Disclaimer: MAHAHAHHAAHHAH AHAHA AHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!
Pokemon:
Ash: HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS!!
Misty: FRIED!
Brock: FRIED
Gary: FRIED
Richie: FRIED
Pikachu: PIKA!
Ash: HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Misty: FRIED!
Brock: FRIED
Gary: FRIED
Richie: Over easy
Pikachu: PIKA!
Ash: HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?!
Misty: FRIED!
Brock: FRIED
Gary: Scwambled
Richie: Over easy
Pikachu: PIKA!
Ash: HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?!
Misty: FRIED!
Brock: I think I'll have french toast
Gary: Scwambled
Richie: Over easy
Pikachu: PIKA!
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Old Man: MY ELEPHANT!
Trowa: my elephant..
Old Man: WAS BORN UP ON THE MOON!
Trowa: Born on the moon
Old Man: AND FLOATED UPSTAIRS!
Trowa: Floated upstairs
Old Man: THERES LESS GRAVITY THERE!!
Trowa: Gravity there
Old Man: ELEPHANTS FLOATING AROUND
Trowa: Floating around
Old Man: ZOOMING UP ZOOMING DOWN!
Trowa: Zoom zoom zoom zoom...
Both: ELEPHANTS IN SPACE HELMETS EVERYWHERE! IN OUR REMOTE MOON BASE HOME!
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Soap Operas- Ian and Chu Chu-
Ian: Chu chu..come here...
Chu chu: Meow!
Ian: GET OVER HERE!!
Chu chu: ::hiiissssss:: meUUWW!!
Ian: SCREW YOU!
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Soap Operas Part 2- Pen Pen and Rebecca-
Rebecca- I LOVE YOU!!
Pen Pen: ...
Rebecca- o_o
Pen Pen: ?
Rebecca: Heres a fish...
Pen Pen: ::yum:: ^_^
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Soap Operas Part 3- Chu chu-
Chu chu: Meow maw myaa MEEW Mew mew moow meow mya mya mya mya meow mew mew maaaa mnay!!!!
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DBZ-
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Chi Chi- Gohan..this is your new little brother..Goten.
Goku- Your going to have to help around the house with him. Help mom feed him, and change him and play with him.
Gohan- Ok..'Play with him? hmm..'
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Gohan: Ok Goten! We're gonna play a game! Kick the baby!
Goten: Noa kicke da babi..
Chi Chi: WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!
Goten: Kicke da momai!
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More DBZ-
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Videl: Ugghh...finally some sleep...
Just as Videl lays down to go to sleep...our hero Gohan, his raging hormones and the little magical mini Gohans in his head plop into the bed.
Videl: Goodnight.. ::snore::
Gohan: ....Hey Veedle...
Videl: What...sleep..need sleep..zzzzZZZZZZZZzz
Gohan: ::snugglliee:: I was wondering...
Videl: ...
Gohan: Can we have another baby? Please...it would be so nice..with a lil babie...
Videl: I start reporting to a new boss tomarrow.....the car's making this tic-tic-tic sound...and Panny just told me she can't find her pet lizard...and YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME ABOUT HAVING ANOTHER BABY???!?!
Gohan: EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Timeout!! Look I'm sorry....lets..just go to bed now ok? I'll let you go to sleep....and I'll cheak the car tomarrow..
Videl: Ok..but what about the lizard?
Gohan: Its under the couch in the living room...trust me..
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Random-
Me: I had this dream. Where Megumi Hayashibara was singing Audience by Ayumi Hamasaki and she looked exactly like Matsumoto Rika.
AAV: Really?
Me: Yep.
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Me: I had a dream where I was on NGE. It was cool! I was sitting down eating instant stuff...next to Misato. And Shinji and her where fighting. It was funny. Asuka was holding Pen Pen and watching.
AAV: Cool!!
Me: Then I dreamed I was at this Madonna concert. Next to Misato and Shinji. That was awsome!
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Hilarity of life-
Kelly: I killed a weed...how sad..His name was Phillip.
Me: How pathetic..
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More HOL parodies!
Me: ::takes one foot into the shower...::
Dad: GET OUT OF THE SHOWER!!! YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE 3 HRS!
Me: I JUST GOT In!
Dad: YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES!
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Dad: ::in shower::
Me: GET OUT OF THERE!! OTHER PEOPLE HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM!! ::bangs on the door::
Dad: WISE GUY!
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Ash: Ever wonder what happens when you microwave a banana?
Misty: Wanna find out?
Ash: Ok.
Microwave: Oh no...AAHH!! MY INSIDES ARE SPLATED WITH BAAANNNAAANNNNAAA GOODNESS!! AAH!! CLEAN ME!!
Ash: That was boring.
Misty: What happens when you microwave a microwave?
Ash: Wanna find out?
Misty: Ok.
