Title: Temple Distractions
Author: Jedi Padawan Gaia
Rating: G
Summary: Obi prepares for his first mission but is distracted.
Note: This fic is written by my good friend Jedi Padawan Gaia.
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Temple Distractions
(Obi-Wan is in the Temple for training for his first mission. Being the boy that he is, his attention span is not that long.)
Qui: Now, padawan, to retract your lightsaber correctly you must first…..Obi! (Obi looks up)
Obi: What? Oh, sorry master.
Qui: It's ok. Now just pat attention. As I was saying, to correctly retract your light….Obi? Are you listening?
Obi: (plays with his braid) Hey Master, what's this for? To play with or look stupid?
Qui: Your braid is a symbol of honor in being…..wait a minute, you're supposed to be paying attention to me, not your braid!
Obi: I'm sorry master. I'm just curious.
Qui: I know padawan. Its very fascinating at first. But you need this training for your mission in two days.
Obi: Aight Qui. I'll listen.
Qui: Good. Now where was I? (pause) Ah, yes. Now back to my babbling. If you pull the lightsaber out and push the button you'll cut yourself….PADAWAN!
(Obi is staring lustily at Alanna.)
Qui: OBI-WAN KENOBI!!!!!!!! PAY ATTENTION!!!!!!!! How many times must I tell you this?! Do you want to be a farmer or sent back to the Jedi Temple?
Obi: No Master! Please no! But she's just so, so….
(Qui looks over at Alanna and starts seeing the fantasy .)
Qui: Yes, yes, yes. But there is plenty of time for that later. Now back to training. Now padawan, show me what you have learned. Kenobi!!!!!!!!!!!
(Obi-Wan is playing with his braid.)
Obi: Yes Master? Did you want something?
Qui: DUH!! I wanted you to me what you learned.
Obi: Oh. Okay.
(Obi-Wan pulls out his training lightsaber and almost hits himself and strikes at Qui-Gon.)
Qui: Obi-Wan!!!! What in the name of the Force are you doing? That's completely wrong. Didn't you at all listen to me?
Obi: Sorta. I was concentrating on Alanna and now Avalon. They are just very appealing padawans.
Qui: Will you quit thinking with your manhood!!!! We are in training. Not a singles bar!
Obi: Oh, but…Master.
Qui: Don't "Oh but Master " me. You need to pay attention more often. (mumbles) why did I ever pick you for my padawan?
Obi: Because you love me. Admit it Master, you love me.
Qui: Stop being so rude.
(Obi is sorrowful)
Obi: I'm sorry Master Qui-Gon. For the love of the Force I apologize.
Qui: Yeah, right.
Obi: (frustrated) What must I do to prove myself intelligent?
Qui: Do what I tell you.
Obi: Fine.
Qui: Good. Now to use the Force to your advantage, you need to let your body calm down, and…….OBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This was my first fic ever. Write and tell me what you think.
Jedi Padawan Gaia