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The year is after colony 191, the gundam pilots have
started a new day and have found out they stink at public relations. So, they…um…you get the message…just read.
Episode XXXX:
Of Chicken Men and Lettuce
(We're running out of GOOD ideas! OH NO!)
*Guess
what? Another straight continuation
(mwahahaha!!!!)*
Duo: Chicken Man? (Eyes grow wide) HE'S
BIG, HE'S YELLOW, AND HE'S TRYING TO GET IN OUR BATHROOM…(pauses for a second)
AND HE'S EVIL!! (Begins jumping around in circles again) EVIL! EVIIIIIIL!!
Heero, Wufei, Trowa, and
Zechs: (look at each other and nods)(leaves Duo jumping around to go check
bathrooms)
__In Front of Men's
Bathroom__
(Large yellow chicken is
desperately trying to force himself into the bathroom without much success)
Man in Chicken Suit: Hey you guys!!! Do you think you could help me!!!
Wufei: (looks at Heero)
Heero: (Looks at Wufei
then at Trowa)
Trowa: (looks at Heero
then at Zechs)
Zechs: (whispers to Trowa)
We found him, so now what do we do with him?
Man in Chicken Suit: (now
wedged in door frame) HEEEY! Help! MY FOOT IS STUCK!! I CAN'T BREATHE! AND I
REALLY REALLY NEED TO GO-ooh...heh heh…too late (blushes)
(All teardrop)
Trowa: …that's your
department Wufei.
Wufei: (shoulders slouch)
Do I have to?
Zechs, Trowa, and Heero:
(nod authoritatively)
Wufei: Fine! But you guys have to get him out! (Begins sulking over to custodian's closet)
Quatre: (walks out of
employee's office) Hey guys, sorry about the…(gaze falls on chicken man) OH
WOW!!! That's the man I saw that gave
me the idea to add chicken to our menu!!!! (Turns to Trowa, Zechs, and…you get the point) Well, what do you guys think?
Trowa: (teardrop) uh-oh
(Zechs and Heero look at
each other, then back at Quatre)
Zechs: Are you sure you want the truth?
Quatre: (cheesy grin forms
on face)(nods) Yup!
(Wufei comes out of
closet)
Heero: Hey Wufei! Quatre wants to add chicken to the menu!
Wufei: (shrugs) So? Cooking is Duo's department, go tell that to him.
Zechs: Okay!
Man in Chicken Suit: Heeeeeeeeeellp! I'm wet and stuck!!!!
Wufei: Shut your
yap!!! I'm coming!
__A few minutes later__
Duo: (now untied and
standing in front of Quatre)
Quatre: So what do you think of my idea?
Duo: (folds arms) Are you sure you want the…
Quatre: (becoming agitated [like usual]) YES I WANT THE TRUTH!! Now…TELL ME!!!
Duo: (unchanged by Quatre's outburst) um…(looks at now unstuck chicken man)
Man in Chicken Suit: (talking to irritated Wufei) Well, thank you
very much!!!
Wufei: (stares angrily at chicken man)
Duo: (grabs vegetables [out of nowhere]) All of
this is the chicken man's fault!!!! (begins pelting the poor yellow chicken
with lettuce)
Wufei: Agreed!!! (begins beating chicken man with
wet mop)
Trowa, Zechs, and
Heero: (join in the festivities)
Man in Chicken Suit: HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!! *ouch* I
DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!! *ouch* (runs out of
store followed by various foods and the quintet of enraged pilots)
Duo: (stops abruptly outside door, staring across
the street)(the rest of them bump into him)
Wufei: Ouch! Duo! Why'd you stop???!!!
Duo: (points to where the chicken man is running
[across the street]) Guys! We've got
competition!!!!
(The quintet [plus Quatre
who just arrived] stare across the street at a building a bit bigger than their
own with a giant sign on top reading 'ChocoBell' [Yes, the story has now become
a crossover])
Trowa: Darn those Final Fantasy characters!!!! You give them a little publicity and look
what happens!!!!
Zechs: Good. A little competition never hurt anyone.
(All evilly glare at
Zechs)
Zechs: What???
