Xelloss:She don't care about my charm,
Filia: What Charm?
Xelloss: She don't care about my cuteness,
Filia: *rolls eyes*
Xelloss: And that's not good cause I got a lot to go around,
Filia: Eh? O.o
Xelloss: But to her it don't mean nothin'
Filia: Damn straight…
Xelloss: She hates me for me!
Filia: Yes I do!
Xelloss: Not because I am a kawaii bishy,
Filia: *snort* you wish!
Xelloss: Fan girls always wish they had me,
Filia: I have no idea why they do.
Xelloss: Because I'm damn sexy!
Filia: You? Sexy? Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
Xelloss: But what she hates
Filia: Everything about you.
Xelloss: Is the fact that she really wants me!
Filia: NANI??!!
Xelloss: But too bad you can never have me!
Filia: I don't want you, you baka!
Xelloss: Because I'm too cute for you!
Filia: I….am going to kill you….
Xelloss: I never told her that I am over 1,000 years old,
Filia: Geezer…
Xelloss: But I am pretty sure she knew.
Filia: Of COURSE I knew, I am smarter than you after all…
Xelloss: Things like that seem to have no effect on her,
Filia: Why should I care how old you are, baka.
Xelloss: But she's pretty old herself, too!
Filia: EXCUSE ME??!
Xelloss: And she don't care about my status,
Filia: What status? That being a namagomi?
Xelloss: The stupid lizard calls names,
Filia: *fangs and flames in eyes* WHAT did you say?
Xelloss: Things like "baka" or "namagomi"
Filia: *screams* NAMAGOMI NO BAKA!!
Xelloss: But I think that deep down she knows that,
I can play the same games…
*whispers* "ugly mean tempered brat*
Filia: Come here so I can hurt you!
Xelloss: She hates me for me!
Filia: and I always will!
Xelloss: Not because I knew that one Mazoku,
Filia: >_< don't mention the "M" word, filth!
Xelloss: You know who I am talking about don't you?
Filia: Like I CARE!
Xelloss: I think his name was Valgarv.
Filia: Leave him out of this!
Xelloss: She's the one for me!
Filia: Not in this lifetime!
Xelloss: With that nice little handy mace,
Filia: *whips out mace*
Xelloss: Which always seems to find my face,
Filia: *whacks him in the face with it*
Xelloss: *face all flattened* And I am
so glad I found it once again.
Filia: *bats him with it!* Baka!
Xelloss: And I'm so glad I found it once again!
Filia: *whacks him again* Take that!
Xelloss: And I'm so glad I found it once again!
Filia: *smashes him with it* And that!
Xelloss: Contadicting everything,
Filia: We do not contradict eachother! You are just always wrong!
Xelloss: That's the reason for my being, to annoy you!
Filia: Like a little gnat that wont go away…
Xelloss: Could it be that you like it all, my comments,
It could be, Maybe it's the attention I give you!
Filia: In your sick demented dreams!
Xelloss: She hates me for me!
Filia: Yes! Yes I hate you with an unbinding passion!
Xelloss: Not because I have purple eyes
Filia: *snort*
Xelloss: Or because I have more shapely thighs!
*pops into that little chinese dress….whoo hoo Xelloss san!*
Filia: O.o
Xelloss: I hate her for her
Filia: *hefts up mace sama* go ahead, say something….
Xelloss: *pauses*
Filia: SAY IT! I DARE YOU!
Xelloss: *deep breath* Not because you are an ugly dragon!
*SMASH* .. "itee…"
Xelloss: Or the fact I don't know WHERE you've been!
Filia: YOU are the filth. Not ME!
Xelloss: Why does she waste her breath on me?
Filia: AHHHHHHHH!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!
Xelloss: She must be dumber than the eye can see
Filia: *is starting to transform*
Xelloss: She hates me for me!
Filia: *is still transforming*
Xelloss: Not because I have better taste!
Filia: Taste in what, you dirtly little namagomi!?
Xelloss: Like the fact I at least chose a cute face!
Filia: Why you little! FLAME BREATH!!
Xelloss: Unlike her ugly mug.
Filia: I HATE YOU!!! *place is on fire*
Xelloss: But what she hates….
Filia: Everything about you! I even hate the color
purple because of you!!
Xelloss: Is the fact she really likes me,
Filia: Stop saying that! I do not!
Xelloss: and that she badly wants me!
Filia: YOU ARE SUCH A JERK! *mace sama once
Again graces his face*
Xelloss: And I'm so glad I found it once again!
Filia: Namagomi! *whack*
Xelloss: Found it once again.
Filia: want more, do you. HERE! *smash*
Xelloss: And I'm so glad I found it once again!
Filia: *smash* *crash* *crunch* *bash* *bang*
*mash* *pound* *whack whack whack*
Xelloss: Once again~ *collapses*
Um….this is dumb I know it >.< but it just came to mind and I thought it would be so funny to write! Please leave your comments ^_^