Title: The Pocky Incident
Author: Kimiko
Email: kimiko@theunknown.com
Pairing: None
Rating: PG for non-graphic violence
Warnings: Craziness
Series: Hell no
Archive: Wherever
Disclaimer: I don't own these guys. And sadly, I don't own any Pocky
right now either.
~HAJIME~
We open on a quiet dorm hallway. Heero Yuy is strolling along said
hallway, fresh from a mission. He pauses outside the door to the room
he shares with Duo Maxwell. Interesting noises are coming from the
other side of the door.
*snarf crunch giggle crunch munch* "OH my GOD that's better than
SEX!" *crunch giggle munch*
/What the - / Heero opens the door hesitantly and peers inside. The
braided pilot sits on the bed, eyes closed reverently, eating what
appear to be sticks of a cookie-like consistency dipped in something
else entirely. Some are pink, some are brown, and Duo is inhaling
them with a speed usually reserved for fighter jets and surface-to-air
missiles.
"What the hell is that?" Heero asks.
Duo opens his eyes. *crunch munch* "Heero! This is too perfect."
*giggle snarf crunch* "You have GOT to try this!" Still munching, the
American bounds across the room to wave a brown stick in Heero's face.
Heero blinks at the stick.
*gobble munch snarf* "Go ahead, eat it!"
Heero takes the stick and sniffs at it. *nibble crunch crunch PAUSE
bite munch PAUSE snarf munch gobble crunch snarf snarf crunch munch
munch MUNCH SNARF GOBBLE CRUNCH swallow MUNCH CRUNCH
SNARF GOBBLE*
"Heero?"
"More."
*giggle munch snarf* "Here." Duo hands him more of the sticks.
*giggle crunch munch snarf gobble crunch*
*MUNCH GOBBLE CRUNCH SNARF swallow CRUNCH CRUNCH
MUNCH SNARF* "What is this stuff, anyway?"
*giggle crunch* "Pocky." *munch snarf gobble*
- Later That Week, at a Grocery Store -
"What do you mean, you don't carry Pocky?"
"I'm sorry, sir, we - "
*click BOOM mushroom cloud*
"Ninmu kanryou."
~OWARI~
Author: Kimiko
Email: kimiko@theunknown.com
Pairing: None
Rating: PG for non-graphic violence
Warnings: Craziness
Series: Hell no
Archive: Wherever
Disclaimer: I don't own these guys. And sadly, I don't own any Pocky
right now either.
~HAJIME~
We open on a quiet dorm hallway. Heero Yuy is strolling along said
hallway, fresh from a mission. He pauses outside the door to the room
he shares with Duo Maxwell. Interesting noises are coming from the
other side of the door.
*snarf crunch giggle crunch munch* "OH my GOD that's better than
SEX!" *crunch giggle munch*
/What the - / Heero opens the door hesitantly and peers inside. The
braided pilot sits on the bed, eyes closed reverently, eating what
appear to be sticks of a cookie-like consistency dipped in something
else entirely. Some are pink, some are brown, and Duo is inhaling
them with a speed usually reserved for fighter jets and surface-to-air
missiles.
"What the hell is that?" Heero asks.
Duo opens his eyes. *crunch munch* "Heero! This is too perfect."
*giggle snarf crunch* "You have GOT to try this!" Still munching, the
American bounds across the room to wave a brown stick in Heero's face.
Heero blinks at the stick.
*gobble munch snarf* "Go ahead, eat it!"
Heero takes the stick and sniffs at it. *nibble crunch crunch PAUSE
bite munch PAUSE snarf munch gobble crunch snarf snarf crunch munch
munch MUNCH SNARF GOBBLE CRUNCH swallow MUNCH CRUNCH
SNARF GOBBLE*
"Heero?"
"More."
*giggle munch snarf* "Here." Duo hands him more of the sticks.
*giggle crunch munch snarf gobble crunch*
*MUNCH GOBBLE CRUNCH SNARF swallow CRUNCH CRUNCH
MUNCH SNARF* "What is this stuff, anyway?"
*giggle crunch* "Pocky." *munch snarf gobble*
- Later That Week, at a Grocery Store -
"What do you mean, you don't carry Pocky?"
"I'm sorry, sir, we - "
*click BOOM mushroom cloud*
"Ninmu kanryou."
~OWARI~