Disclaimer- Just a bunch of gags and shorts I made up while talking to AAV..Who was having a nervous breakdown...kinda..She said she couldn't write funny fics so I was making up shorts. Enjoy!!
Pokemon-
Ash: Hey Misty..
Misty: What?
Ash: Whats funnier...bananas or cheese?
Misty: Cheese..definatly cheese.
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DBZ-
Teacher- Gohan pay attention!!
Gohan: ::staring outside classroom window with a view into another classroom having cake and cannoli::
Teacher: GOHAN!!
Gohan: ::raises hand:: CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM?!?!
Teacher: HURRY UP!!
Gohan: ::dashes out of room and walks down hallway with a blank paper..then walks into classroom:: Excuse me..I have the summer reading list..its from Mr...Hey..Are you haveing CANNOLI?!
Teacher: Yes! Come and have a piece!
Gohan: ^_^
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Ash VS Trunks Part 1
Trunks: Who are you?
Ash: My name is Ash Ketchum! And I'm a pokemon trainer!
Trunks: What kinda name is Ash. Heh..Ashley Ketchup.
Ash: Whats your name?
Trunks: My name is Trunks. Trunks Breifs.
Ash: ::snicker::
Trunks: ....
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Misc-
Old Man in a bikini: ::dances:: Old gray mare she..AINT what she use to be...AINT what she use to be...AINT what she use to be..
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The story of my first encounter with Anime...
Me: (very little) Hey Dad!! I wanna rent this one!! Its the little mermaid!!
Dad: Its dated in the 70's...The little mermaid didn't come out then
Me: I wanna watch it!!
At home...the movie wasn't the little mermaid. But an anime earlier version of the little mermaid. The mermaid was little...and blonde. They didn't have shirts on. Thats why my dad got mad. They started speaking in spanish about the movie..and my parents returned it. I was parading around the house singing-
Me: I'M NEVER GONNA GET INTO JAPANESE STUFF!! AMERICA!! AMERICA!!
Years later today...
Me: (now) OYASUMIIIII KIRARI HOSHI GA HIKARU YOOO!!!! {part of oyasumi boku no pikachu}
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Ash VS Trunks Part 2
Ash: AND I BET YOUR ACTUAL TRUNKS SMELL BAD!! LIKE YOU DO!! YOU STINKER!
Trunks: CAN IT POKE BOY!!
Ash: YOUR TRUNKS HAVE POO IN THEM!! THERE DIAPERS!! YOU SHOULD BE CALLED TRUNKS DIAPERS!! OR DIAPERS WITH POO!!
Trunks: ::runs away crying:: LEAVE ME ALONE!!
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Misc-
AAV: I HATE FRIEND!!! ::stabs friend and it bleeds:: MWHAHA
Me: .... bad pun
AAV: o.o
Me: LOL!!
AAV: HAHAHAHEHHEHEHEHEHE!!
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Anime Survivor:
Ash: I'M A SURVIVOR I'M A FORGIVER I'M-
WAIT! Now that! I mean this!!
Gohan: HI!!
Ash: Question? Tell me what you think about this..I buy my own diamonds and i buy my own rings...
Trowa: ...
Carolyn: EEE
AAV: EVIL YAOI DOUJINSHI!!
Me: ITS TIME TO VOTE SOMEONE OFF!!
Ash: HEY EVERYBODY!! Whats black and white and red all over!?!
Carolyn: ...
Trowa: I vote Ash off.
Gohan: Same..Hey you have any cannoli?
AAV: OHH!! I KNOW!! A SKUNK WITH FRIEND?!
Me: LOL HAHAHAA
Ash: No...It was a newspaper..
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Arthur and Friends-
I the Brain will now ingadge in my favorite activity..I like..to think..
HMMMM
hmmmm mm
Huh
MMhhh uh
Huhhmm
Mhhhhhh
Ah..::sigh:: That was very satisfying.
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Old man interlude!!
Old man: CRAZY BUS CRAZY BUS!! RIDING ON A CRAZY BUS RIDING UP RIDING DOWN AND DRIVEN BY A FUNNY CLOWN
Trowa: Uhh huh?
Old man: Wacky- OIIEEEEEEEEE ME BACK!!! ::faints::
Trowa: ...?
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Ash VS Trunks Part 3
Ash: I'M SORRY!!
Trunks: LEAVE ME ALONE!!
Ash: BUT!!
Trunks: GO AWAY ASS KETCHUM!
Ash: I LO-
Trunks: I SAID BEAT IT!!
Ash: Oh fine..::runs away with me::
Trunks: ....
