUGH
Leon take your seat.. Hunter, stop eating Zombie!
HUNTER
Ohh, urhsgrrr
Hunter lets go
ALEXANDER
(MUFFELED) yeah thats what they all say.... They all say urhsgrrr
Alexia rolls her eyes
ALEXIA
God, Daddy shut the hell up! I wish I could tie that blindfold around your mouth!
Alexia reaches over and tugs on his blindfold
ALEXANDER
Get your hands off me gutterslut!
Alexia sits back down crying. Steve strokes Claire's hair, Claire repeatedly pulls his hands away.
CLAIRE
Cut that out! God, stop touching me!
STEVE
You know you like it
MR. DOUGH
Alfred, would you like to share why you are here?
ALFRED
No.
MR. DOUGH
Come on Alfred, don't be shy, we are all friends here.
ALFRED
I just drove Alexia and Alexander here, I have nothing to do with this, you trapped me in!
MRS. DOUGH
Nobody trapped you here Alfred, you can leave whenever you want.
ALFRED
Then why are the doors bolted?!
MR. DOUGH
They aren't... Anyway.
ALFRED
Don't toy with me Dough, I know they are!
ALEXIA
Alfred sit down!
Zombie suddenly gets up and grabs Wesker's sunglasses, trying to get away he falls down.
WESKER
Nice try Zombie!
Wesker laughs sinisterly and kicks Zombie in the butt
ZOMBIE
ahh!! owww...
Wesker grabs his glasses
LEON
Don't worry Zombie, let me give you a good rub down
ZOMBIE
Don't touch me! I'll get through this meeting without you touching me!
Zombie struggles and gets up, taking his chair
NEMESIS
(GARBLED) Stars.....
Jill punches Nemesis in the arm.
NEMESIS
(GARBLED) Oooowwww...
MR. DOUGH
Please Jill, there is no need for violence
WESKER
Glad I'm not with the S.T.A.R.S.
JILL
Shut up!
WESKER
You know you want me.
JILL
In your dreams, moron!
WESKER
We'll see about that...
Jill looks disgusted.
MR. DOUGH
Nemesis, did you have something to say?
NEMESIS
(GARBLED)Stars....
MR. DOUGH
Mmm. Okay. Who's next?
NEMESIS
(GARBLED)Arrrgghh!
Nemesis points to himself.
MR. DOUGH
Ok, sorry about that. Please Nemesis go on...
NEMESIS
(GARBLED) Arrghh, urgh stars .. Aghrrr Ughhh stars. stars brasugh arrrhun
Hunter listens intently.
JILL
Wankers...
NEMESIS
Arrhh grr!
Nemesis pushes Jill to the ground
JILL
Hey! Freak!
Hunter jumps on Zombie
ZOMBIE
Ahhhh!!!
Hunter rips Zombie's arm off
ZOMBIE
My arm! Give it back! I need it!
LEON
Yeah you do baby...
ZOMBIE
Fine, keep it!
Zombie sits back down, so does Hunter. Hunter gnaws at his new toy. Jill gets back up and pushes Nemesis back.
NEMESIS
(GARBLED) Stars!
Nemesis falls to the ground
MRS. DOUGH
Stop! Jill, Nemesis! This is a group for healing!
JILL
He started it!
NEMESIS
(GARBLED SOFTLY) Bitch
Mrs. Dough looks at Wesker
MRS. DOUGH
Wesker, would you like to share with the group?
Wesker sits silently
MR. DOUGH
Wesker?... hello?
Hunter pokes at Wesker with Zombie's arm. Nothing happens
MRS. DOUGH
Wesker!?
WESKER
Huh? what?
MR. DOUGH
You were sleeping?
Wesker lowers his glasses and winks at Jill.
WESKER
Yeah I was!
Jill shudders. Steve pets Claire's head.
CLAIRE
Stop it!
ALFRED
That's it, I'm leaving. It's getting too werid.
ALEXANDER
(MUFFELED) Son of a bitch!
ALFRED
I have no mom! I'm a test tube baby!!
ALEXANDER
(MUFFELED) I could kill you with my thumbs....
ALFRED
Sure, old man.
Alexia jumps up, bumping into Hunter.
ALEXIA
Stop fighting you fools!
Hunter jumps up, startled, and cowers to the corner of the room.
CLAIRE
All of you stop it! Look what your doing to Hunter!
Hunter whines and starts whimpering.
WESKER
Baby..
MR. DOUGH
Let's all take a break. Please, help yourself to coffee and cake. The next session will start in 15 mintues.
Nemesis runs to the snack table and engorges itself with the cake.
WESKER
That guys' got issues.
