(Author's Note: Ah, the sequel to No Need for Gundam Wing isn't my life just entertaining? Anyways, you should know the drill about fanfics. No ownie, no sueie. Simple as that. Purely for entertainment, and to help you drop your IQ percentage 20 or more points. Yeah, I know Relena died in the first one, but like Kenny off of South Park, she comes back for every episode…DAMN INSERT BUTTON!)
"Ahhh! Washu! What the hell did you do that for?!" Ryoko screamed, running her ass off on the treadmill.
"Oh! You're the guy I landed on yesterday!" Mihoshi
cried,
At this, Zechs pulled out his gun and trying to balance on the crutches at the same time, he fired into the air, making Mihoshi pull out her blaster.
"You are threatening a Galaxy Police officer, drop the weapon and put your hands in the air!" Mihoshi commanded.
"What did you say?" Heero asked, putting his gun to Mihoshi's head.
"Um, I uh…" Mihoshi stammered.
"WHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Mihoshi broke into tears, "I just wanna go home! I'm
supposed to be on duty in ten minutes!
"Space Police Policemen?" Heero asked.
"Yeah! It's my favorite show! I don't wanna miss it!" Mihoshi explained as best as she could.
"Why are so many pictures of my ass all over here?" Trowa asked.
"Um, because, your ass is a good specimen, I want to make clones of you!" Washu said, trying to cover up the real reason she taped more copies of Trowa's ass all over the lab.
"Well, you didn't have to put up the copies of my ass…" Trowa commented.
"Come! To my suite!" Washu escorted Trowa to a hidden part of the lab.
"Well, what do you have to say for yourself?" Aeka asked, imposing a search light on Sakuya.
"I umm, love Tenchi?" Sakuya answered.
"WRONG ANSWER MISSIE!" Ryoko flew up to Sakuya and tightened the bonds, which held her to the recliner in the living room.
"What is this an interrogation?" Tenchi asked.
"YES!" Aeka and Ryoko yelled at Tenchi.
"Then why am I being interrogated?" Sakuya demanded.
"To see if you're the candidate we're looking for…" Aeka said deviously.
"For what?!"
"For our little plan." Ryoko guzzled a Slim-Fast and wiped the rest off her top lip. "She seems suitable, princess, shall we do a test run?"
"Certainly." Aeka agreed and they began dragging Sakuya and the chair to Washu's lab.
"You're right! This show rocks!" Heero exclaimed, watching the tape that Mihoshi always has in case she misses it.
"I told you…" Mihoshi gloated, grinning at Heero.
"What in the world are you watching?" Relena asked.
"Space Police Policemen…now go away!" Heero ordered.
"Woofy, I miss Tro-tro!" Quatre whined.
"Good GOD, stop doing that!" Wufei yelled.
"What?"
"The pet names, I've had it up to here with them!" Wufei indicates a height over his head, taller than Zechs.
"Hey Woofy! Have you seen my hair ties?!" Duo yelled from the cockpit of the Deathscythe.
"GOD DAMMIT!! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR HAIR TIES!" Wufei yelled. "Buddha spare me," he smacked his forehead.
Noin walked in and glomped Zechs, making him scream
in pain.
"Sorry, but I couldn't help it!" Noin said sadly.
"Miss Relena!" Dorothy ran in and saw Mihoshi, "Who's that?"
"I dunno, ask her." Relena said and continued to
make Heero Tommy and Relena Stacie make out.
"Ok," Dorothy waltzed up to Mihoshi, "Who the hell are you?"
"Not now, Kiyone, I'm busy!" Mihoshi waved Dorothy
away.
"Nani?" Dorothy asked, confused. POOF! Dorothy vanished, and in her place, Sakuya.
"Where am I?" Sakuya asked.
"Who the hell are you?" Wufei yelled.
Sakuya looked at Wufei and squealed. "Oh, Tenchi! Kiss me!" Sakuya glomped Wufei.
"Who the hell is Tenchi and get the hell off me!" Wufei yelled, throwing Sakuya across the room.
"It's happening again…oro…" Duo muttered watching all the commotion from the cameras of the Deathscythe.
"Is she gone yet?"
"Tenchi!"
"AHHH!!
"That girl likes Wufei…" Duo said. "THAT IS
DISGUSTING!"
"All right! It worked! We've gotten rid of Sakuya forever!" Ryoko declared in celebration.
"But look what we get in return…" Aeka muttered, referring to Dorothy.
