tps-ch10 Author's Notes: Hey everyone! Back again very quickly with another chapter! Aren't you proud of me? I was disappointed because I only got like 13 reviews with a few e-mails, although they did make me happy! That's why I got this out so fast: I got reviews and i got inspired. This is a humor chapter, at least it is to me. Okay, I'll deicate this again to my friend Meddling_Maiden because she's one of my best friends. Who else will I dedicate this to? Hmm....oh yeah! i have to mention those sorry ass excuses for brothers, don't I? You know what? No I don't. I'd like to thank all the people that reviewed me because they got me to write more. Wait a minute, let me make a list...give me a second while I check on Fanfiction.net...Wait! I had to erase the one in the Sailor Moon Crossovers section...give me another minute while i go to hotmail... Kalika 55, Sailor X, LunarBard, someone named jerrylyn rico who sent me a review via e-mail, Duo'sTenshi, Anime Princess, BunnyS., Christiana, Hiko-chan, SerenityMoon, Saiya-jin no hime, SilverDawn, ~Sailor*Lunar*Eclipse~, Cristina who also sent me an review via e-mail, Stormie, and especially eternalmoonprincess for calling me an "evil fiend" for ending my chapter there. These are all the people, people! I won't get out a new chapter soon unless you review! Do you know what I did? Just so I could write, I stayed up all night doing my math project so that i could write in the day. (I don't have school today, which is Monday because it's the day after Easter.) Well, I'm probably boring you now, so on with my fic! By the way, if I'm on your author alert please e-mail me! I really want to thank you personally because I feel so much more appreciated knowing that you guys like my so called "fic" than if I gave it to my brainless friends who know nothing about anime, seriously. It's truly sad. The only one who'll even learn about it and read my stuff is my friend Meddling_Maiden and that's because she's such a great friend! Luv ya babe! Well, I'm gonna go now. Also, if anyone out there knows what an ICQ number or what the Author Alert does at all, please e-mail me at Infinite_Tenshi@hotmail.com. Okay, L8ers!

~Infinite_Tenshi

Disclaimer: What do you want from me you pathetic excuses for the corruption in our society? I'm a girl writing fanfiction about what she likes and you lawyers out there want to take every penny I got. Well, NEWS FlASH! I have jack shit, unless you count that 1/2 lb. solid millk chocolate Easter Bunny my youth group teacher at church got me for Easter, and you're not getting that! It's mine! I don't care how much of it is going to my thighs, but I'm going to eat it all by myself!


Chapter Ten


Quatre turned to the heart monitor, and was surprised to see Usagi up with the heart monitor connections in her hand. She had yanked them off of her chest.

"Uh…you should rest. The doctor says so," Quatre stammered nervously.

"The doctor's a moron. I'll be fine. Now leave," Usagi shot back (A.N.: Of course, in that lovely monotone that we all love to read over and over again. Remember, when Hiiro or Usagi speak, it's in monotone. Also, I will be changing the spelling of Hiiro and Ririna's name because it just doesn't make sense that I would have the Japanese name for Usagi, but the North American name for Hiiro. Ugh, both their names in the same sentence. Anyway, because the most recent cliffhanger wasn't exactly wasn't the best one, and I might rewrite the chapter, I'll be making a better cliffhangers for the next few chapters. Mwhahahahahahahaha! Okay, back to my fic!).

Quatre immediately left. He was used to Hiiro, but not Usagi. She was more unpredictable. It seemed that when Hiiro threatened to kill you with his gun pulled out, he usually killed outside of the Gundam pilots, but with Usagi, she could kill you on the spot without risking loss of a pilot and help.

Usagi just sat there, thinking about how she got there. She didn't like hospitals; too many questions. She usually attended to herself. Her train of thought was cut off as a doctor came into the room.

"Hello, I'm Doctor Hisakawa. How are you?"

"Hn."

"I see. Well, I'm going to ask a few questions."

