Title: Where are they Now?
Author: Zeta
Fandom: So Weird
Pairings: Jack/Clu - and a few weirder onces
Series: I'll be updating this once a week - one for each characeter :p
Genre: Humor, Parody
Rating: R for adult humor and language :p
Summary: Ever wonder what happened to all your favorite characters after the series ended?
Disclaimer: Not mine, Disney's! :p Yada yada yada. Just for kicks etc. etc. etc. doesn't imply sexuality - you know the drill.
Where are they Now?
Fiona Phillips - Strange things regularly happen to Fi, but this is just plain scary. After she moved to live with her aunt - she physically dissapeared off the face of the earth. Now she's invisible AND mute. Like she doesn't exist. Luckly, she can still touch things - so the only way for her to comnunicate is through E-mails and Sticky Notes.
Strangely - no one questioned this. Although experts blaim it all on an accident involving powdered milk and a microwave oven. Others say it was a defense mechanism - so Annie couldn't track her down. It's as mysterious as Dilbert's tie.
After graduating from high-school, Fi studied cryptozoology and myth at collage - luckly, because she was invisible - she made a smashing pupeteer (as long as she didn't have any lines) and easily paid her tuition. One day, while staying in an old abandoned mine-shaft (as was the trend at the time), she ran into a man called Fox Mulder - who was investigating paranormal activity in the area. It would've been love at first sight, but for the fact that photons didn't bounce off Fi.
They married and had a half-alien hybrid, a sasquash, and three healthy warlocks.
She is currently the author of popular series of children's books: Carrie Potter (the violent telekenetic witch). Fiona's current adress has been omited as per her request. Her exact words were "I'm not letting that slut track me down after all the work I put into dissapearing".
She and Fox have continued their search to explain his sister's and her father's dissapearence.
So far - they've found some lint.
Next week: Jack!
Author: Zeta
Fandom: So Weird
Pairings: Jack/Clu - and a few weirder onces
Series: I'll be updating this once a week - one for each characeter :p
Genre: Humor, Parody
Rating: R for adult humor and language :p
Summary: Ever wonder what happened to all your favorite characters after the series ended?
Disclaimer: Not mine, Disney's! :p Yada yada yada. Just for kicks etc. etc. etc. doesn't imply sexuality - you know the drill.
Where are they Now?
Fiona Phillips - Strange things regularly happen to Fi, but this is just plain scary. After she moved to live with her aunt - she physically dissapeared off the face of the earth. Now she's invisible AND mute. Like she doesn't exist. Luckly, she can still touch things - so the only way for her to comnunicate is through E-mails and Sticky Notes.
Strangely - no one questioned this. Although experts blaim it all on an accident involving powdered milk and a microwave oven. Others say it was a defense mechanism - so Annie couldn't track her down. It's as mysterious as Dilbert's tie.
After graduating from high-school, Fi studied cryptozoology and myth at collage - luckly, because she was invisible - she made a smashing pupeteer (as long as she didn't have any lines) and easily paid her tuition. One day, while staying in an old abandoned mine-shaft (as was the trend at the time), she ran into a man called Fox Mulder - who was investigating paranormal activity in the area. It would've been love at first sight, but for the fact that photons didn't bounce off Fi.
They married and had a half-alien hybrid, a sasquash, and three healthy warlocks.
She is currently the author of popular series of children's books: Carrie Potter (the violent telekenetic witch). Fiona's current adress has been omited as per her request. Her exact words were "I'm not letting that slut track me down after all the work I put into dissapearing".
She and Fox have continued their search to explain his sister's and her father's dissapearence.
So far - they've found some lint.
Next week: Jack!