Disclaimer/Warning:
Hey everyone who decided to read more of my anti-reasonable story^__^. Big warning lots of Duo, Wufei, Trowa, and tiny bit of Quatre bashing. Gomen (sorry to Duo and Quatre lovers, I love them 2 they're like my baby's/teddy bears. Its just for fun). I take Endless Waltz to heart and since Wufei and Trowa tried to hurt my babies (Heero, Duo) I want revenge
*Laughs like Marimeia
And no I don't own GW, Who Let the Dogs Out, Love Shack, or anything...*sniffs
I don't even own my sweet Heero.Oh well I can dream can't I?
*Daydreams...Wakes up cause Heero pulls a gun on her
HEEEEEEERRRRRRRRROOOOOO
*Jumps in his arms
I love you I love you I love you!!!!!!!
Heero-Get on w/the story Relena!
Duo-yea get to my part
Heero-The girls like meeh better though
Duo-Do not
Heero-Do Too!
Duo-Do not!
Meeh-Augh you both are cute
Duo-see she likes meeh better
Meeh-do not I love Heero
Duo-*cries
Heero-laughs
Meeh-runs to Duo and gives him a hug "I still love you baby! But Heero's my one and only I am Relena!"
Duo-*sniffs
K..
Meeh-All better! Lets get to the story!

Who Let the G-Boys Out? Part 2
~We last left our lovable 5some in Wu's 1/2 destroyed car which Quatre and Duo took over and now being chased by police...whoops Heero just knocked out Duo and Trowa just knocked out Quatre.... And my baby Heero just sat on Quatre to drive to The Sanq Kingdom! ~

