Prologue
Most of you readers will have at least heard of
Alanna, but do you know her real story?
As you know, Alanna's a knight, and she had an affair
with Jon when she was a squire. She ended up marrying George. This is the tame
version of Alanna's life, and it isn't anywhere near the truth.
Throughout her squire years, Alanna seduced over ten
guys! Unfortunately, this didn't satisfy her, so she started her retirement plan
by becoming a lap dancer (this is a different story). Anyways, Alanna ended up
marrying George. But instead of being the handsome prince that's known in usual
fairy tales, George was very evil. As soon as they were married, he started
beating Alanna. As you all know, Alanna has a very short temper; she
strangled George, and headed back to Corus. From then on, she vowed to never
love a man again. Of course, this didn't mean that she couldn't sleep
with them. While she had affairs with, of course, Jon, she never gave her
entire heart to another man. But that didn't mean she refused to love a woman…
Chapter 1
Alanna
rolled over. She had been having the best dream!! She had been in bed with Kel!!
Goddess, but Kel has a nice body, she thought. She slowly opened her
eyes, and was barely able to keep herself from groaning. Kel's nice, firm body
wasn't lying next to her. Instead it was Lord Wyldon's fat butt that she was
facing. She made a face. Why couldn't men wear deodorant?!?!?!
None
to gently, Alanna prodded Wyldon in the back.
"Wake
up, Wyldon!! Your wife's coming back this morning. You wouldn't want her to
find out about this, would you?" she hissed, shoving him out of the bed.
Blearily, he yanked his clothes back on, and stumbled out of the room, cursing
the whole time. Alanna smiled smugly and proceeded in dressing herself. She
ignored food, as she made her way to the practise courts. Maybe, just maybe,
Kel would be there. Alanna sighed, thinking about her true love. If only Kel
knew Alanna's true feelings!
Unfortunately,
Alanna wasn't watching where she was going; she ran full force into a wall.
Stars seemed to dance around her head for a minute before her eyes rolled back
into her head.
Epilogue
Kel
wept openly. She couldn't believe that Alanna was dead!!! Kel had never
realized how much she really cared for the fiery red head. If only I could
go back in time, she thought passionately. Kel's love would never know that
Kel cared for her.
"Oh,
Alanna!!!" Kel sobbed, heartbrokenly. She broke away from the procession, and
ran towards Balor's Needle. Blinded by her pain, Kel stumbled to the top of the
tower. Not waiting for a single moment, Kel vaulted over the railing…
SPLAT!!!!!!
(O.K. I'm joking about the splat)
The End
Author's Note: Well that's
the end of my very stupid and strange story. I doubt that any of the people who
read this story will like it. What can I say?!?! I was REALLY bored. Too bad
for all the people who like Kel and Alanna. I'm so sick of making them always be
perfect!! Come on, they're just humans!!!!