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Soap Operas- Theodore and Elena's POV
Theodore: Elena...Theres something...::cough:: that I have to..tell..
Elena: Shh..Say no more..and rest..
Theodore: But..I'm..Rebecca's half brother's cousins..twin siamese twin's aunt's uncle's son three times removed father's pet Chu chu's mother..I can't..marry..you..I am inlove with Marie..::passes out::
Elena: NOOOOOO!!! ROBERT!! HOW COULD YOU!! YOU SAID YOU LOVED MARIE!! WHY TAKE MINE?
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Soap Operas Part 2- Marie and Robert's POV
Marie: I love you so so much...LETS MAKE LOVE!!
Robert: I'm..sorry..I can't..Your in love with Theodore...How can I? Hes my cousin...
Marie: I never loved him..I always loved you..
Robert: I still can't..
Marie: Oh..Is it me?
Robert: No no its not you..your wonderful..
Marie: Tell me my love..what is it?
Robert: I'm gay.
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Soap Operas Part 3- Rebecca's POV
Rebecca- Dear Theodore. Please forgive me for my rudeness these past few weeks. I know that night you where thinking off her..and I was just trying to cool down. I didn't mean for you to get hurt and go to the hospital. And the open heart surgery by that mysterious handsome and sexy penguin....has left me to tell you...I am leaving you. Good Bye... Love, Rebecca Pen.
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Soap Operas Part 4- Theodores Bed side
Elena: I don't know how you can still keep making love to me with a broken leg, 27 stitches in your left arm and recovering from open heart surgery...how does it feel?
Theodore: I'M IN THE HOSPITAL!! NOT A DAMN MACHINE!!
Elena: Oh..THEODORE!!
Theodore: I WAS JUST USING YOU!! MARIE DUMPED ME!! FOR SOMEONE THAT SAVED MY LIFE!!
Elena: SHUT UP YOU FOOL!!
::CENSOURED::
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FIN!!
HOW DID YOU LIKE IT!?
Oh yeah...and Ash was Theodore..Melody was Rebecca..Elena was Misty...Robert was James and Marie was Jessie. Oh and Pen-Pen the mysterious handsome and sexy pengiun..as himself.Pretty odd plot..very screwy...MWHAHAHAHHAHA
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Old man dancing- ::dances in a thong:: LET ME SEE THAT- OIAAAAEEE MY SHMAGEGI!! ::falls over::
Pokemon-
Ash: Hey Misty..
Misty: What?
Ash: Whats funnier...bananas or cheese?
Misty: Cheese..definatly cheese.
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DBZ-
Teacher- Gohan pay attention!!
Gohan: ::staring outside classroom window with a view into another classroom having cake and cannoli::
Teacher: GOHAN!!
Gohan: ::raises hand:: CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM?!?!
Teacher: HURRY UP!!
Gohan: ::dashes out of room and walks down hallway with a blank paper..then walks into classroom:: Excuse me..I have the summer reading list..its from Mr...Hey..Are you haveing CANNOLI?!
Teacher: Yes! Come and have a piece!
Gohan: ^_^
---------
Ash VS Trunks Part 1
Trunks: Who are you?
Ash: My name is Ash Ketchum! And I'm a pokemon trainer!
Trunks: What kinda name is Ash. Heh..Ashley Ketchup.
Ash: Whats your name?
Trunks: My name is Trunks. Trunks Breifs.
Ash: ::snicker::
Trunks: ....
---------
Misc-
Old Man in a bikini: ::dances:: Old gray mare she..AINT what she use to be...AINT what she use to be...AINT what she use to be..
--------
The story of my first encounter with Anime...
Me: (very little) Hey Dad!! I wanna rent this one!! Its the little mermaid!!
Dad: Its dated in the 70's...The little mermaid didn't come out then
Me: I wanna watch it!!
At home...the movie wasn't the little mermaid. But an anime earlier version of the little mermaid. The mermaid was little...and blonde. They didn't have shirts on. Thats why my dad got mad. They started speaking in spanish about the movie..and my parents returned it. I was parading around the house singing-
Me: I'M NEVER GONNA GET INTO JAPANESE STUFF!! AMERICA!! AMERICA!!
Years later today...
Me: (now) OYASUMIIIII KIRARI HOSHI GA HIKARU YOOO!!!! {part of oyasumi boku no pikachu}
------
Ash VS Trunks Part 2
Ash: AND I BET YOUR ACTUAL TRUNKS SMELL BAD!! LIKE YOU DO!! YOU STINKER!
Trunks: CAN IT POKE BOY!!
