Riverdrop
I'm going to write a parody of WWF superstars in the form of pokemon. This was something, our favorite author, Stupid-Ass told me to write. If you don't like it, that's fine 'cuz I'm just making fun of wrestling. Guess which characters I'm using!^_^
WWF Pokemon Stars
Charizard came to the center of a clearing and screamed out, " My name is Charizard and Charizard the best damn flying fire type pokemon there is!"
Meowth comes out, " Charizard, would you please, SHUT THE HELL UP!"
Charizard replies, " Wut?"
Nidoqueen comes into the scene and yells at Meowth, " Meowth! Don't you ever learn not to mess with Charizard OR the Alliance."
Meowth turns around, " Oh, is that who I think it is?" Oh yes, it's Nidoqueen, the big-breasted slut who has over 5,000 positions she can get screwed in."
Nidoqueen becomes angry and yells, " That's it! I'll teach you a lesson! Rhyhorn! Get him!"
Rhyhorn runs in and tackles Meowth with a great force. As that happened, an Ursaring pops out of the bushes, points to himself, and screams, " GORE! GORE! GORE!"
Charizard, oblivious to the situation, says, " Wut? My name is Charizard and Charizard is the best damn flying fire type pokemon there is!"
The scene becomes quiet as a Machoke comes in with the title belt on his shoulder. He looks toward Charizard and says, " Who in the blue hell are you?!"
Charizard is ready to give his little speach, when Machoke says, " It doesn't matter what your name is?! Now it seems to me Charizard, that you like repeating your name. Well, I'm going to give something for you to repeat." Machoke clears his throat, " My name is Charizard and Charizard is the biggest piece of trailer park trash on God's green Earth!"
Charizard looks at Machoke and says, " Wut?"
Machoke is ready to give a reply when Hitmonlee comes spinning into the scene. He looks at Machoke and says, " I'm the WCW champ sucka!"
Machoke stares at Hitmonlee and say, " You suck WCW champions. Whatever the hell you do in your spare time is none of my business but you're not going to suck on the people's struedel!"
Hitmonlee, confused by the comment, says, " Sucka! I'm going to kick your ass sucka!"
He charges toward Machoke. Machoke drops his belt and ducks under Hitmonlee's kick. He then places Hitmonlee in the Machoke Bottom.As that happened, a Weezing pops out of the bush and says like he's having a heart attck, " MACHOKE BOTTOM! MACHOKE BOTTOM!"
Machoke leaves Hitmonlee on the ground, picks up his belt and leaves. Everyone else leaves except for Charizard. Charizard calls out, " MY name is Charizard and Charizard is the best damn flying fire type pokemon there is!" He notices the silence, " WUT?"
I'm going to write a parody of WWF superstars in the form of pokemon. This was something, our favorite author, Stupid-Ass told me to write. If you don't like it, that's fine 'cuz I'm just making fun of wrestling. Guess which characters I'm using!^_^
WWF Pokemon Stars
Charizard came to the center of a clearing and screamed out, " My name is Charizard and Charizard the best damn flying fire type pokemon there is!"
Meowth comes out, " Charizard, would you please, SHUT THE HELL UP!"
Charizard replies, " Wut?"
Nidoqueen comes into the scene and yells at Meowth, " Meowth! Don't you ever learn not to mess with Charizard OR the Alliance."
Meowth turns around, " Oh, is that who I think it is?" Oh yes, it's Nidoqueen, the big-breasted slut who has over 5,000 positions she can get screwed in."
Nidoqueen becomes angry and yells, " That's it! I'll teach you a lesson! Rhyhorn! Get him!"
Rhyhorn runs in and tackles Meowth with a great force. As that happened, an Ursaring pops out of the bushes, points to himself, and screams, " GORE! GORE! GORE!"
Charizard, oblivious to the situation, says, " Wut? My name is Charizard and Charizard is the best damn flying fire type pokemon there is!"
The scene becomes quiet as a Machoke comes in with the title belt on his shoulder. He looks toward Charizard and says, " Who in the blue hell are you?!"
Charizard is ready to give his little speach, when Machoke says, " It doesn't matter what your name is?! Now it seems to me Charizard, that you like repeating your name. Well, I'm going to give something for you to repeat." Machoke clears his throat, " My name is Charizard and Charizard is the biggest piece of trailer park trash on God's green Earth!"
Charizard looks at Machoke and says, " Wut?"
Machoke is ready to give a reply when Hitmonlee comes spinning into the scene. He looks at Machoke and says, " I'm the WCW champ sucka!"
Machoke stares at Hitmonlee and say, " You suck WCW champions. Whatever the hell you do in your spare time is none of my business but you're not going to suck on the people's struedel!"
Hitmonlee, confused by the comment, says, " Sucka! I'm going to kick your ass sucka!"
He charges toward Machoke. Machoke drops his belt and ducks under Hitmonlee's kick. He then places Hitmonlee in the Machoke Bottom.As that happened, a Weezing pops out of the bush and says like he's having a heart attck, " MACHOKE BOTTOM! MACHOKE BOTTOM!"
Machoke leaves Hitmonlee on the ground, picks up his belt and leaves. Everyone else leaves except for Charizard. Charizard calls out, " MY name is Charizard and Charizard is the best damn flying fire type pokemon there is!" He notices the silence, " WUT?"