Oui!! Such a long
time!! @.@. We are soo sorry! Our
active(*ahem*) lives kept us from writing….eh…truthfully, we worked most of the
summer and now, we are just being lazy(like always). Oh no!! Wait, we got an excuse, we we're working on our website!!
So there!! Wait…no…that's finished…um…The Crow started college and…uh The
Kitten…IS BLONDE! So now there!
The year is after colony 191 due to the increase in
customers that Choco bell was receiving, McGundam's our down to their last ideas
thinking of ways to beat their formidable foes(even though McGundam's have a
satisfying amount of customers).
Episode XXXX:
War? What
is it good for?
*The McGundam's crews
are working their tails off trying to keep up with the busy day AND trying to
think of new sales ideas*
__The
front counter__
Quatre:
(due to the satisfying amount of customers, has decided to help) C'mon
boys!! Keep it coming!
Trowa:
(sighs)…(thinks)*My feet hurt, my feet hurt, my feet hurt, two large fries and
a mcgundam's burger…my feet hurt, my feet hurt(begins making a tune out of it)
My feet hurt!! My feet hurt, an order
of chick-en-nuggets and a small coke, my feet hurt, my feet hurt! Oh yeah!* (end being inside Trowa's
head)(begins bobbing head to the music)
Heero:
eh…(stares at Trowa)(blinks)…hn?? (shrugs it off)…eh…
Trowa:
(sees Heero staring at him)(glares)
Heero:
(eeps and gets back to work)
Trowa:
(smirks)That's more like it…(begins singing the Kohls theme song inside his
head)
__Outside__
*Mascots on both
sides(McGundam's and Choco Bell) are being chased relentlessly by rabid
children and small dogs*
Wufei:
(yelling) THIS IS NOT FAIR!!
Kids:
WEEEE!! GET HIM!
Chihuahua
[O.O?? did we spell that right?]: arf
arf!!
Cloud:
(screaming) AHHHHH!! SAVE ME!
Kids:
YAY!! GET HIM!
__Inside
McGundams__
Quatre:
(walks by the window)(stops and looks out window)(nods his head happily) That's
what I'm paying him for! (continues walking)
__Outside__
Wufei:
(runs out into the street)(kids stop chasing him)
Cloud: (runs
out into the street)(kids stop chasing him)
Wufei
and Cloud: (both look at each other and then smirk identical smiles)(nods
heads)
Wufei: I'm glad that their mother taught them
right…
Cloud:
(nods)
Kids:
AWW MAN! That's not fair!!!
Chihuahua:
(Spanish accent) Yo quiero choco bell!
Dorothy:
(driving truck back to deliver supplies to Choco Bell)(sees both mascots in
yellow outfits)(something snaps and goes rabid) YAAARGH!! (sets a path straight
for them)
Wufei and
Cloud: (both turn in time to see truck)(smiles fade)…yipe!! (are eventually run over)
__Meanwhile,
in the kitchen__
Duo:
Alrighty, then…what other ideas you got? (flips a hamburger)
Zechs:
(puts some fries in the deep fryer)
Um…well, you know, if we made a special sauce, that would work…
Duo and
Zechs: (both look up thoughtfully)(shakes heads) Naaah!
Duo:
OH! I got it!! (flips another
hamburger) We could get imported sausages from Germany, say that they're ours
and sell them!!
Zechs:
(takes out fries from deep fryer)(puts another batch in)…that just might work!!
Duo:
Yeah!! Employee of the month here I
come!
__In
the main eating area(dang it! Memory
lapse!)__
Quatre:
(looks over at Heero and Trowa) hmm…they both look bored…maybe I should switch
them.
__At
front counter__
Quatre:
(walks up to Trowa)(whispers in his ear)
Trowa:
(growls)
Quatre:
(holds up picture of sandrock in a belly dancing outfit)
Trowa:
(cowers and nods)….
Quatre:
(goes over to Heero)(whispers in his ear)
Heero: (shrugs
and nods)…
Trowa
and Heero: (switch places)
Quatre:
(nods happily and goes off singing 'Da da da.[That song ROCKS BABY!]')
Heero:
(sighs and looks down at the cash register) How may I help-(lifts head up)
Relena:
Hello Heero! How might you be?
Heero:…(dreamily)
Relenaaa…(bubbles and hearts from around Relena's head, or at least they do in
Heero's mind)
~Enter 'sleepwalk' the song~
Relena:
Um…Heero??
Heero:
(dreamily continues)…Relena…(enter into Heero's mind[do we dare!! I think so!])
