hello hay to all you peoples! If you have gotten this far thank you for reading. This bit of
my insanity has just begun. By the way review review! (*) I just could not stop
thinking of new pages and ideas so now I will have to resort to not careing. So every one
that likes this fic deal with it. Sorry for being harsh but some of my mistakes are not my
falt but my comps k?(like the new line thing)
The shooting star
Sphinxsa's jaw dropped in awe as she looked at the glistening blue and white orb
spinning beneath her runner. She had not seen and un conquered planet in so long. What
she was used to seeing were like large planet wide cites with no organic life left living, or
large world wide yellow plant farms. The newer ones were large brown patches that were
mining strips, but no green. No green. No blue. no swirling white. It was like a new un
tamed untouched land. For a second she longed to crush it in her grip. To command it. To
bend it's inhabitants to her will. She snapped out of that preprogrammed frame of mind.
as she realized that it was most likely a lot more urban and polluted than she thought.
Then reminded her self of why she was even here.
"I must remember my mission. I must find Zim. Then determine his state of mind
and his health. Then reassign him." smiling evilly she then continued to herself "Then
send the poor unsuccessful invader packing back to home. As I have a "unfortunate
accident" preventing me from returning ."smiling as she began to dream of her freedom,
Spinxsa began to plot. "OK fist things first I will have to scan the planet for the brain
waves of the inhabitants. The ones that are the most similar to an irkens I will isolate and
study myself. If there are none... well that means one of two things. Zims dead, or in a
coma. I will worry about that when I get to it." Sphinxsa typed in a few words and
released the scanner drones from the cargo bay. Seeing that there was only three of them
it would take a bit of time, and of that sphinxsa was grateful. She turned her gaze back to
the swirling orb in front of her. Not knowing or caring who or what was looking at her.
Rude awakenings
The almighty tallest sat in their large comfy chairs. On their large destroying ship.
In their vast conquered territory, and basked in their own greatness.
"Red, is it not great to be masters of the known universe?" purple questioned as
he munched on a carefully prepared dish of chilled fruit.
"Yes, Yes it is purple, and nothing, nothing in this universe can spoil my good
mood today!" Red answered. Just as he finished his statement a irken messenger entered
the bridge. he bowed pausing for his rulers permission to approach. Red waved his hand
for the invader to speak
"My t-tallest sirs" He stammered and wrung his hands " I have news of the one
who's n-name must not be spoken apon t-t-torture of death in your p-presence or else.
Purple stared uncomprehendingly, at the short invader who dared interrupt them
with bad news. He then said
"Who the heck are you talking about, oh short one? The invader began to ring his
hands faster.
Red who stared at the invader curiously remarked
"I have never seen anyone do that with their hands before. hmm.
When the invader remained silent purple started to frown and demanded "Tell us now
the name of this person or I will personally feed you to the rat people.
The invader gulped and stammered out almost inaudibly I-I-I-I-in-vvader z-z-z-z-ii-ii-mama
"w-what was that?" Red asked a bit of histarya leaking into his voice.
The invader repeated the name "I-i-i-i-in-va-vader za-za-za-zim." purple screamed,
tossing the bowl of fruit onto the floor. Then fainted. Red shouted to his guards who
stood ever present around them "Get this slime out of our presence!! Feed him to the
slaughtering rat people, in cage 6666!!!! The invader screamed as he was dragged out of
the room
"NOOOOOOOO I WAS JUST obeying orders!!!! The invader flung a vid
screen into the room, and it landed at Red's feet. Red, who was too busy trying to
resesatate purple didn't see it until later, when he was about to leave with purple to their
own personal spas. He bent down and gingerly picked it up. The message on the screen
left him speech less, and he whispered out,
"That name! It can't beee!" and dropped it to the floor like it was water. The
screen blinked the same message over and over. Invader zim. Mission status: Invasion
unsuccessful, status currently being reevaluated and resigned.
Spinxsa was jerked back into life by the beeping of the computer. She wiped the drool
from her mouth, and rubbed her eyes. Then she leaned over to the screen and taped the
search results. Images filled her viewing screens, and she looked at the first one to pop
up. It showed a female earthnoid slumped over a primitive earthen computer typing
something furiously onto a old even by human standards computer. Sphinxsa peered close
to see what the human could possible be so feverishly interested in getting onto her hard
drive. She managed to make out the words " Dib cursed under his breath as he jumped to
ovoid the bullets" Then the human turned very very slowly. and stared directly at
Spinxsa. Revealing blue eyes larger than was possible for one of her kind, pale flesh that
hadn't seen the light of day for months, and a claw like hand that gripped a cafenated
beverage tightly. The human shouted out loud "STOP POKING MEEEEEE!" twitched a
few times and turned back to her feverish writing. Spinxsa shuddered and closed the
window.