"…"

"All right, what's your name?"

"…"

"Age?"

"…"

"Are you allergic to anything?"

"…"

"I see you're not very talkative."

"…"

"Okay, I have some news…"

As Quatre was walking out of the hospital, there was a series of loud gunshots heard. He quickly reacted and went up to Usagi's room. What he saw caught him by surprise. For one, Usagi was holding a gun, and Quatre couldn't figure out how Hiiro or Usagi got these guns out of nowhere.

Usagi was sitting on her bed, and the doctor told her the news. Not what she wanted to hear, so she took out her gun and started shooting an outline around the doctor.

"Omae o korosu."

"I…uh-uh…u-um…just said…"

The doctor couldn't even finish his sentence because another bullet whizzed by his face.

"Next time, I won't miss. You so much as breathe those lies again, I'll hunt you down and the world will be short one entire hospital of doctors, got it?" Usagi said harshly.

"Y-y-y-es, I understand. Have a nice day. I have your release forms ready."

"Good."

With that, the doctor walked, no ran, out of the room. Usagi got up from her bed, took out the IV needle in her wrist, and glared at Quatre. He (A.N.: Poor guy!) stepped back out of fear for his life, after all, Usagi was still holding the gun in her hand, and it was pointed straight at him. Quatre wanted to crawl under a rock and never come out.

"Where are my clothes?" Usagi asked. She was wearing a hospital gown, much to her disgust.

"I don't know. The nurses should, though. I'll be back," Quatre said, wanting to run out just like the doctor, but didn't have the rudeness in him. As soon as he got out of the room, Quatre ran to one of the nurses and asked for he clothes.

Usagi just sat there, thinking to herself. 'Oh, kami-sama. I can't believe it. I'm going to die. No, I'm not going to die; I'm just going to live through hell until I do. Great, just great.' She wanted to smack herself upside the head, but she decided to save that for Humanity later. She got up from the bed and walked toward a wall, leaned against it with one foot on the floor and the other planted on the wall, her arms crossed in front of her on her chest and her eyes closed. That was how Quatre found her when he walked in with her clothes.

"Um…Tsukino-san? I have your clothes."

"Good." Usagi got dressed quickly, and instead of walking out the door to meet Quatre, she opened the large window and leapt out from five floors up. Usagi landed gracefully on the ground, and started calmly walking back to the dorms.

It was cold once again, and the wind was blowing at her. Usagi just glared at the air, as if it could see her. As soon as she reached the dorms, she ran into Duo yelling at Wufei. Wufei had a smirk on his face the whole time.

"Wu-man! I can't believe you did that to me! When the wig fell off, I thought I had gone bald! Do you know what it's like thinking that you're bald after having like a three foot braid for your entire life?"

"No," Wufei replied smugly.

"Well, I'm going to show you. Come here!" Duo charged at Wufei, but just as Duo was mere inches from Wufei, Wufei smirked even wider, drew out his katana and charged. Duo let out a VERY high-pitched scream, did the fastest about face he had done in his life, and ran for his life.

Usagi almost shook her head at the idiocy of the two, but she kept herself void of any emotions. She went through the tests and entered her dorm. When Usagi entered the bedroom, she saw probably the scariest thing she had ever seen.

Ririna had snuck into the dorm. She had timed how long it took to get in and out of the dorm before the door closed, so she entered when Quatre and Hiiro took Usagi to the hospital. When Hiiro entered again after getting to the dorm after the hospital, he got the surprise of his life. Ririna jumped him and dragged him into the bedroom. She had been taking steroids to fight Usagi ever since she showed up, so when Ririna got a hold of Hiiro, she held him as tight as possible with a grip that Hiiro found hard to get out of. It seemed as if her tight hugs had grown a hundred times tighter. He was losing his breath, but he would not give in. She then threw him on Usagi's bed, not knowing which one was his, and pinned him under her with all her weight, which was a lot. She had tried to kiss him numerous times, but Hiiro had dodged them all by moving his head constantly. Just then, Hiiro thought he heard a voice.

