Disclaimer: Once more, I don't even own a microwave, so I certainly don't own Nuriko. I also don't own the song "Video Killed the Radio Star", which is by The Buggles, by the way. (Honestly, I had to look it up myself. Who knows; it could be on Jeopardy some day.)
Warnings: Episode 33 spoilers. If you haven't seen Episode 33, you shouldn't even read the title of this song! No! Don't read it; ahhhhh!!!
Ash'tare Killed
The Anime Star
(Ahhh, ya read it! There's no turning back now.)
When we first saw you, you had makeup on your face
You lassoed Tama and dragged him around the place
Convinced us that you were a bitchy mental case
Oh-ah-oh!
But then we found out you were actually a guy
Became a friend on whom the seishi could rely
You were so awesome, oh, how come you had to die?
Oh-ah-oh!
It was dramatic
Oh-ah-oh!
It was traumatic
Ash'tare killed our anime star
Ash'tare killed our anime star
Didn't think they'd go that far
Oh-ah-ah-ho-oh!
We still remember, though, the way it used to be
When you broke tables and worshipped Hotohori
And walked around so very an-dro-gy-nous-ly
Oh-ah-oh!
It's like we knew you
Oh-ah-oh!
But then they slew you
Ash'tare killed our anime star
Ash'tare killed our anime star
Mitsukake healed your scars
You dreamed you had a yellow car
Oh-ah-ah-ho-oh!
Oh-ah-ah-ho-oh!
Ash'tare killed our anime star
Ash'tare killed our anime star
Mitsukake healed your scars
You dreamed you had a yellow car
Didn't think they'd go that far
Remember, where-e-ver you are…
You aaaaaaaaare our anime star!
You aaaaaaaaare our anime star!
Ash'tare killed our anime star
Ash'tare killed our anime star
Ash'tare killed our anime star
Ash'tare killed our anime star
Etc.