Give Me Pamprin Or You Die (To the tune of Britney Spears, Baby one more time)
(Vegita sings, or at least tries)
Oh Bulma, Bulma
You're shopping for your pads
And your moodiness is rising
Oh Bulma, Bulma
We 'used' to think it was bad
But now it's outta sight yeah!
The tide has
Come in after
3 weeks
I must tell you
That this is the worst
In history, cuz
(Goku, Krillin, Gohan and Vegita)
Your PMS, is killin me
(Please Try)
Oh please try, to have mercy!
(MERCY!)
You'll probably kill Krillin after one more time
I'll bet you will cry....
Give me Pamprin or you die
(Gohan takes a gulp)
Gohan whispers to his father: If mom hears's this she'll kill me!
Goku breaking a sweat: We have no choice, Saiya-jin Mia is writing this fanfic and we do what she writes!
Gohan: DAD! I can't do it! I'm not strong enough!
Goku: Yes you are Gohan! Believe in yourself!
Gohan swallows the lump in his throat: I'll try...
(Gohan sings)
Oh Chichi, Chichi
And we thought Bulma was bad
Well you just stole her trophy
Oh Chichi, Chichi
This is the worst one that you've had
And Goku's gone into hiding
The tide has
Come in after
Three weeks
I must tell you
That this is the worst in
History, cuz
(All together again)
Your PMS, is killing me
(Please Try)
Oh please try, to have mercy!
(MERCY!)
You'll probably kill Krillin after one more time
I'll bet you will cry....
Give me Pamprin or you die
(Krillin steps forward, not quite eagerly as he sees Bulma and Chichi coming in from their shopping trip)
Krillin, scared: Uh, guys...
Vegita: DO IT BALDY!
(Krillin speedily sings)
Super Saiya-jin Goku
He just peed his pants
Gohan's really frightened!
Chichi and Bulma
Are in their battle stance
And they just whooped our asses!
I will tell you
You could have beaten Freeza
But for all we knew
He could have had this
PMS too!
(Krillin freaks out and jumps under a table as the girls enter the room with a box of Playtex slim fits in their hands. Vegita powers up and Goku cries, thinking the tampons were needles)
Vegita!: Prepare yourselves men! They'll try anything! Freeza's more forgiving than them!
Gohan whimpers: Mommy...you're...(sniff) not mad...are you?
(Bulma and Chichi in unison)
Oh these cramps, will do us in
(Chichi) Please try!
Oh please try, to understand!
(Bulma) UNDERSTAND!
But if you don't we have an alternitive
We bet you won't like...
(They crack their knuckles and step forward)
Massage our feet or we'll kick you're hide!
(The boys run out the back door screaming their heads off insanely as Piccolo flies to them.)
Piccolo: I sensed the power increase! What happened?
Gohan, with tears in eyes: 'huck'...Mommy...and Bulma!...WWWAAAAAAHHHHH
Piccolo, growling: SPIT IT OUT!
Goku sobbing: They have BIG plastic needles!
Vegita: Those aren't needles! Their tampons idiot! 'Grumble' baka...
Piccolo: What's going on? Is there an enemy?
Krillin: Bulma and Chichi...it's that time of the month! AH! THEY'RE COMING! RUN!
Piccolo in shock! : Oh no! Run to Kami's and plead sanctuary!
The End
(Vegita sings, or at least tries)
Oh Bulma, Bulma
You're shopping for your pads
And your moodiness is rising
Oh Bulma, Bulma
We 'used' to think it was bad
But now it's outta sight yeah!
The tide has
Come in after
3 weeks
I must tell you
That this is the worst
In history, cuz
(Goku, Krillin, Gohan and Vegita)
Your PMS, is killin me
(Please Try)
Oh please try, to have mercy!
(MERCY!)
You'll probably kill Krillin after one more time
I'll bet you will cry....
Give me Pamprin or you die
(Gohan takes a gulp)
Gohan whispers to his father: If mom hears's this she'll kill me!
Goku breaking a sweat: We have no choice, Saiya-jin Mia is writing this fanfic and we do what she writes!
Gohan: DAD! I can't do it! I'm not strong enough!
Goku: Yes you are Gohan! Believe in yourself!
Gohan swallows the lump in his throat: I'll try...
(Gohan sings)
Oh Chichi, Chichi
And we thought Bulma was bad
Well you just stole her trophy
Oh Chichi, Chichi
This is the worst one that you've had
And Goku's gone into hiding
The tide has
Come in after
Three weeks
I must tell you
That this is the worst in
History, cuz
(All together again)
Your PMS, is killing me
(Please Try)
Oh please try, to have mercy!
(MERCY!)
You'll probably kill Krillin after one more time
I'll bet you will cry....
Give me Pamprin or you die
(Krillin steps forward, not quite eagerly as he sees Bulma and Chichi coming in from their shopping trip)
Krillin, scared: Uh, guys...
Vegita: DO IT BALDY!
(Krillin speedily sings)
Super Saiya-jin Goku
He just peed his pants
Gohan's really frightened!
Chichi and Bulma
Are in their battle stance
And they just whooped our asses!
I will tell you
You could have beaten Freeza
But for all we knew
He could have had this
PMS too!
(Krillin freaks out and jumps under a table as the girls enter the room with a box of Playtex slim fits in their hands. Vegita powers up and Goku cries, thinking the tampons were needles)
Vegita!: Prepare yourselves men! They'll try anything! Freeza's more forgiving than them!
Gohan whimpers: Mommy...you're...(sniff) not mad...are you?
(Bulma and Chichi in unison)
Oh these cramps, will do us in
(Chichi) Please try!
Oh please try, to understand!
(Bulma) UNDERSTAND!
But if you don't we have an alternitive
We bet you won't like...
(They crack their knuckles and step forward)
Massage our feet or we'll kick you're hide!
(The boys run out the back door screaming their heads off insanely as Piccolo flies to them.)
Piccolo: I sensed the power increase! What happened?
Gohan, with tears in eyes: 'huck'...Mommy...and Bulma!...WWWAAAAAAHHHHH
Piccolo, growling: SPIT IT OUT!
Goku sobbing: They have BIG plastic needles!
Vegita: Those aren't needles! Their tampons idiot! 'Grumble' baka...
Piccolo: What's going on? Is there an enemy?
Krillin: Bulma and Chichi...it's that time of the month! AH! THEY'RE COMING! RUN!
Piccolo in shock! : Oh no! Run to Kami's and plead sanctuary!
The End