Title: letter from a Jedi

Title: Letter from a Jedi

Author: Jedi Master Avalon

Disclaimer: star wars may not be owned by me but they are the coolest kinds of things that could happen to a person.

Summary: Alanna and Obi-Wan have run away together in attempts to be together in a relationship.

Dear Qui-Gon,

I know that you are probably wondering where I am right now but for the sake of you never finding me I won't tell you. Now you have disregarded that I have strong feelings toward Alanna. I am acting on my feelings now more than ever. I love her and no matter what you say I will.

Let me continue with this, master….., she may have beaten me, hurt me, bruised me, and even dragged me down the halls by my padawan braid but I don't care she is mine and you never will have her again as long as you soar through this galaxy!!!!!!

Sorry for being so harsh but I am serious. We are going to…hold on a sec ("WHAT THE FORCE DO YOU WANT NOW?!" "COME TO DINNER OR I'M GONNA SLICE YOU HEAD OFF WITH THIS LIGHTSABER OF MINE!") Ok sorry about that she is a hand full I have to admit.

So where was I? Oh yeah well any way we are going to get…hold on, (NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU STUPID SITH? LEAVE ME ALONE I AM TRYING TO WRITE A LETTER TO MASTER QUI-GON!" "GET YOU'RE A** OUT HERE TO EAT BEFORE I HAVE TO DRAG YOU OUT AND POKE YOU WITH A ELECTRO-JABBER!!!")

She is really starting to annoy me. Now. Ok we are going to get married in a planet far away from y…hold on. ("NEVER MIND THAT! JUST STAY THE FORCE AWAY FROM ME!!!!!)

Ok forget it! I'm bringing her home and then I'm gonna kill the stupid little sith. There is no way in the existing Force that I would ever marry that stupid…("STAY AWAY! WE ARE GOING BACK TO CORASCANT AND THERE IS NOTHING THAT YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!")

We will be home shortly. Bye Master Qui-Gon.

Your Padawan,

Obi-Wan Kenobi