Guess what! Yep that's
right I have a yellow shirt on. Boy you're
good. Well if you also guessed that I
don't own these characters or the show that is also correct. But you only get half a point because that
wasn't the quote on quote correct answer.
Chapter 1.
At first there was Rick, my first
and only taste of true love; that was destroyed. Then I went through the whole men suck stage! Hey I had my heart ripped out, if one did
that what's to stop it from happening again?
Ok I know dying wasn't Rick's idea he hadn't committed suicide or
anything. But still one can't help but
to feel some anger and resortment towards the situation. So I was to be lonely widow with two kids
for the rest of my life and that was just fine by me.
Then I meet
Dennis. Dennis McWeizer. We worked at the ad agency. I didn't like him at first, I hated
him. Thought he was God's personal gift
to all women, talked too much on shit he really knew nothing about. But once you got past all that he was really
quite decent. Started as getting coffee
together on breaks, meeting have hours for dinner, until we were in full-blown
relationship. Jack was scared of him,
in the sense that Dennis was taking his daddy's place, and he wasn't ready for
that. He feared that if he accepted
Dennis he would be telling Rick's memory it meant nothing to him. I had talked to him about it, but he never
quite ease into the situation. On the
other hand Fi adored him. Always
desperate for a male role model to play around with her. Ned had been that for her, just it wasn't
the same. Because she knew even at a
young age Ned could never be her daddy but Dennis could.
Five months
later we ended the relationship, he likes to call it mutual decision, but I
kicked his ass out. He was cheating on
me, actually I was the "other women" not that it really matters. I thought it did at a point, not
anymore. Once again I decided to swear
off men and forever this time around.
And I did; almost. I dated on
and off through the years, the shortest being with Raymond, I don't think I
ever learned his last name we lasted for 35 minutes. The longest was Trent Miller a grand total of three months. I always found an excuse to leave; I
couldn't risk falling in love like I had with Rick and Dennis. As a mother I couldn't allow my children to
go through that again.
