INTERVIEW WITH FRIEZA

INTERVIEW WITH FRIEZA

By Stealth Photographer

Takeru: Well if you remember last time.  We had an interview with a rude cat.

Hikari: She was a cute kitty cat, wasn't she?

Takeru said, "Why are you talking like that.  We are Season 2 Digidestined.  Maybe if we were still in Season 1 then you could get away with that, but now…."

Hikari: I'm sorry, did you say something cutey.

Takeru shook his head.

Takeru: Any way, today we are going to have a guest; I think his name is Frieza.

Hikari: He sound cute.

Frieza walks out to the stage.

Frieza: I am Lord of the Universe, no one can kill me.

Takeru: Now I heard you went to Earth, and was killed.

Frieza: That monkey, got a lucky blow.

Hikari: I never knew monkeys could kill people.  I was at the zoo, and I saw the cutest little Monkey and they were swinging, and…"

Frieza: Actually they are Sayains, that's just what I call them cause they got tails.

Hikari: Back and forth on the trees and…

Frieza: Is she always like this?

Takeru: Don't remind me.

Frieza: I was once the master of the Universe, and destroyed the planet of the Sayains, except for a few.  Then while they were on Earth, I heard about the Dragon Balls on Namek, so I went there, but some Earthlings got in my way.  So I wiped out the entire Namek race.  But stuff happened, and I was almost killed when one of them became a Super Sayain.

Hikari: The Namek became a Super Sayain?

Frieza: No you idiot.  A Sayain from Earth did.  But I survived after I blew up the planet, and my Daddy found me and made me a cyborg.  Then I went to Earth for Revenge and a Half Sayain, half human finally finished me off.

Takeru: Well you had a cool life, and… wait a minute.  If you are dead, then how are you here.

Frieza jumped on the desk.

Takeru: Oh not again.

Frieza: Cause I am Lord Frieza of the Universe, and no one can stand in my way.  Now I will need an heir to continue my Empire when I'm gone since those fools robbed me of my Immortality.

Frieza grabbed Hikari.

Frieza: You will be my bride, and I…"

Frieza never finished cause a Sword Blade and just cut his head off.

Frieza Head: Who dared too…

He looked back to see Takeru with a sword which he stuck right between Frieza's eyes.

Takeru: Nobody touches my Girlfriend.

Hikari kisses Takeru on the lips.

Hikari: Thank You.

Takeru: tune in next time when our guest will be…DEVIMON!  All right, who picks these guest, is some one trying to drive me insane.

Hikari: Book up, sweetie.  Oh give me a home where the…

Takeru: Who need Devimon to kill me, my co-host is doing mine on her own.

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