"Move," Usagi said.

Ririna turned her head, still pinning Hiiro, to see Usagi standing there in the doorway.

"Weren't you in the hospital?" Ririna asked.

"Move," Usagi repeated.

"No. Hiiro is mine, and I'll have him, no matter what," Ririna barked (A.N.: Like the dog she is. Oops! I didn't mean that! *coughs*OfcourseIdid*sneezes*andalotmore* Excuse me. Must be allergies *coughs*toririna*coughs)

"What, by raping him?"

"No, I call it fulfilling our love," Ririna yelled.

"Whatever. Get off of my bed."

"What do you mean your bed?" Ririna asked with hate.

"Like I said, my bed. I live here remember? Or is it so hard for your ameba-sized brain to recall?"

"You guys share the same bedroom?" Ririna shot.

"Is it any of your business? Anyway, if you're going to sexually abuse and rape the poor guy, I suggest you do it somewhere besides my bed. Oh, remember, he can say that you sexually harassed and raped him to the police and you'd be arrested, get a few years in jail, have your reputation destroyed, maybe so far as lose your title as queen."

"You think that a few lawyers are going to believe the cold emotionless murderer, over sweet little me, the queen, on sexual abuse and rape?" Ririna asked with heavy sarcasm.

Usagi gave a fake smile that screamed 'I'm shitting you, so I'm smiling like an idiot bitch, or at least, like you.'

"Well, no, I don't think that lawyers, a judge, or a jury will believe him over you until I show them the tapes of today. Oh, I must have forgot!" Usagi then dramatically placed a hand over her mouth in mock surprise. "There are cameras all over the dorm just so people like you will never get away with anything should they enter without permission! Have a nice day. Now get the fuck off of my bed and out of the dorm, before I call the police," Usagi said coldly.

"Argh…I hate you bitch!" Ririna shrieked.

"Right back at you."

Ririna bit her lip angrily, showing that she had nothing else to say. She let go of Hiiro, and tried to storm out of the room with dignity, but that was cut short as she tripped over her own foot. Hiiro almost laughed, but settled for a twitch of the lip. Usagi did the same, but also commented.

"Need a little help there princess?" Usagi asked with the same smile from before. Ririna tried to glare at her, but it made Usagi's smile a little larger. Usagi sat on her bed and took out the book on Roman mythology and started reading.

"Hiiro! Are you going to let her talk to me that way?" Ririna demanded.

'Well, considering I had the most traumatic experience of my life and I was almost raped by the scariest person in the world, and this very kind woman helped me out, and I she's actually getting you away from me, yes,' Hiiro almost replied. He figured it was way too many words for the perfect soldier.

"Yes," Hiiro replied plain and simple.

"Hiiro! I can't believe you'd betray me like this, for this, this, this bitch!"

"Come again?" Hiiro replied.

"I know you! You're probably secretly going out or something," Ririna replied. Hiiro slightly cocked an eyebrow.

"Come again?"

"What does she have that I don't? I'm a queen! You could be a king! We'd be happy together, with ten children of our own!"

Hiiro's eyes bugged out for a split second before they replaced themselves, along with his emotionless mask. Ririna didn't catch the look, but Usagi did. She sat there smirking behind the book she was 'reading'. Usagi was enjoying this so much. It was amusing to see Ririna make a complete fool of herself, especially in front of hidden cameras.

"Hiiro! I love you! We're meant to be!" Ririna pleaded.

"Oh please…" Usagi and Hiiro mumbled to themselves simultaneously.

"You never killed me! It just proves how much you love me!"

"Uh, no. Listen, Ririna, it was my mission to protect you! I didn't want to protect you; the people that gave me the mission wanted me to protect you, got it? It's not that complicated Ririna. I. Don't. Love. You. I don't even like you. In fact, I despise you!" Hiiro said in his usually cold monotone.