Quatre: (ignoring Zechs's
comment) Okay men, since we now have a competitor we must make sure to work
EXTRA hard! So let's get in there and
open this store with pride and show those RPGers who's boss!!!!! [Hey! It's still only 7a.m.]
Everyone: (invigorated) YEAH!!!!
(All run back in and begin
to prepare for customers)
__A Couple Hours later__
Quatre: (In employee's
office)(confidently) ARE YOU READY MEN?
All: YEAH!
Quatre: ARE YOU SET?!
All: YEAH!
Quatre: (points to door)
THEN GO LET'S GET OUT THERE AND DO THIS!!
All: (begin marching out
door, single filed through door) hut hut hut hut!!
__Hours Later (after
customers have begun arriving)__
Quatre: (walking around
checking off paper on clipboard) Employees…check. Food supplies(goes into kitchen)(dodges the frantic
employees)(makes his way over to the freezer)(opens it, checks out it's
supplies)..check(closes freezer door)(sighs) now it's time for a break!
Phew(wipes forehead, goes into office, sits in chair, turns on radio and
listens to Barry White music)(starts singing with Barry White) Baby! Ooooh Baby! (nods his head to the beat)
__Outside office and to
the front counter we go__
Trowa: (ignoring little
kids whining about heavy arms)…..Thank you and please come again…
Heero: (walks past Trowa)
Trowa: (gives Heero evil
eye)
Heero: (turns around and
sees Trowa's glare) Eep! (runs to the drive-thru window)
__Back with Quatre__
Quatre: (looks at clock)
oh! It's almost lunch time! I gotta go see if we have all our
supplies.(walks to the doorway but stops right before it)(looks at bear skin
rug)(smiles evily and pets the rug)(walks out)[har dee har! Get it?? If you reread, chapter 4, at the end, you'll understand]
__In the noisy frantic
kitchen__
Quatre: (walks in and goes
to Duo)
Duo: (frantically making
hamburgers)(flips one up in the air, catches it with spatula and puts it back
on grill)Yeah! I'm getting good at
this.
Quatre: ahem(stands there
waiting for Duo to realizes his presence there)
Duo: (flips another
hamburger up in the air and catches it)
Quatre: (impatiently taps
his foot)ahem…
Duo: (picks up another
hamburger)(still doesn't realize Quatre's standing right next to him)
Quatre: Duo!
Duo: AHH! (startled by
Quatre)(throws the hamburger backwards, soaring through the air)
Zechs: dum dee dum!
(hamburger smacks him in the back of the head, making his head sail forward,
into the top of the fry vent) OWWW! (holds helmeted head in his hands)
Duo: …(winces) that's
gonna leave a mark…
Quatre: ehehehe….yeah..so,
(turns to Duo) lunch is coming up in a half hour and I was wondering if we had
all the supplies we need.
Duo: Yup!
Quatre: tomatoes?
Duo: Yup!
Zechs: OWWWWW!
Quatre: pickles?
Duo: Yup!
Zechs: (whining)does
anyone have an aspirin?
Quatre: lettuce?
Duo: (smiles)
Quatre: Do we have
lettuce? Duo tell me the truth.
Duo: (smiles and shakes
his head 'no')
Quatre: (agitated) then
WHY did YOU tell ME that WE HAD ALL THE SUPPLIES!
Duo: (cringes) because…of
that (points at Quatre)
Quatre: (mumbling) dumb
stupid stinkin rotten….(normal voice) fine (sighs and rubs temple) I will get
Trowa to go and buy some lettuce since (with malice)DOROTHY decided to chase
some squirrels……(mumbles again, walking out of kitchen)darn stinking
rotten…(bumps into Zechs, throwing him backwards into the vent again)
Zechs: (holds head in
hands again) Owww!!
Duo: sheesh! Quatre has
something ridding up his butt….(looks at Zechs) poor guy!
Zechs: I know what's riding
up his butt!! A PICKLE!! A big nasty
rotten PICKLE!!
Duo: (doesn't get joke)
How'd he get a pickle up there?
Zechs: (turns to stare at
Duo)(shrugs) Why don't you ask him!
Duo: …ok!
(all go back to work)
TO BE CONTINUED….
Will Quatre ever calm down? Where the heck is Dorothy anyway?? What isWufei up to?? How will Trowa cope with the new
assignment?? Find out this and more!