"That creature had alien brain waves but not Irken ..." Sphinxsa muttered.
The next looked more promising. It displayed a picture of a human man in a lage black
trench coat. He had jet black hair that had a raiper like spike. The sun glinted off his
glasses as he crossed a street with other humans as cars rushed by. The scan had reveled
an odd double line for the brain wave pattern. One almost like zim's, one human.
Sphinxsa pondered the question. Zim could of hid his brain waves to fool the humans
some how, but why? She shrunk that window to the side for further pondering. She had
finished all the strange creatures she had determined human. They had been too tall too
short, and wrong by other nonphysical means. she was up to her last choice. Spinxsa
sighed and brought the last frame into view. On it , it showed a apparently human teen
maybe a short 14 year old. Sphinxsa shivered for no reason at all. She checked the side
info. the wave pattern was not human.
It was not same but... she clicked advanced scan. The computer paused wile the probe
was sent out. She looked again at the person in the frame.. He was sitting on a roof top
looking up at the sky. The star was just setting in his part of the planet. The look on his
face was not normal for a human. It was the look of one who had known the stars he was
staring at.
The computer beeped a now familiar sign. Spinxsa opened the new frame with a touch of
her gloved finger. The scan showed all she needed to know. The male was irken. His size
was the about what zims was supposed to be for 18 years away from home. Normally no
Irken lived to be zims hight, they were sent to invade planets, and most of them were
killed in the battle that insued afterwords. In sphinxsa's opinion it was not the battle that
killed them...... She turned back to the news she had learned This was it she closed all
other frames open and entered the coordinates listed. her antenna twitched in anticipation
as the computer processed the information and located the nearest landing location. Then
the veet runner began it's descent.
Zim looked once again at the stars he had once visited. He stood up to go giving one last
glance. He then spotted something. A shooting star as the humans would call it. He knew
it was just a meteorite burning up in earth's atmosphere but still, The part of him that had
known the humans said (make a wish how could it hurt?) so he sighed tolerating this bit
of human foolishness for once. He muttered out loud "I wish that I could see my home
again." (There are you happy?) He asked that part of himself. (Yes.) He answered. Zim
sighed out loud. Now I am answering myself.... He turned from the stars and entered the
building.
my insanity has just begun. By the way review review! (*) I just could not stop
thinking of new pages and ideas so now I will have to resort to not careing. So every one
that likes this fic deal with it. Sorry for being harsh but some of my mistakes are not my
falt but my comps k?(like the new line thing)
The shooting star
Sphinxsa's jaw dropped in awe as she looked at the glistening blue and white orb
spinning beneath her runner. She had not seen and un conquered planet in so long. What
she was used to seeing were like large planet wide cites with no organic life left living, or
large world wide yellow plant farms. The newer ones were large brown patches that were
mining strips, but no green. No green. No blue. no swirling white. It was like a new un
tamed untouched land. For a second she longed to crush it in her grip. To command it. To
bend it's inhabitants to her will. She snapped out of that preprogrammed frame of mind.
as she realized that it was most likely a lot more urban and polluted than she thought.
Then reminded her self of why she was even here.
"I must remember my mission. I must find Zim. Then determine his state of mind
and his health. Then reassign him." smiling evilly she then continued to herself "Then
send the poor unsuccessful invader packing back to home. As I have a "unfortunate
accident" preventing me from returning ."smiling as she began to dream of her freedom,
Spinxsa began to plot. "OK fist things first I will have to scan the planet for the brain
waves of the inhabitants. The ones that are the most similar to an irkens I will isolate and
study myself. If there are none... well that means one of two things. Zims dead, or in a
coma. I will worry about that when I get to it." Sphinxsa typed in a few words and
released the scanner drones from the cargo bay. Seeing that there was only three of them
it would take a bit of time, and of that sphinxsa was grateful. She turned her gaze back to
the swirling orb in front of her. Not knowing or caring who or what was looking at her.
Rude awakenings
The almighty tallest sat in their large comfy chairs. On their large destroying ship.
In their vast conquered territory, and basked in their own greatness.
"Red, is it not great to be masters of the known universe?" purple questioned as
he munched on a carefully prepared dish of chilled fruit.
"Yes, Yes it is purple, and nothing, nothing in this universe can spoil my good
mood today!" Red answered. Just as he finished his statement a irken messenger entered
the bridge. he bowed pausing for his rulers permission to approach. Red waved his hand
for the invader to speak
"My t-tallest sirs" He stammered and wrung his hands " I have news of the one
who's n-name must not be spoken apon t-t-torture of death in your p-presence or else.