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END!
Pokemon:
Ash: HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS!!
Misty: FRIED!
Brock: FRIED
Gary: FRIED
Richie: FRIED
Pikachu: PIKA!
Ash: HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Misty: FRIED!
Brock: FRIED
Gary: FRIED
Richie: Over easy
Pikachu: PIKA!
Ash: HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?!
Misty: FRIED!
Brock: FRIED
Gary: Scwambled
Richie: Over easy
Pikachu: PIKA!
Ash: HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?!
Misty: FRIED!
Brock: I think I'll have french toast
Gary: Scwambled
Richie: Over easy
Pikachu: PIKA!
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Old Man: MY ELEPHANT!
Trowa: my elephant..
Old Man: WAS BORN UP ON THE MOON!
Trowa: Born on the moon
Old Man: AND FLOATED UPSTAIRS!
Trowa: Floated upstairs
Old Man: THERES LESS GRAVITY THERE!!
Trowa: Gravity there
Old Man: ELEPHANTS FLOATING AROUND
Trowa: Floating around
Old Man: ZOOMING UP ZOOMING DOWN!
Trowa: Zoom zoom zoom zoom...
Both: ELEPHANTS IN SPACE HELMETS EVERYWHERE! IN OUR REMOTE MOON BASE HOME!
___________________________________
Soap Operas- Ian and Chu Chu-
Ian: Chu chu..come here...
Chu chu: Meow!
Ian: GET OVER HERE!!
Chu chu: ::hiiissssss:: meUUWW!!
Ian: SCREW YOU!
_____________________________
Soap Operas Part 2- Pen Pen and Rebecca-
Rebecca- I LOVE YOU!!
Pen Pen: ...
Rebecca- o_o
Pen Pen: ?
Rebecca: Heres a fish...
Pen Pen: ::yum:: ^_^
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Soap Operas Part 3- Chu chu-
Chu chu: Meow maw myaa MEEW Mew mew moow meow mya mya mya mya meow mew mew maaaa mnay!!!!
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DBZ-
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Chi Chi- Gohan..this is your new little brother..Goten.
Goku- Your going to have to help around the house with him. Help mom feed him, and change him and play with him.
Gohan- Ok..'Play with him? hmm..'
____
Gohan: Ok Goten! We're gonna play a game! Kick the baby!
Goten: Noa kicke da babi..
Chi Chi: WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!
Goten: Kicke da momai!
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More DBZ-
-----
Videl: Ugghh...finally some sleep...
Just as Videl lays down to go to sleep...our hero Gohan, his raging hormones and the little magical mini Gohans in his head plop into the bed.
Videl: Goodnight.. ::snore::
Gohan: ....Hey Veedle...
Videl: What...sleep..need sleep..zzzzZZZZZZZZzz
Gohan: ::snugglliee:: I was wondering...
Videl: ...
Gohan: Can we have another baby? Please...it would be so nice..with a lil babie...
Videl: I start reporting to a new boss tomarrow.....the car's making this tic-tic-tic sound...and Panny just told me she can't find her pet lizard...and YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME ABOUT HAVING ANOTHER BABY???!?!
Gohan: EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Timeout!! Look I'm sorry....lets..just go to bed now ok? I'll let you go to sleep....and I'll cheak the car tomarrow..
Videl: Ok..but what about the lizard?
Gohan: Its under the couch in the living room...trust me..
------------------------------------
Random-
Me: I had this dream. Where Megumi Hayashibara was singing Audience by Ayumi Hamasaki and she looked exactly like Matsumoto Rika.
AAV: Really?
Me: Yep.
--------------
Me: I had a dream where I was on NGE. It was cool! I was sitting down eating instant stuff...next to Misato. And Shinji and her where fighting. It was funny. Asuka was holding Pen Pen and watching.
AAV: Cool!!
Me: Then I dreamed I was at this Madonna concert. Next to Misato and Shinji. That was awsome!
-------------
Hilarity of life-
Kelly: I killed a weed...how sad..His name was Phillip.
Me: How pathetic..
-------
More HOL parodies!
Me: ::takes one foot into the shower...::
Dad: GET OUT OF THE SHOWER!!! YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE 3 HRS!
Me: I JUST GOT In!
Dad: YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES!
-
Dad: ::in shower::
Me: GET OUT OF THERE!! OTHER PEOPLE HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM!! ::bangs on the door::
Dad: WISE GUY!
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Ash: Ever wonder what happens when you microwave a banana?
Misty: Wanna find out?
Ash: Ok.
Microwave: Oh no...AAHH!! MY INSIDES ARE SPLATED WITH BAAANNNAAANNNNAAA GOODNESS!! AAH!! CLEAN ME!!
Ash: That was boring.
Misty: What happens when you microwave a microwave?
Ash: Wanna find out?
Misty: Ok.
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END!