(Relena and Heero are on a
beautiful beach watching the sunset)
Relena: (giggles and feeds Heero
a strawberry)
Heero: Hn…(eats strawberry)
Relena: (leans in for a kiss)
Heero: hn…(closes eyes)
(end of day dream)
Relena:
Um…Heero? I know my own name…Heero??
Trowa:
(walks over to Heero and smacks him upside his head)
Relena:
Thank you!
Trowa:
(shrugs)(goes back to work)
Heero:
(wakes up from his daydream) uh…right, um, how may I help you?
Relena:
Well, (looks up at the menu) I would like a #6 McGundam super size, please!
Heero:…you…eat
that much?
Relena:
(blinks) Why yes…(smiles) I'm a growing girl!!
Heero:
(shakes his head) alright Relena(does the fast food thingy and gets her food)
Have a nice day!
Relena:
(smiles and nods)(grabs her stuff) Thank you Heero!
Heero:
(smiles dreamy smile)…Relenna…
Punk:
(pulls Heero's McGundam's cap over his eyes) Hey dude! Stop staring and start serving!!
Heero: (adjusts hat)…your hunger has made you
WEAK!!
Punk:
SAY THAT AGAIN TO MY FACE!!
Heero:
…I just did….
Punk:
THAT'S IT!! (throws a punch at Heero's face)
And so
the brawl began…
__A
while later in the Managers office__
Heero: (sitting
on a chair)(listening..well not really, to Quatre giving him a lecture)(direct
translation from Heero's mind) blah blah blah blah and you know what, blah blah
blah blah…BLAH BLAH BLAH!
Quatre:
(aggravated)(hovering over Heero giving him the motherly lecture) HEERO??
Heero:
(dazed thinking of Relena) ….relena…
Quatre:
(smacks Heero upside his head) HEERO!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
Heero:
(breaks out of his daydream)…hn??
Quatre:
(sighs)(gets out his stress ball)…grr….
Heero:
You know, they have some anti-stress medicine…
Quatre:
(sighs again)(begins slowly squeazing the stress ball)…now Heero…is it
understood that there will be no more beating on the customers and flinging
them into soda machines?
Heero:
How was I suppose to know his shrimpy body would fly so far…
Quatre:
(trying really hard not to lose it)….that's not that point…don't do it again….
Heero:
(shrugs) hn…can I go now?? I'm on my
lunch break now…
Quatre:
fine…go…
Heero:
(casually gets up and walks out)
Quatre:
(stares out window)(notices something…yellow lying in the road)(realization
dawns on him) oh my…(runs out)
__outside__
Wufei
and Cloud: (lying in road)
Wufei: …so…this
is how it…*cough* ends….
Cloud:
(tears in his eyes)…I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!
Wufei:
Me too!! I have a confession…I've…never…ever…seen
the little mermaid…
Cloud:
What?? How could you not!! It touched me deeply!
Wufei: yes…I know!
I didn't have the time though…if I could go back! I would change it!!
Quatre:
(runs to the road side)
Kids:
(wailing) WE WANT THEM BACK!!
Chuhua:
Yo quero taco bell!!
Quatre:
Yeah yeah…tell me something I don't know…(looks down at chuahua[We have no clue
how to spell this soo…please forgive us!]) (jumps back) EVIL DOG!! (gives it
the boot while screaming like a little girly girl)
Chuahua:
Man…I HOPE CELL EATS YOU[one of the DBZ episodes!! Some dude in a car said that to another dude…IT'S SO FUNNY!]!!
Quatre:
grr…I hate small Mexican talking dogs….
Kids:
(turn on Quatre) WAAAAH!! YOU BOOTED OUR DOGGY!!(begin advancing on him)
Quatre:
(puts his hands up in defense) wait…wait!! NO!(begins to run from rabid kids)
Kids:
GET HIM! (runs after him)
Quatre:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! (runs around the front lawn) HELP
MEEE!!!
__Meanwhile,
inside in the eating area__
Relena:
(sitting at a table) I'm so glad that you could join me today Heero!!
Heero:
hn…(nods)
Relena:
So, how was your day today??
Heero:
hn…hn…hn…
Relena:
Really? You poor thing…(pats his hand)
__Outside__
Quatre:
(runs out into the street)
Kids:
(stop chasing him) WAAAH!! NOT AGAIN!
Quatre:
HA HA!! TAKE THAT YOU BRA-(gets hit by
a truck)
TO BE CONTINUED…
Phew, what a long chapter! Well now, will Wufie, Cloud and Quatre ever
be brought to safety? Will Duo win
employee of the month? What about
Heero? Will he ever get over his
obsession? Find out!!