"And I declare war on you!" Dorothy said perched on a wooden box, pointing at Ryoko.
"Shut up!" Ryoko yelled and threw a laser ball at Dorothy, who dodged it and then declared war on Aeka.
"You're declaring war on the princess of Jurai? You've
messed with the wrong person, missie!" Aeka shouted and summoned Asaka and
Kamidake. "Asaka, Kamidake! Attack this bitch!" Aeka ordered, and did her evil
chipmunk laugh.
"Ha!
"RRRR! THAT'S IT! I WANT YOU ALL TO STOP THIS NONSENSE!" Tenchi ordered.
Dorothy took one look at Tenchi and glomped him. "Will you be my squadron leader?"
"For crying out loud! I WANT YOU ALL TO LEAVE ME ALONE SO I CAN GET A BETTER DUB VOICE!" Tenchi yelled and left.
"TENCHI!" Katsuhito called, "Time for your training!"
"Training for what?" Dorothy asked, following Tenchi.
"Sword fighting…I hate it…" Tenchi replied.
"Can I help?" Dorothy asked.
"Why don't you help Sasami in the kitchen?" Tenchi suggested, trying to keep Dorothy away from him.
"What do I look like? A housewife?" Dorothy demanded and followed Tenchi all the way up the mountain.
"YEAH GET THAT BAD GUY!" Heero exclaimed and punched the air.
Duo came down from the Deathscythe and then kicked Heero. "Knock it off, you're freaking me out, Heero."
"What did you say?" Heero pulled his gun on Duo.
"Erm…nothing, nevermind…" Duo left to get some more snacks to stash away in the Deathscythe.
"Zechs?" Noin asked, staring at Zechs starry-eyed.
"What?"
"You looked really sexy in those carrot panties." Noin said.
"Well, that body hair didn't help you much…" Zechs muttered, this made Noin slap him and she disappeared and was replaced with a bald Ryo-ohki. "What the hell do you want?" Zechs asked, making Ryo-ohki meow in sorrow.
"AHHHHHHHHHH! NAKED LADY IN THE KITCHEN!" Sasami screamed running out of the kitchen.
"I'M NOT ALL THE WAY NAKED! I HAVE A DINKY DOG SWEATER ON!" Noin yelled after Sasami.
"Just what exactly is going on here?" Noboyuki asked.
"There's a girl in the kitchen all naked…" Sasami said, rocking back and forth in a corner. "My virgin eyes…they're diseased…my virgin eyes…"
"Really?!" Noboyuki asked with vigor and looked in the kitchen. Noin was trying to hide in the oven. "Come on out, dear, it's all right, I don't bite…hard." Noboyuki coaxed.
"Oh, no! I'm not going for that old man!"
"Old?" Who's old?" Noboyuki asked.
"Look, I'm taken!" Noin snapped, pulling her right foot in the oven and slamming the door shut. "And don't you dare try and turn this thing on while I'm in here! I carry a gun on me at all times!"
"Ooookay…just come on out when you're ready." Noboyuki said and left.
"What 's all the commotion? And why is Sasami rocking in the corner?" Aeka asked coming out of Washu's lab, followed by Ryoko.
Kiyone yawned and stretched, "What a nice nap…where's bubble-head? It's time to go on patrol."
"I dunno…I think she's been transported to another dimension and the person she switched with is with Washu, doing God knows what…" Ryoko answered.
"Now, my little guinea pig…" Washu began, holding out a HUGE syringe. "Hold still" Trowa froze in fear
"AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Trowa screamed in pain, so loud it was heard until New York City, in the Gundam Wing dimension.
"Damn, someone must have had a HUGE shot…" a random woman muttered and then walking off the dock, drowning in the East River. But, I think the river killed her before she drowned.
"Thank you, guinea pig!" Washu smiled and wiped away the excess slime from the needle. Trowa stood up form the examination table, zipped up his trousers and began to walk away, walking really crooked and wobbly. "Where are you going?" Washu asked, appearing in front of Trowa. "All I did was give you a widdy biddy shot!" Washu went all SD and poked Trowa in the stomach.
"Um, I hungry…" Trowa said.
"No problem!" Washu pulled out the dish of peas from hammerspace and offered them to Trowa.
Trowa looked at the peas in disgust.
"What? You don't like my cooking?" Washu asked, offended.
"I was hoping for maybe a steak…" Trowa suggested.
"WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE? AN IRON CHEF?" Washu yelled and kicked Trowa out of the lab and into the living room, where Kiyone spotted him.