"Heero you hurting Quatre"Trowa stated
"I must fulfill my mission no matter what."Heero said
"Rigggtt"Trowa answered. Heero slammed Quatre's foot on the gas and off they went.
4:00pm
The G-Boys finally reached the Sanq Kingdom.Heero slams down on the brake. Crushing Quatre's toe
(*Author sniffs gomen Quatre!),
Heero then jumps out of the car.
"Trowa, carry Quatre to the Manson. Wufei back us up keep a look out for the cops. I'll get Duo" Heero commanded.
(*Author jumps up and down crying "Yea Heero")
*Sniff sniff
"Fine" The Wu-man said in a high-pitched voice. It took15 min to lug the huge heavy Shimagami and his twitching sidekick up those stairs of the mansion. When they reached the door, they realize that everyone's hands were full except Wu' Changs. And one wanted to call him because he was still sniffing over his car.
So Heero used his brain
(*Author smiles "he has such a big brain! Hes sooooo smart")
"I'm going to use Duo's hard head"Heero then rammed Duo's cement head on the door.
(*Author hides her smile *Gomen Duo!!!)
*BAM!
"Think he'll fell that in the morning"Trowa asked
"Nah"Heero answered
(*Author giggles* I wont hurt Duo.... Much!)
The door creaked open and Peagon came out
"Nani? (What)"
5:00
"Out of my way Peagon." Heero said pushing him out of the way. After every one was inside Heero dropped Duo and Trowa dropped Quatre...
"Peagon who is it?" came a high cheery voice overhead.
(*Author smiles I have to a an entrance don't I?)
Heero gulped and look up. Standing on the floor was HER, his worst nightmare, Relena...
(*Author gives Heero a raspberry)
Even worst he cringe when he realized she was soaking wet in a pink robe.
"HEEEEEERRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Heero turned facing the door
'If I can just reach the door' Heero thought
*BAM
The next sec. Heero was pinned...
(*The author must have her moment w/ her love^__^)
"OH Heero I missed you I missed I missed you!!!!!!!!!"Relena babbled on w/a death grip on Heero. (^__^)
"Get off meeh"Heero said pushing Relena off his leg. He pulled himself up only to find still clinging on to him.
(*Author said I'm not going to let him go!)
*Heero sweat drops
"We need a favor Relena"Trowa calmly said
"FORGET THE STUPITED FAVOR GET A MAHCANIC MY CARS HURT!!!!!!!!!!"Wuffie burst out
"WAHHHHHHHHHH"Wu-Wu ran round in circles crying out
"Nataki Nataki daddies coming, I'll save you baby!!!!!!"
Relena cocked an eyebrow and said
"I think he lost it"
"Speaking of losing it, these 2 lost it and got us in a lot of trouble."Trowa tried to explain.
"The cops are after us so can you hide us"? Trowa asked. But it was in vain because Relena wasn't listening she was staring at Heero
(*Author smiles "I love Heero's eyes")
"Listen baka can you hide us?" Heero said
"Not if you ask meeh like that Mr. Sexy Pants"Relena said pinching Heero's butt
(*Author giggles He butt is cute! What can I say????)
"HEY!"Heero said jumping back 3 ft. Then he put together his best puppy eyes.
(*Author heart melts Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)
"Relena, p-p-p-please hide us..."
(^__^ I can make Heero do whatever I want)
"Kay!"Relena said giggling
"Pegan take them to my secret hiding place. And bring down Plan no.5A6B."
"Right Miss Relena. This way"Trowa bent down and picked up Quatre.He slugged him over his shoulders and pushed the still sniffing Wufei.
"Heero."Relena said. Heero turned to face his nightmare.
"You owe meeh big!"Relena said winking at him.
Heero:................
He turned and followed Pegan and the others. Pegan lead them upstairs down a long corridor and then turned to the left and opened the door.
"Welcome to the hiding place boys"
"But we still need...AHHHH NOOOOOO NONONONONO."Wu-man cried
As Trowa peered inside he saw that the gundams the sovereigns of the world. Has to hide in a PINK BATHROOM!!!!!!!
"C'mon if we can take over 50 Mobile Dolls w/ the Zero System then we can take a pink frilly bathroom."Heero said to encourage the others.
"But your the only one who can figure the Zero system out Heero"Wufie cried.
(*Author gives Wu a raspberry and said "Darn right he's the only one who can handle it So There!!!!!!")
Heero walks in the coody filled bathroom
"Where too Pegan?"
"Here" he faced a closet and opened it, revealing pads, condoms, and robs.
(*Author shrugs "Go fig. So I'm a bad girl in this story")
"NO", Heero turned out of the bathroom and heard from downstairs
"But officers, I swore that those unruly Pilots are not here. Would this cute face lie?"
Heero turned mumbling pointed to Pegan
"Omae O Kuso and herrrrrrr"
Pegan eyes want all big, carefully and slowly turned to the closet and pulled the shelf. It was a secret door.
"OHHHHHHHH"Trowa, Heero, and Wufei said
They went in and Pegan closed the door behind them. It was pitch black
"There's a light above you I'll get you when Miss Relena is done with the Police" The Wu-Chang reached up and pulled a string down giving light to the room.
"I remember how I used to turn on the lights in Nataki"
*Sniff
"We should wake up sleeping ugly and sidekick,"Heero said.
Heero and Trowa dropped Quatre and Duo on opposite walls and knelt down in front of their "buddies". Heero and Trowa raised there hands and..
*SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!!
Under the mass named Quatre's hair Trowa saw his 2 big sea green eyes opening
(*Author said awwwww he has such cute eyes)
"Aw, ow man what Gundam hit meeh?"Quatre raised his head.
"Huh? Trowa!"
"Shhhhh"Trowa said and smiled.
"K"
"Heero is Duo up yet?"Trowa asked
"No"Heero pulled his gun out and pointed it the Shimgami and pulled the cock down, tighten his grip on the trigger...


Well that's it for now!
(*Author smiles "j/k "!)


*Click
"OK OK I'm up I'm up. Agh who did I sleep w/now?" Then Duo realized
"Hey it was a fake!"
Heero smirked
"Yea"
(*Author laughs, "Didja think I would kill my precious Duo-bear. I love j/k's ")
"I will never drink anything Duo giving. I will..."
"Huh?"Heero said ears perked up in attention.
"For the last time Officers I will not go out w/you!"
(*Author smiles I love it when that happens)
"Call meeh then, bwe Miss Relena"
*Slam
*Crack crack
"What the..."The G-boys went
"CRACK BAM BOOM!!!!!!!
Pegan looked up and saw the g-boys crashing down towards him. He ran to the other side of the room to get away from the raining assassins.
"Oh there you are. I almost forgot about you."Pegan chuckled
"OMAE O KUSO!"Guess who ^__^
"Follow me" Pegan said chucking more. Each gundam got up saying a string of *coughs unspeakable words.
"I have no time for this injustice, Nataki's hurt!!!!"
"SHUT UP WUFEI!"All the gundams said. Pegan led the g-boys down another long corridor. At the end was a door. Pegan usher the boys into a dark room and closed the door behind them. Heero's expert eyes quickly adjusted to the dark
(*Author smiles Heero has many talents!)
And saw a lightly glowing ball in the center of the room.
'What is that baka doing?' He thought. Then my Heero noticed that the ball was riasing. The other gundams finally noticed the ball too.
"Heero what is that?????"Duo asked
"Dunno, but let's get out of here," He answered. All the gundams followed his advice. They about faced and..
*Smack!
The hit their heads against the door and fell to the ground with a splat sound.
(^__^ Gomen guys!)
Heero turned over ignoring the pain and faced the glowing ball that was almost to the top of the strange room. His piloting skills made him ready to face a bomb or anything like that.
"It's almost at the top!" Duo squealed
"We know Braid-boy!"Wufei squeaked.
It reached the top then.................

