CHASING LIZZIE MCGUIRE, WILL HUNTING AND
FRIENDS.
A/N & DISCLAIMER: No body belongs to me. The script formats
of Chasing Amy, Friends, and Good Will Hunting also don't
belong to me. All I did was change the original names and
replaced it with the characters of Lizzie McGuire. All in all,
just have fun! And please R&R with no flames. I'm in no
mood to heal any severe burns!
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"Aw shit!"
Sixteen year old Miranda Sanchez stopped, then glanced over at
person right next to her, watching him as he cursed silently up
the ying-yang.
"Gordo!"
David "Gordo" Gordon met eyes with his best friend,
"What?"
"You know how I hate it when I hear you swearing!"
Gordo tossed Miranda a "Oh, like you're so innocent
yourself?" look. "What? Like you don't curse when
Kate's around?"
"That's different!" Miranda began to protest.
"Oh sure it is." Gordo smirked. He crossed his arms,
"Explain then the difference between me cursing up the
ying-yang and you swearing at Kate Sanders!"
"Kate deserves it!" Miranda proclaimed. "Sure,
just because you dropped your Pepsi on the school floor, that
doesn't give you the right to swear. You could've just
said, Aw, man, I just spilled my drink' and be done
with it!" She poked his chest with her index finger,
"And that, Mister Gordon, is the difference."
Gordo looked at Miranda, then rolled his eyes and sighed.
"Whatever." He mumbled, then turned to face his locker.
"Hey! You gotta clean your mess up, Gordo!" Miranda
indicated to the liquid spill right next to them.
"Duh! What do you think I'm doing, Sanchez?" Gordo
spun around, facing Miranda with a cloth in hand make that,
a shirt in hand.
"Ew! Gross, Gordo! How long have you had that gym shirt in
there?!"
"What?! I'll have you know, Sanchez, that I just washed
this shirt!"
She placed her hands on her hips, giving him a "Don't
lie to me" look.
Gordo smiled shyly, then mumbled, "Okay, I washed this three
weeks ago."
Miranda shuddered with revulsion. "Gross, Gordon! Really,
really, gross!"
Gordo was about to protest, when suddenly a voice was heard
calling out to them.
"Gordo! Miranda! Hey!"
Miranda and Gordo turned to face their child hood best friend,
Elizabeth "Lizzie" McGuire heading towards them, waving
her hand frantically.
"Hey, guys! Have I got some news for—"
"Lizzie! Wait!" They cried out, wanting to warn her
about Gordo's spill
"Yyooouuu!!" She cried out, just before she slipped and
crashed onto the floor.
Miranda and Gordo just stood there, stunned by the accident.
Everyone around them stopped in their places, equally surprised.
They all stood there, waiting for a response from the young blond
woman.
It was Gordo who finally broke out of his state, kneeling by her
side. "Lizzie! Oh my God, I am so sorry! Lizzie!
Lizzie!"
"Gordo! Look what you've done!" Miranda cried,
stooping besides Lizzie's other side.
"She's not moving." Gordo turned looked up at the
gathering crowd, "Someone get some help! NOW!"
"Oh, Lizzie please open your eyes! Please let us know
that you're okay please speak up! Say anything, Liz!
Anything! Especially Miranda, I give you permission to kick
Gordo's ass!'" Miranda glared heavyly at Gordo,
only to be ignored by him.
"Lizzie Oh God, Liz. I am so sorry!"
Unfortunately, the young McGuire woman couldn't hear her
friends' desperate cries. No instead, she began to
slip slip very deeply very very deeply
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