END PART 1
Resident Evil: Group Thearpy
By Foxfire and Eric Draven
Sign up sheet:
Leon Kennedy
Claire Redfield
Steve (monster) Burnside
Alfred Ashford
Alexia Ashford
Alexander Ashford
Zombie
Hunter
Jill V.
Nemesis
A. Wesker
Resident Therapists: Mr. Jon Dough Mrs. Jayne Dough
Today's session: Coping with our feelings
GROUP THERAPY ROOM - DAY
MR. DOUGH
Let me start by thanking you all for being here. I know how hard it is to let it all out.
ALFRED
It's a sham!
ALEXIA
Shut the hell up Alfred! You're embrassing me!
ALEXANDER
(MUFFELED) All you kids shut up... Ohhh, if I could see you....
MR. DOUGH
Now, Now Alexander... There's no need for that.
ALEXANDER
(MUFFELED) Easy for you to say, you little son of a bitch!
ALEXIA
Shut up Daddy! God, all you do is ruin everything!!
Alexia puts her hands over her ears
WESKER
Shut up you inbred retards!
ALFRED
Hey--
MRS. DOUGH
Alfred! Wesker... Please, this isn't helping.
WESKER
Sure it is.
LEON
Could we start now please?
MR. DOUGH
Of course, let's start with you, Leon.
LEON
M'kay....
Several minutes go by...
MR. DOUGH
Leon..?
LEON
Oh, oh sorry. I've lost my train of thought
Leon watches ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE
Whadda you staring at? Freak!
Leon quickly glances at the floor
MRS. DOUGH
Zombie please, we don't need that
ZOMBIE
Well he wasn't staring at you!
Zombie glares at Leon
LEON
Ok, um well. It all started, when I was born. I was born with both male and female sex organs
Wesker snickers
LEON
Hey shut up!
MR. DOUGH
Please, go on Leon
LEON
Ok well, my parents decided to raise me as both... They would dress me as a boy one day and a girl the next. Pretty normal childhood. Um, alot of teasing, mostly verbal. Calling me... 'girl-boy'...
Room breaks into laughter
LEON
Stop laughing at me! It's all starting again!
Leon holds his/her head in his/her hands
MR. DOUGH
Stop it everyone, Leon has feelings too.
HUNTER
Ugh-arr grr hiisss ughrh!
MR. DOUGH
Hunter, that's not funny
HUNTER
oohh, grr...
LEON
....High School was... different....starting dressing myself as a male.. mostly. After High School I went to college.. where I went... temporarily insane, if you will..... I killed several of my fellow students. But of course there was no evidence so I, heh, got off scot free!
Everyone nervously glances around
LEON
Heh, anyway...After college, I got a job as a police officer in Raccoon City. My first day on the job, I discovered.. The zombies.
Zombie narrows his eyes
LEON
Oh the zombies. They were mostly men. Hardly any women zombies
Zombie sadly nods his head
LEON
Couldn't... stop staring at them. Smelling them.. Even touching them.
ZOMBIE
eh?
ALEXIA
Freak...
STEVE
...sick bastard...
LEON
um, anyway. That's were my obession started. I would tie them up and, make them do obscene things.. I don't regret what I did.
MR. DOUGH
Ok! Let's move on, Leon... Thanks for sharing...
LEON
No problem
MR. DOUGH
Can I can a volenteer to share their story? Anyone?
Mr. Dough glances around
Steve raises his claw from the opposite side of the circle from Leon.
STEVE
I'll go
Claire rolls her eyes
STEVE
My father and I.. That was when I was still.. normal. Were captured and taken to Rockfort Island.. Home of... those two freaks right there!
Steve points his talon at the Ashfords
ALFRED
Look whos talking!
STEVE
Thanks to you!
ALEXIA
Shut up Alfred!
STEVE
I got out of my cell after the zombies...
LEON
What about Zombies?
MRS. DOUGH
Leon please, It's Steve's turn... go on Steve..
Zombie glares at Leon
STEVE
That's when I.. first saw Claire
CLAIRE
Oh, geez...
STEVE
Don't fight it Claire, I know you have feelings for me. At least you did, when I was human... It's all about looks with you Claire, I didn't know you were so shallow...
CLAIRE
Oh, please I never liked you! Your the one who kept staring at me! Think I didn't see you?!
STEVE
I don't know what your talking about
CLAIRE
Sure Steve... loser...
STEVE
Stop denying our passion!
CLAIRE
What passion? Did I give you the wrong idea some time out there? Because if I did it must have been in your head.
STEVE
Sure, Claire
Hunter starts gnawing at Zombie's arm
ZOMBIE
Get him off me!
LEON
I'll save you!
Leon lunges at Hunter to no affect
ZOMBIE
Hell no, I'll take my chances with Hunter!
