Wow, such free mulling time I have no?
(Mulling: the act of pondering; thinking) See? Who says Fanfics cant be
educational? …Now on to the stuff that rots your brain.
All Zimmy, Zim…doom Zim…Zimmy stuff
belongs to that guy right behind you (laughs as you turn around) FOOL!! Any
who, its JHONEN VASQUEZ (ever wonder why I out it in caps?) All the other
people belong to me and the guy who lives in the back of my head…heh heh.
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*Camera turns on, we see a small girl with
bluish hair, wearing baggy jeans and a black T that says "Spooky".
Sitting at a desk with some sort of New York City background thingy. *
Me:
ALRIGHTY ALL YOU LUCKY HUMANS! And other stuff, Today we're interviewing
the
ENTIRE cast of, drum roll please,
INVADER ZIM!!
*Cheers of joy are heard*
Yes, yes...NOW! Please give a big hand
(flipper, claw, wing, whatever) FOR ZIM!!
Zim
walks on stage, squinting at the lights.
Random
person: I LOVE YOU ZIIIIIIIIIIIIM!! *Runs down stage and glomps Zim*
Zim:
AAAARRGGGGG!! GET OFF OF ME FLESHY HUMAN!!!
Me:
SECURITY! WE GOT ANOTHER ZIM FAN-GIRL!! (Who could resist the Lil' green
Cutie?)
Security
guy thing comes and drags her away, her screams are heard for 15 min. then die
down.
Me:
ummm...that was.... memorable (HAH! JTHM QUOTE! HAH!)
Zim:
yes, well...lets get this over with.
Me:
hmm? Oh yeah! *Ahem, cough, GAARGG! *, What's it like working on the set of
Invader Zim?
Zim:
Well, the fact that its called, INVADER ZIM, gives me more profit than the
other cast members. But, it delays me from my true dream job.
Me:
What's that?
Zim:
An interior decorator...
Me:
...a.... interior decorator?
Zim:
yes, well...its not as glorious as a leading role in a T.V. series...but
wouldn't you say my job on the base house was BEAUTIFUL!!
Me:
-_0.... uhhh.its.... neat...OK THEN! Time for our next guest! DIB!!
Dib
walks on stage...carefully surveying the area...then suddenly...
Mob
of Dib-fan-girls: LOOK! ITS DIB!! (Oh my)
Dib:
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!! YOU AGAIN?!?!?!!!
Modfg:
hehehehe, and you thought you lost us when you jumped outta that car!! CAMMON
GIRLZ!! *Girls start stampeding toward Dib*
Me:
oh dear...................oh yeah, SECURITY!!! WE GOT THE MODFG'S UP
HERE!!!
BRING THE SQUAD QUICKLY!!!
A
huge squad (I love that word, squad squad squad squad!) of security guards
marches up and drags all of the modfg's out. Their cries are also heard, but
longer.
Me:
*whew*, well, that was interesting.
Dib:
I never thought I'd get rid of them.... glad that's over.
Me:
Yeah, any who, Dib, are you really a paranormal fanatic in real life or is it
just your T.V. Character?
Dib:
Oh no.not me, Im not into tha.... *looks down and see's Spooky's mouse tail*
you...you have a tail?
Me:yeah..My
names Spoo
Dib:
YOU'RE AN AAAALIIIEEENNN!!! *Grabs handcuffs*
Me:
WAIT NO!! NO!! *Runs away*
Dib:
GET BACK HERE ALIEN MOUSE!!
*An hour later.... *
*Dibs
hand cuffed to the couch next to Zim, muffled by the handkerchief in his mouth*
Me:
Well...now that that's over...lets head to our next guest... GIR!!
*Gir
walks on stage, his applause (which is louder) is followed by "I LUV YOU
GIR" and "PIGGY!" quotes*
Me:
So Gir, take a seat.
Gir:
Why, thank you.
Me:
-_0..Umm.... so, tell us about yourself? We haven't heard much about you in the
series!
Gir:
well, I passed collage with masters in psychology, I have over 3 PhD's, and I
have to say that I find my lack of superior knowledge in this show is
appalling! I am not some babbling Idiot! I am an intellectual being in reality!
Me:
uh huh...wanna ice Sucky? *Hands Gir Freezy*
Gir:
CHOCOLATE BUBBLE GUM! WHEEEEHOOOOO!! *Slurps* I LUV MUFFINS!!
(What's it with muffins and me?)
Me:
I knew he'd break. Ok. Our next guest is the dark and dreary GAZ!!
*Gaz
walks on stage wearing a pink halter top and cut jeans, her hair's put
up...scary no?)
Me:
G...G...GAZ?
Gaz:
Like, what?
Me:
Uhh.... s...soo. You're not the gothic, dark, and angry girl like on Zim I see?
Gaz:
Like, Icky. Im only, like, paaaaaid to dress like THAT! I actually like wearing
pink and
Yellows. Purple and black are, like,
sooooooo not my colors! I also am, like, a
Cheerleader, I shop at Gap, and My
GAWD! The boys of N'sync are sooo HOTT!
Me:.........you
evil thing....... *twitches* (GAAA! N'SYNC!! NOOOOOO!!!) So, is there
Anything between you and Zim? To help
clear up those ZAGR fans out there. I mean..Their
Rumors right?
Gaz:
weeeeelll.....*eyes Zim, and blows kiss*
Zim:
GAWD YOU EARTH MONKEY! I'D NEVER DATE YOU!
Gaz:
suuuuuuure...I'll just wait...you'll come around.
Zim:
*rolls eyes* whatever human stink.
Gir:
I feel your facing a sever lack of relationship emotion Zim...
Zim: *shoves a slurpy in front of Gir*
Gir:
NUMMERS! *Drinks*
Dib:
MMMFFFFMMMM!!!
Me:
OH LOOK AT THE TIME! Well, it's been nice talking to you guys!
Dib:
*finally breaks free from handcuffs* NOW I'LL GET YOU!!
Me:
AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Gets chased around by a Dib with handcuffs*
*Suddenly,
the MODFG's appeared*
MODFG's:
LOOK! SOME MOUSE-GIRL IS TRYIN TO STEAL OUR DIBBY!
GET HER!!!!
And
now, I am being chased by a mob of angry dib-fans and dib himself. Zim is seen
being glomped by the preppy Gaz clone, and Gir is happily slurping on his
Freezy...and while all this is happening, a tall, thin, tanned man with red
hair wearing a trench coat from back stage laughs his Lil' azz off at the
scene.
THE
END!!!
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MY WASNT THAT FUN?!? WHEEEEEEEEEE!!! Ok,
I'm sorry for makin fun of Gaz...But it just seemed like a funny idea. I
SOWWY!! Any who please give me reviews...I like them oh so much!!
MODFG's:
THERE SHE IS!!
Me:
SQUEEEE!!! Uhh...MUST GO!!
*Gets
chased off by angry fan-girlz*