Ash: YOUR TRUNKS HAVE POO IN THEM!! THERE DIAPERS!! YOU SHOULD BE CALLED TRUNKS DIAPERS!! OR DIAPERS WITH POO!!
Trunks: ::runs away crying:: LEAVE ME ALONE!!
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Misc-
AAV: I HATE FRIEND!!! ::stabs friend and it bleeds:: MWHAHA
Me: .... bad pun
AAV: o.o
Me: LOL!!
AAV: HAHAHAHEHHEHEHEHEHE!!
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Anime Survivor:
Ash: I'M A SURVIVOR I'M A FORGIVER I'M-
WAIT! Now that! I mean this!!
Gohan: HI!!
Ash: Question? Tell me what you think about this..I buy my own diamonds and i buy my own rings...
Trowa: ...
Carolyn: EEE
AAV: EVIL YAOI DOUJINSHI!!
Me: ITS TIME TO VOTE SOMEONE OFF!!
Ash: HEY EVERYBODY!! Whats black and white and red all over!?!
Carolyn: ...
Trowa: I vote Ash off.
Gohan: Same..Hey you have any cannoli?
AAV: OHH!! I KNOW!! A SKUNK WITH FRIEND?!
Me: LOL HAHAHAA
Ash: No...It was a newspaper..
------
Arthur and Friends-
I the Brain will now ingadge in my favorite activity..I like..to think..
HMMMM
hmmmm mm
Huh
MMhhh uh
Huhhmm
Mhhhhhh
Ah..::sigh:: That was very satisfying.
------
Old man interlude!!
Old man: CRAZY BUS CRAZY BUS!! RIDING ON A CRAZY BUS RIDING UP RIDING DOWN AND DRIVEN BY A FUNNY CLOWN
Trowa: Uhh huh?
Old man: Wacky- OIIEEEEEEEEE ME BACK!!! ::faints::
Trowa: ...?
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Ash VS Trunks Part 3
Ash: I'M SORRY!!
Trunks: LEAVE ME ALONE!!
Ash: BUT!!
Trunks: GO AWAY ASS KETCHUM!
Ash: I LO-
Trunks: I SAID BEAT IT!!
Ash: Oh fine..::runs away with me::
Trunks: ....
-----
Soap Operas- Theodore and Elena's POV
Theodore: Elena...Theres something...::cough:: that I have to..tell..
Elena: Shh..Say no more..and rest..
Theodore: But..I'm..Rebecca's half brother's cousins..twin siamese twin's aunt's uncle's son three times removed father's pet Chu chu's mother..I can't..marry..you..I am inlove with Marie..::passes out::
Elena: NOOOOOO!!! ROBERT!! HOW COULD YOU!! YOU SAID YOU LOVED MARIE!! WHY TAKE MINE?
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Soap Operas Part 2- Marie and Robert's POV
Marie: I love you so so much...LETS MAKE LOVE!!
Robert: I'm..sorry..I can't..Your in love with Theodore...How can I? Hes my cousin...
Marie: I never loved him..I always loved you..
Robert: I still can't..
Marie: Oh..Is it me?
Robert: No no its not you..your wonderful..
Marie: Tell me my love..what is it?
Robert: I'm gay.
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Soap Operas Part 3- Rebecca's POV
Rebecca- Dear Theodore. Please forgive me for my rudeness these past few weeks. I know that night you where thinking off her..and I was just trying to cool down. I didn't mean for you to get hurt and go to the hospital. And the open heart surgery by that mysterious handsome and sexy penguin....has left me to tell you...I am leaving you. Good Bye... Love, Rebecca Pen.
------
Soap Operas Part 4- Theodores Bed side
Elena: I don't know how you can still keep making love to me with a broken leg, 27 stitches in your left arm and recovering from open heart surgery...how does it feel?
Theodore: I'M IN THE HOSPITAL!! NOT A DAMN MACHINE!!
Elena: Oh..THEODORE!!
Theodore: I WAS JUST USING YOU!! MARIE DUMPED ME!! FOR SOMEONE THAT SAVED MY LIFE!!
Elena: SHUT UP YOU FOOL!!
::CENSOURED::
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FIN!!
HOW DID YOU LIKE IT!?
Oh yeah...and Ash was Theodore..Melody was Rebecca..Elena was Misty...Robert was James and Marie was Jessie. Oh and Pen-Pen the mysterious handsome and sexy pengiun..as himself.Pretty odd plot..very screwy...MWHAHAHAHHAHA
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Old man dancing- ::dances in a thong:: LET ME SEE THAT- OIAAAAEEE MY SHMAGEGI!! ::falls over::