MRS. DOUGH
Leon take your seat.. Hunter, stop eating Zombie!
HUNTER
Ohh, urhsgrrr
Hunter lets go
ALEXANDER
(MUFFELED) yeah thats what they all say.... They all say urhsgrrr
Alexia rolls her eyes
ALEXIA
God, Daddy shut the hell up! I wish I could tie that blindfold around your mouth!
Alexia reaches over and tugs on his blindfold
ALEXANDER
Get your hands off me gutterslut!
Alexia sits back down crying. Steve strokes Claire's hair, Claire repeatedly pulls his hands away.
CLAIRE
Cut that out! God, stop touching me!
STEVE
You know you like it
MR. DOUGH
Alfred, would you like to share why you are here?
ALFRED
No.
MR. DOUGH
Come on Alfred, don't be shy, we are all friends here.
ALFRED
I just drove Alexia and Alexander here, I have nothing to do with this, you trapped me in!
MRS. DOUGH
Nobody trapped you here Alfred, you can leave whenever you want.
ALFRED
Then why are the doors bolted?!
MR. DOUGH
They aren't... Anyway.
ALFRED
Don't toy with me Dough, I know they are!
ALEXIA
Alfred sit down!
Zombie suddenly gets up and grabs Wesker's sunglasses, trying to get away he falls down.
WESKER
Nice try Zombie!
Wesker laughs sinisterly and kicks Zombie in the butt
ZOMBIE
ahh!! owww...
Wesker grabs his glasses
LEON
Don't worry Zombie, let me give you a good rub down
ZOMBIE
Don't touch me! I'll get through this meeting without you touching me!
Zombie struggles and gets up, taking his chair
NEMESIS
(GARBLED) Stars.....
Jill punches Nemesis in the arm.
NEMESIS
(GARBLED) Oooowwww...
MR. DOUGH
Please Jill, there is no need for violence
WESKER
Glad I'm not with the S.T.A.R.S.
JILL
Shut up!
WESKER
You know you want me.
JILL
In your dreams, moron!
WESKER
We'll see about that...
Jill looks disgusted.
MR. DOUGH
Nemesis, did you have something to say?
NEMESIS
(GARBLED)Stars....
MR. DOUGH
Mmm. Okay. Who's next?
NEMESIS
(GARBLED)Arrrgghh!
Nemesis points to himself.
MR. DOUGH
Ok, sorry about that. Please Nemesis go on...
NEMESIS
(GARBLED) Arrghh, urgh stars .. Aghrrr Ughhh stars. stars brasugh arrrhun
Hunter listens intently.
JILL
Wankers...
NEMESIS
Arrhh grr!
Nemesis pushes Jill to the ground
JILL
Hey! Freak!
Hunter jumps on Zombie
ZOMBIE
Ahhhh!!!
Hunter rips Zombie's arm off
ZOMBIE
My arm! Give it back! I need it!
LEON
Yeah you do baby...
ZOMBIE
Fine, keep it!
Zombie sits back down, so does Hunter. Hunter gnaws at his new toy. Jill gets back up and pushes Nemesis back.
NEMESIS
(GARBLED) Stars!
Nemesis falls to the ground
MRS. DOUGH
Stop! Jill, Nemesis! This is a group for healing!
JILL
He started it!
NEMESIS
(GARBLED SOFTLY) Bitch
Mrs. Dough looks at Wesker
MRS. DOUGH
Wesker, would you like to share with the group?
Wesker sits silently
MR. DOUGH
Wesker?... hello?
Hunter pokes at Wesker with Zombie's arm. Nothing happens
MRS. DOUGH
Wesker!?
WESKER
Huh? what?
MR. DOUGH
You were sleeping?
Wesker lowers his glasses and winks at Jill.
WESKER
Yeah I was!
Jill shudders. Steve pets Claire's head.
CLAIRE
Stop it!
ALFRED
That's it, I'm leaving. It's getting too werid.
ALEXANDER
(MUFFELED) Son of a bitch!
ALFRED
I have no mom! I'm a test tube baby!!
ALEXANDER
(MUFFELED) I could kill you with my thumbs....
ALFRED
Sure, old man.
Alexia jumps up, bumping into Hunter.
ALEXIA
Stop fighting you fools!
Hunter jumps up, startled, and cowers to the corner of the room.
CLAIRE
All of you stop it! Look what your doing to Hunter!
Hunter whines and starts whimpering.
WESKER
Baby..
MR. DOUGH
Let's all take a break. Please, help yourself to coffee and cake. The next session will start in 15 mintues.
Nemesis runs to the snack table and engorges itself with the cake.
WESKER
That guys' got issues.
END PART 1