Disclaimer: I own nothing, well why am I telling you people this? You guys know the drill. So what happens when the Brotherhood gets an answering machine?
(CLICK) "This is Lance Alvers speaking. Leave a message. I'm gonna rock your world."
(CLICK) "Yo! Wazzup? Toad here, leave a message and I'll hop right back to ya as soon as I can."
(CLICK) "Uh…Fred here…Uh…Leave a message on this thing and…Is this thing on? Testing. Testing. One two three…Oh what does this do?"
(CLICK) " Helllloooo there! This is the charming, gorgeous Pietro Maximoff speaking. I can't come to the phone right now. I could tell you what I'm doing, but let's not ruin the mystery shall we? Leave your message and eye color and I will get back to you as soon as I can. Rawrrrr…"
(CLICK) "Toad here! I'm outta my pad at the moment, but I'll be back in a flash! You know what to do!'
(CLICK) "Lance Alvers here, leave a message and rock on!"
(CLICK) "Ladies! Please control yourselves! I'm out for the moment, but don't despair! There's plenty of Pietro to go around. Just leave a message and I'll personally see that I will give each and everyone of you my undivided attention. Ciao!"
(CLICK) "Uh…One two three…How does this thing work again?"
(CLICK) "Hey! You've reached the Brotherhood House. Leave a message at the tone. Unless it's you Blue-Boy! You can drop dead with all the other X-Jerks so Nyaahh! Nyahhh!"
(CLICK) "This is Pietro speaking. Leave a message. Oh and if it's Daniels calling: I am so superior to you!"
(CLICK) "You have reached the residence of Alvers, Lance Alvers. Leave a message to rock my world."
(CLICK) "Uh…Hello? One two…"
(CLICK) "Help me! Help me! I'm a fly and I'm on the run from the Toad! Please leave a message to distract him so I can get outta here!"
(CLICK) "Uh…Aw man! Who makes these things? Now where is that instruction manual?"
(CLICK) "You have reached the Brotherhood Headquarters for World domination. Please leave your name, message and address so you can receive our pamphlet and a free picture of me, Pietro Maximoff!"
(CLICK) "Toad here! This is the Toad House! All Toad, all the time! Leave your name and message!"
(CLICK) "Alvers here. If it's a hot babe calling leave a message and we can move mountains together."
(CLICK) "This is Maximoff here. I apologize for my comrades' weird comments. I live with morons. Not everyone is as perfect as I am. So leave your message on how much you love me and I will get back to you."
(CLICK) "This is Lance I'm gonna…" "Hey! What are you doing? You erased my message!" "Yeah because it was so lame!" "Lame? Lame? This from Lance, the Lord of Lameness? What were you gonna do? Another one of your stupid rock puns?" "Hey just get outta here will ya?" "No!" "Give it back man!" "Hey!" "Gimme!" "Hey, yo! What are you all doin'?" "Get outta here Toad!" "Hey you two cut it out! You're gonna break it!" "Toad get your slimy hands off it!" "You two quit it!" "Stop it!" "Leggo!" "Leggo!" "You leggo!" "Watch it!" "AAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!"
(CLICK) "Uh…Hello?"
(CLICK) "This is Ms. Darkholme speaking. I apologize to anyone who has been trying to contact me today. Like a fool I assumed the four idiots I supervise could handle something as simple as recording a message. Please leave your name, message and any appropriate punishment for these lunatics you think fit."