A/N Well, here goes our first of some insane fics that have almost nothing to do with what happened in the books.
This is what Harry and his friends do when they're not levitating stuff.


(Harry, Ron and Seamus are doing homework in their dorm)
Seamus: Ugh. Snape gave me so much homework!
Harry: I know! Let's kill a mattress!
Ron: Come again?
Harry: Kill a mattress with me!!
Seamus: Uhhh, Harry, I think maybe we take you to Madame Pomfrey's.
Harry: (Leaps on Seamus's bed and proceds to rip off the covers) No! Die evil mattress!
Ron: A'Shtara, Jesene, this could get a little nuts.
Jesene: That's the point. We're hyper.
A'Shtara: Yeah! I need to write something crazy!
Ron: Well, I don't like it!!
Jesene: Oh, yeah? (Pokes down a pencil from above and pokes Ron 'you know where')
Ron: Owww! (Runs around screaming in agony) Oww, oww, oww!
Hermione: Ron? (Runs in and sees him screaming) What happened?
Ron: Don't ask!
Hermione: Here, I'll kiss it better.
A'Shtara: NOOOOO!!! This story is rated PG and there might be little kids!
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