"Hello, you're new around here, aren't you?" Kiyone flirted.
There was a crash and a scream from the kitchen as Noin burst out the kitchen door, still naked, being chased by one horny Noboyuki.
"Come back! I haven't had any in over fifteen years!" Noboyuki screamed after the streaking Noin.
"GOD DAMMIT! LEAVE ME ALONE!" Noin screeched into a closet and hid from her pursuer. She tried to pull a gun out of hammerspace, but then realized that she forgot her gun.
"Oh, please?" Noboyuki banged on the closet door.
"NO! I SAID I WAS TAKEN! And if Zechs was here, he'd rip you limb from limb!" Noin yelled from the confines of the closet, yanking down a long overcoat from above.
"My virgin eyes…my virgin eyes…" Sasami chanted still. "I must purify my virgin eyes…salt…I need salt…"
"Um, Sasami…" Kiyone butted in, overhearing Sasami's conversation with herself.
"Hee hee hee heee," Ryoko giggled, flying over to Washu's Remake of the Dimension Port 20,000. "With this thing, I can be rid of Aeka forever!" Ryoko pressed lots of buttons on the remake and hit 'execute' and POOF! Aeka was transported to the Gundam Wing Dimension.
"Gyahhh!" Duo gasped in surprise, seeing Relena get switched with Aeka. "Who the hell are you?"
"Don't address a Juraian Princess like that!" Aeka
squeaked like the chipmunk she is and then properly introduced herself (like a
chipmunk, of course). "I am Aeka, first crown princess of the royal family of
Jurai! And you're very…" Aeka looked at Duo.
Duo froze in a state of mere shock, Aeka was hitting on HIM. "Erm…no…I'm taken" he stammered.
"Oh, poo. I was really hoping to have someone show me around here." Aeka looked around. She saw Mihoshi and Heero watching Space Police Policemen. "OFFICER KARAMITSU!" Aeka yelled.
"Not now! Space Police Policemen on tape!" Mihoshi shooed Aeka away.
"Myaa!" Ryo-ohki meowed at Zechs.
"Go away you cat…rabbit thing that should be studied…" Zechs climbed into the Tallgeese for some privacy.
"Oh, Tenchi!" Dorothy yelled up the mountain. "Where are you my squadron commander?" She began to march up the steps to the shrine and after about 27 steps up, Dorothy stopped and panted. "Who put these stairs here? I should be driving my kick-ass car up this mountain…"
"Ow! Grandpa! Stop throwing chunks of wood at me!" Tenchi yelled at Katsuhito.
"Stop being a sissy about it and use your sword to deflect them Tenchi, you're acting like Aeka."
"Eep." Tenchi squeaked and ran down the mountain, passing Dorothy on the way.
"T—Tenchi! W—w—wait for me!" Dorothy called, gasping for air still.
"I am so sick of this! I'm switching everyone back to their original places!" Tenchi declared to himself. He marched into Washu's lab, and approached Ryoko playing with the Dimension Port 20,000. "Move it, Ryoko."
"Ok, whatever you wish Tenchi-sama." Ryoko hugged Tenchi's neck.
Tenchi punched the buttons to switch everyone to their proper dimension, hit the execute button and waited for results. Nothing. Not a single scream from Aeka, Mihoshi (or Kiyone), Sakuya or Ryo-ohki.
"Please? I really need you!" Noboyuki was desperate for a grown woman.
"Die bastard." Noin muttered in the closet.
"MISS RELENA!" Dorothy saw Relena standing in the middle of the yard, facing the lake; and glomped her to the ground.
"Get off me, Dorothy." Relena shoved Dorothy away and stared at the lake.
"Why are you pushing me away?" Dorothy asked.
"Because, I'm not that kind of person…" Relena thought. "I miss Heero."
"Why would you miss him? He threatens to kill you all the time, rips up birthday invites and terrorizes schools for fun! You two are no match, I can't see it!"
"Leave me alone…" Relena took off up the mountain toward the shrine.
"Bitch…" Dorothy muttered and went in the house to bug Tenchi some more. Sasami was still rocking back and forth in the corner and Kiyone took another nap.
"GOD DAMMIT BITCH LEAVE ME ALONE!" Wufei screamed, getting the Altron's foot over Sakuya making a daisy wreath for Wufei. He began to bring down the foot and then began to think. "She reminds me somewhat of Meiran…" He halted the potential crush of Sakuya and climbed down to see Sakuya.
