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The year is after colony 191, and the Gundam pilots are now accustom to their new life. But with a new commercialized franchise right across the street and the firing of their supply driver Dorothy Catalonia, will problems arise? Or will the boys rise to the occasion?

Episode XXXX:

Arguments

*Days after the long wanted firing of Dorothy, the Gundams are having a semi-boring, usual day.*

__At Front Counter__

Trowa: (drumming fingers on front counter)………

Duo: (walks in from kitchen) (nodding head to beat in his own world) I'm a dude! He's a dude! She's a dude! Cause we're all dudes (runs behind Trowa) HEY!

Trowa: (jumps) (turns to face Duo)

Duo: (big grin)

Trowa: (big frown)

Duo: (grins even more)

Trowa: (frowns even more)

Heero: (walks in from office)(surveys the scene)…uh…what are you guys doing?

Trowa: (turns to face Heero with frown on face) boo.

Heero: (screams like a little girl) DON'T HURT ME! (runs into men's bathroom)

Wufei: (walks cautiously over to front counter)(looks behind him and then looks at Trowa and Duo) Wh-…(eyes them both suspiciously) you do know that your faces are going to get stuck like that someday.

Trowa: (keeps frowning)

Duo: (keeps smiling) No they won't! I'm guessing that you haven't found "them" yet have you?

Wufei: (quickly)(whispering) No! (regular voice) Anyway, (looks behind him)(looks back at Duo and Trowa) like I was saying, when does the lunch rush hour start?

Trowa: (with frown still on face) um…right about-

(people start coming in)

Trowa: now. (big grin) Hi, How may I help you?!

Duo: (big frown) Great, now I have to go make hamburgers. (rain cloud forms over his head and he walks gloomily into the kitchen)

Girl Teenager #1: (eyes Wufei suspiciously) Like, er, hiya. You do know that that was like, last weeks fashion, don't you?

Wufei: (smiles) Yes I do. Thank you for informing me.(grumbles and slinks away to the custodian closet)

Girl Teenager #1: Like, ok, like, I would like like a McGundam meal number five please.

__At Custodian Closet__

Wufei: (sulking in the corner)

Quatre: (walks in)(ahem) Catch! (throws something at Wufei)

Wufei: AHH DIVE! (jumps out of the path of the flying something and dives head first in a bucket)

Quatre: (blinks)…yeah…Wufei, how many cups of coffee did you have?

Wufei: (pulls body out of bucket) 1.

Quatre: (glares at Wufei)

Wufei: Ok, ok, 3.

Quatre: (glare deepens)

Wufei: (backs up against wall) Ok, I ADMIT IT! I had 10! It tasted soo good! Please don't ban my privileges of having coffee! (on knees begging) PLEASE!

Quatre: (sighs and runs hands through hair) First Trowa, now you! Coffee is very dangerous if you have too much! You know what happened to Trowa when he drank it?

Wufei: (shivers) yes…he tied me to a pole and fed me nothing but*gag* PICKLES!!! PICKLES! Then he was singing that wretched song! Oh the inhumanity! (cries) OH THE TOTURE!

Quatre: (uninterested yawn) Wufei, this isn't going to get your coffee privilege back. Besides, he did that to Heero not you.

Wufei: DRAT! Foiled again!

Quatre: Anyway, no more coffee for a week

Wufei: but-

Quatre: No buts! Now try on that thing that I threw at you.(walks away to employee's office)

Wufei: (stands up and walks over to thing Quatre threw at him)…hmmm…(picks it up)(shrugs and goes to the men's bathroom to try it on)

__A While Later In the Employee's Office__

Wufei: (walks into office in a neon yellow, power rangers looking, spandex tight, with a helmet outfit)(is obviously mad)

Quatre: (turns to Wufei) Ah! Yes, so how do you like it?

Wufei:…do you want to know the-

Quatre: YES!

Wufei: (winces) ok, ok. IT'S HORRIBLE!

Quatre: (winces)…nuh-uh!

Wufei: yuh-huh!

Quatre: nuh-uh!

Wufei: yuh-huh!

Quatre: nuh-uh!

Wufei: yuh-huh!

Quatre: nuh-uh!

Wufei: yuh-huh!

Duo: (walks in) Hey Qua-OH MY GOSH!! KILL IT! IT'S A POWER RANGER!!!(begins smashing Wufei over the head with a spatula) AHH! THEIRE EVIL!! AND THEIR NOT(sob) REAL!!(continues to relentlessly pound Wufei over the helmet)

Wufei: DARN IT!! STOP IT!! (jumps away) (does a very power ranger like pose) I'M NOT A LOWLY POWER RANGER!!! (jumps and punches Duo back with very power ranger like grace)

Duo: (hits the wall)(runs out of room) AHHH!! IT'S ALIVE!!!

Wufei: …(looks at his hands)what…what is happening to me? (falls to knees) I am being possessed by a power ranger's outfit!! NOOOO!

Quatre: so, how do you like it?

Wufei: WHERE DID YOU GET THIS EVIL THING?

Quatre: It's a long story so, here.(pushes a chair over to Wufei)

Wufei: (stands up)(takes off helmet and sits down)(signals Quatre to speak)

Quatre: Ok(sits down in a chair located next to him), it all started when I was out taking a joy ride with Sandrock to relieve some of my stress and well, I met up with this yellow lion looking thing and I starred at it and it starred at me and so on. So, being the nice person I am I (slams foot down on the ground) STOMPED it and found this really weird looking lady inside the lion, in fact, she looked a lot like you.

Wufei: (glares)

Quatre: You know, your face might get stuck like that someday.

Wufei: (sarcastically) Now where have I heard that before!?

Quatre: (not hinting the sarcasm) Hm, I dunno! Where?

Wufei: (glumly) Nevermind, go on with your story.

Quatre: So, anyway, I transported her to the local hospital and went (ahem) rummaging through her ship.

Wufei: BAD QUATRE! Looking through other people's stuff!

Quatre: It's not like that! I was looking for any kind of technology that I could use and how the ship was made.

Wufei: (rolls eyes) Sure you were! And I'm the King of France!

Quatre: (eye twitches) (yells) I DID! I'M NOT LYING!!

Wufei: (puts hands up in defense) Woah, ok ok. You need to take another one of those joy rides…

Quatre: (thoughtfully) Hmm, maybe that is a good idea…Anyway, on with my story. I saw a big red button in the ship and I pushed it and there was a whole row of yellow suits with helmets on a shelf above them. Being the person that I am, I took one of the suits and so, here you are wearing it.

Wufei: (stares at Quatre like a cow stares at an oncoming train) You mean to tell me that this is…A WOMAN'S SUIT!

Quatre: (falls backward in chair)Yes, yes it is.

Wufei: but-but I am a MAN not a WOMAN.

Quatre: (a little too happily)So, there is nothing wrong with the suit! It fits you perfectly! (a little to mother like) And you will wear this and be the mascot for McGundams!

Wufei: NO I WON'T!

Quatre: (stands up and towers over Wufei) YES YOU WILL!!!

Wufei: (stands up)(puts on helmet and towers over Quatre) NO I WON'T!

Duo: (bursts in the door with the other Gundam pilots) THERE IT IS! (points at Wufei)

Trowa: (gasp)

Heero: (gasp)

Duo: GET HIM!

(Heero, Trowa and Duo all charge at 'The yellow power ranger' and start to pound him)

TO BE CONTINUED…

What will become of Wufei? Will he survive? Will he be in the emergency room? Is Quatre a little too stressed? Find out on the next exciting episode!