That's it for now guys...(jk!)

The room was suddenly filled with disco lights, and the ball was a disco ball!!!!
"What is that weak unna doing?"Wu-chang asked spying a broken down shack with a sign on top
~Love Shack~
"Hey boys...."all eyes fixed upon Relena who was on a huge stage with really big speakers. Quatre automatically noticed that Relena was in a much shorter robe. strapless too. All the gundam's know what it was for
"Plan no."Quatre began
"5A"Trowa con
"6"Heero said
"B"Duo finished
"Yep, and I want you boys to sing for me. Since you owe me big time!"
"She's right, its bad injustice if we don't repay..."Wu-Wu said sighing.
*Group sweats drops
"Fine Relena..."Heero said through gritted teeth. The gundams walked up the stairs and walked to the center.
"What song do we sing Miss Relena?"Quatre-san asked.
*Poof a violin appeared in Quatre's hands.
"The Official Ladies Athem."Relena answered. Quatre smiled and started to play on the violin.
(*Author smiles Quatre has such a cute smile!)
"NO Relena any other song."Wufei begged.
"Ladies"Relena said mentioning the boys
"HEY!"
"I want you to put your drinks down pull your tongs up and shake your thing!"
Heero just gave up fighting "The Unstoppable Force"(Relena) and started to sing
"Ohhhhh, that dress looks scandless and you know I cant handle it and she's shaking that thing like whose that dish with that look in your eyes so devilish. She likes to dance to the hip-hop hop and the cruise control to connect the dots. And she's living la vida loca!She got drums like a truck truck truck." Heero starting to get really into the song started to shake his hips like never before...
(*Author DROOLS)
"Oh my gawd."Relena went
"Thighs like what what what baby move your butt butt butt. I think I'll sing it again". Heero got so into the song he didn't notice that he was swaying his boy and shaking his butt.
(*Author DROOLS MORE!)
"She got drums like a truck truck truck thighs like What What all night long...."Heero swayed all the way down.
(*Author cant stand it anymore and runs to Heero and dances with him....'my way'^__^)
"Let me see that tong a onggggg"
"Baby make ya booddy go"Trowa, Quatre, Duo and The Wu echoed. Heero jumped off the stage in front of Relena. And grabs her hand.
"Baby that tong tong TONG" he put his other hand around her hip and started to dance salsa with her.
(*Author possesses the story Relena so she can dance with Heero ^__^)
Relena (meeh) too stunned and mesmerized by Heero moves kept up with Heero. Duo picked up after Heero and the rest of them did back.
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"Heero sang. He deeply dipped Relena and kept her there.
"Baby that tong tong TONG!!!!! 1"Heero cooed
(*Author Drools inside)
Relena was token off guard when Heero spinned her up around and wrapped his arms around her (me! ^__^)
"I say I like the way you move that ton...."
Then the song scratched and died and the lights went out.... Suddenly a light shone on Duo and the "Love Shack." A mike glimmered in his hand. He took a breath
"If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that said 15 Mi's to THE"
"LOVVVEEEEEEEE SHACK!!"The others sang with the music blaring.
"LOVE SHACK BABY!!!"Duo cooed. Then the door of the chibi-love shack opened and out came...

Now I this chapter comes to an end. Really no j/k^__^. My hands are tried. And this is a great place to stop. Supence, Love (me-Heero), and well weirdness...LOl anyway the next chap is coming soon because I have it written down here.
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