Purple stared uncomprehendingly, at the short invader who dared interrupt them
with bad news. He then said
"Who the heck are you talking about, oh short one? The invader began to ring his
hands faster.
Red who stared at the invader curiously remarked
"I have never seen anyone do that with their hands before. hmm.
When the invader remained silent purple started to frown and demanded "Tell us now
the name of this person or I will personally feed you to the rat people.
The invader gulped and stammered out almost inaudibly I-I-I-I-in-vvader z-z-z-z-ii-ii-mama
"w-what was that?" Red asked a bit of histarya leaking into his voice.
The invader repeated the name "I-i-i-i-in-va-vader za-za-za-zim." purple screamed,
tossing the bowl of fruit onto the floor. Then fainted. Red shouted to his guards who
stood ever present around them "Get this slime out of our presence!! Feed him to the
slaughtering rat people, in cage 6666!!!! The invader screamed as he was dragged out of
the room
"NOOOOOOOO I WAS JUST obeying orders!!!! The invader flung a vid
screen into the room, and it landed at Red's feet. Red, who was too busy trying to
resesatate purple didn't see it until later, when he was about to leave with purple to their
own personal spas. He bent down and gingerly picked it up. The message on the screen
left him speech less, and he whispered out,
"That name! It can't beee!" and dropped it to the floor like it was water. The
screen blinked the same message over and over. Invader zim. Mission status: Invasion
unsuccessful, status currently being reevaluated and resigned.
Spinxsa was jerked back into life by the beeping of the computer. She wiped the drool
from her mouth, and rubbed her eyes. Then she leaned over to the screen and taped the
search results. Images filled her viewing screens, and she looked at the first one to pop
up. It showed a female earthnoid slumped over a primitive earthen computer typing
something furiously onto a old even by human standards computer. Sphinxsa peered close
to see what the human could possible be so feverishly interested in getting onto her hard
drive. She managed to make out the words " Dib cursed under his breath as he jumped to
ovoid the bullets" Then the human turned very very slowly. and stared directly at
Spinxsa. Revealing blue eyes larger than was possible for one of her kind, pale flesh that
hadn't seen the light of day for months, and a claw like hand that gripped a cafenated
beverage tightly. The human shouted out loud "STOP POKING MEEEEEE!" twitched a
few times and turned back to her feverish writing. Spinxsa shuddered and closed the
window.
"That creature had alien brain waves but not Irken ..." Sphinxsa muttered.
The next looked more promising. It displayed a picture of a human man in a lage black
trench coat. He had jet black hair that had a raiper like spike. The sun glinted off his
glasses as he crossed a street with other humans as cars rushed by. The scan had reveled
an odd double line for the brain wave pattern. One almost like zim's, one human.
Sphinxsa pondered the question. Zim could of hid his brain waves to fool the humans
some how, but why? She shrunk that window to the side for further pondering. She had
finished all the strange creatures she had determined human. They had been too tall too
short, and wrong by other nonphysical means. she was up to her last choice. Spinxsa
sighed and brought the last frame into view. On it , it showed a apparently human teen
maybe a short 14 year old. Sphinxsa shivered for no reason at all. She checked the side
info. the wave pattern was not human.
It was not same but... she clicked advanced scan. The computer paused wile the probe
was sent out. She looked again at the person in the frame.. He was sitting on a roof top
looking up at the sky. The star was just setting in his part of the planet. The look on his
face was not normal for a human. It was the look of one who had known the stars he was
staring at.
The computer beeped a now familiar sign. Spinxsa opened the new frame with a touch of
her gloved finger. The scan showed all she needed to know. The male was irken. His size
was the about what zims was supposed to be for 18 years away from home. Normally no
Irken lived to be zims hight, they were sent to invade planets, and most of them were
killed in the battle that insued afterwords. In sphinxsa's opinion it was not the battle that
killed them...... She turned back to the news she had learned This was it she closed all
other frames open and entered the coordinates listed. her antenna twitched in anticipation
as the computer processed the information and located the nearest landing location. Then
the veet runner began it's descent.
Zim looked once again at the stars he had once visited. He stood up to go giving one last
glance. He then spotted something. A shooting star as the humans would call it. He knew
it was just a meteorite burning up in earth's atmosphere but still, The part of him that had
known the humans said (make a wish how could it hurt?) so he sighed tolerating this bit
of human foolishness for once. He muttered out loud "I wish that I could see my home
again." (There are you happy?) He asked that part of himself. (Yes.) He answered. Zim
sighed out loud. Now I am answering myself.... He turned from the stars and entered the
building.