"Do you want a wreath?" Sakuya asked when Wufei approached her.
"No," Wufei replied, sweeping Sakuya into his arms. "I want one of these!" He kissed Sakuya {Author: DISGUSTING! VILE! I THINK I'M GONNA BLOW CHUNKS! Oh, but its sooo cute!}
"WOOFY'S GONNA SCORE!" Duo yelled and cheered him on.
"Shut up, Maxwell!" Wufei fired a shot at Duo, nearly missing his head. Duo ducked and secluded himself again in the Deathscythe.
Quatre sniffled and whimpered, "I miss Tro-tro! Hee-chan, make Tro-tro come back?"
"Myaa!" Ryo-ohki was flying through the air, because Zechs had tossed her. Ryo-ohki turned into a spaceship and meowed again.
"Ryo-ohki!" Aeka squealed and boarded the ship. "Officer Karamitsu! Board Ryo-ohki at once!"
"But, Aeka, it's almost over!" Mihoshi whined, making Aeka fire a beam laser at the TV.
"GET ON THE SHIP!" Aeka screeched in her chipmunk voice and Mihoshi boarded the ship.
"Now, where's that Sakuya chick?" Aeka asked, "We'll need her to get back…unfortunately." Aeka got off the ship and walked over to the rocking Altron. "Miss Sakuya! We're going home! Are you coming or not?" No response. "All right, you're stuck here." Aeka pranced back to Ryo-ohki and boarded again.
"Is Sakuya not coming?" Mihoshi put her finger to her lip.
"Nope, she's too busy in that contraption…" Aeka said.
"Myaa!" Ryo-ohki howled.
"We'll be home soon, I certainly hope that Ryoko didn't "accidentally break" our route home."
"Well Tenchi, Mihoshi broke this thing before I even got to it!" Ryoko lied.
"I know you're lying Ryoko, otherwise, Aeka would be ranting about how dirty you are." Tenchi said, giving Ryoko "The Look".
"What in the world is going on here?" Washu asked, finally coming out of her suite, Trowa in tow.
"I want everyone back in their place! But Ryoko broke your machine!" Tenchi explained. He looked at Trowa. "Washu-chan, who is that?"
"My new guinea pig." Washu said and pressed some buttons on the machine and POOF! Everyone was back in their normal places…except for Dorothy…
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Dorothy and Wufei screamed simultaneously the Altron instantly stopped rocking and Wufei opened the cockpit to kick Dorothy to the ground. Wufei threw out Dorothy's blouse and pranced the Altron away.
"Ingrate!" Dorothy yelled after Wufei.
"I certainly hope you got my hair ties back Trowa." Duo said, climbing down from the Deathscythe.
"No." Trowa rubbed his butt.
"What did she do to you?" Quatre demanded, throwing away the Barbie he was playing with.
"A booster shot, that's all." Trowa replied, and watched the spare TV, which Duo keeps around for such an emergency.
"Noin! You're not a cat-rabbit thing!" Zechs threw away his crutches and hugged Noin.
KABOOM! The house exploded when Ryo-ohki entered the dimension from Noin's position, which was a hallway closet.
"Well, that was quite an experience." Aeka said, stepping off the ship, "I hope it never happens again."
"Me too, but why did you have to blow up my Space Police Policemen tape?!" Mihoshi whined.
"LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY HOUSE!" Tenchi cried seeing the rubble surrounding Washu's lab.
"Miss Washu…may I enter your lab for a moment?" Aeka asked.
"Certainly. What do you wish to do princess?" Washu asked.
"THIS!" Aeka took a sledgehammer from hammerspace and smashed the Dimension Port 20,000; this time into a bazillion pieces. "Miss Washu, promise me that you'll never make something like that ever again!"
"Aeka! Get out! Tenchi was alone with me this whole time, and we weren't done!" Ryoko shouted and shoved Aeka out into the rubble that was the Misaki house.
"Virgin eyes…." Sasami muttered and rocked back and forth some more.
End. They say the sequels are never any better than the original. Huh. I wonder if this is one of them. Doy, the title is after all STILL No Need for Gundam Wing. I hope you enjoyed this little story. There may be a 3rd story, but only if I feel like it. I like reviews, and not flames. Flames are not fun. If you flame me and you've written a story, guess what? YOU'LL BE FLAMED BY ME! HAHAHAHHAHAHA! Sorry, demented mode. Feel free to pass this story on to your friends, or better yet, tell them about my site or pen name on fanfiction.net advertising!