by Goggle
Volume 2: Julia in Trouble
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Goggle abandoned Bob and Pants In His Pants Boy because they were nincompoops and therefore turkey sandwiches (inside joke - don't ask). Goggle heard that Julia was PO'ed and Goggle decided to find her and interview her for two reasons:
1) Julia is cool.
2) To find out if Hwoarang is available.
And so Goggle went to the 4th iron fist tournament. And so she saw Julia. This is the interview.
Goggle: Julia! Julia! Where is she?
Julia: (in a corner) Here....
Goggle: Why are you so upset?
Julia: Its so obvious.
Goggle: If it was obvious, I would know.
Julia: Duh...I got glasses.
Goggle: I know that! You know, I'm not blind.
Julia: Well obviously. This is terrible!
Goggle: No its not! You will be my new best friend!
Julia: Uh......whatever.
Goggle: You should be proud of your glasses! (raises fist in air)
Julia: Yeah! (raises fist in air)
Goggle: Be proud! (raises fist in air)
Julia: Yeah! (raises fist in air)
Goggle: (raises fist in air, but slams fist into a lightbulb) Be pr-OWWWWW!
Julia: Are you ok?
Goggle: Owwwww.....yeah, I'm ok.(This is a note to all people, don't slam your fist into a lightbulb. I did it before, and it hurts. Also don't let fat people fall on you, but thats a different story)
Julia: Are you going now?
Goggle: One more question.
Julia: Ok.
Goggle: Are you and Jin...you know, an item?
Julia: Uh....yeah.
Goggle: HALLELUJAH! HWOARANG IS AVAILABLE! WOOHOO!
Julia: Oh no.
Goggle: So, are you still my new best friend.
Julia: I guess.....YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME.
Goggle: Ok. And if anyone tells you to get contacts...don't.
Julia: Ok, whats your name again?
Goggle: Goggle.
Julia: Ok, Goggle.
Goggle: And God Bless America!
Julia: Yeah!
And so Goggle goes back home to the USA.
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