"What are you trying to say, Hiiro?" Ririna asked. Hiiro took in a silent breath and closed his eyes. He then opened them, and started talking again.

"Listen, because I'm not going to repeat myself. I don't love you. I never did. In fact, I can't stand you. I don't want you within a thousand kilometer radius of me. Do you understand?"

Ririna started tearing up.

"Are you saying you don't love me, Hiiro?" Ririna asked.

"Yes, Ririna. I don't love you. I don't like you. I'm repeating myself and it's making me angry. Now leave before I seriously kill you."

"You wouldn't do that Hiiro. How many times have you threatened but not actually killed me?"

Usagi was getting tired of this. The bimbo bitch was getting on her nerves. She got off her bed and approached Ririna.

"Listen queen, as much as I'd love to chat, I'd like to ask you to leave," Usagi said sarcastically. (A.N.: Bitch mode.)

"It's all your fault! He loved me before you ever came along!"

"You're giving me a headache. I'm going to give you three seconds to leave the dorms. You are trespassing after all," Usagi warned.

"You'd never do it, just like Hiiro."

"Yes, but unlike Hiiro, I'm not on a mission to protect you," Usagi said with an evil smile as she pulled out her gun in one swift move.

"One."

Ririna just sat there and smiled.

"Two." Usagi started to press her finger against the trigger. Ririna didn't budge.

"Three." Usagi shot a bullet to Ririna's leg. Ririna screamed her hideous scream.

"You bitch!" Ririna yelled between her screams of pain.

"Didn't I warn you? Now leave."

"How? You just shot my leg, bitch!"

"Listen, you have another three seconds to leave the dorms before I shoot you again on the charges that your speeches about total pacifism should be shoved up your own ass, and at the same time, you should put your head in between your legs and watch it go up there. Then, you can kiss your own ass and beg for the forgiveness of the entire school for having to listen to all that bullshit. You are also charged for trespassing, sexual abuse, sexual harassment, and attempted rape. Now, back to other matters. One," Usagi concluded with a smile. (A.N.: Every smile Usagi is giving Ririna is fake and/or sarcastic and/or evil.)

Ririna tried to get up. She started limping towards the door.

"Two."

Ririna continued. She got to the living room and the front door. She saw herself out.

"Three." Usagi had followed Ririna to make sure that she left and just for the hell of it shot the gun, putting a hole in the wall and receiving a scream of pain. She had shot the other leg of Ririna though the wall. Usagi walked over to the door and opened it, seeing a fallen to the floor Ririna.

"Oops." Usagi then shut the door. She heard Ririna scream again.

"Bitch!" Ririna yelled.

Hiiro was enjoying this. Never had he seen Ririna so angry about anything. Never had he seen Ririna get shot in both of her legs. Never had he thought that someone else besides him would do it. Today was a good day, at least after Usagi walked into the room and stopped Ririna from raping him, and it was still only 3 P.M. Yes, today was going to be a good day. 'So, I see that Beautiful over there saved your ass once again.> Why are you here? I don't know. I got bored talking to her humanity. Man, do you know how boring it is in that waiting room?> No. Yeah, you wouldn't. I think you would be driven to commit suicide if it ever happened.> You talked to her humanity? Yeah. You see, everyone who basically throws their humanity aside has their humanity waiting t be retrieved again. Usagi's is up there, and Trowa's is occasionally there too. Wufei drops a line once in a while too.> Why are you here? Well, I saw that whole incident with Ririna. Goodness, you were almost raped by her! She's gross!> I know. Yeah, nothing like that experience the other night, wink wink.> What are you talking about? Are you still denying it? You know it was great. Anyway, I gotta go. I think Usagi's humanity is going crazy. Ja!> Why does he always do that? It's giving me a headache.'

Usagi was amused with herself. She shot the pacifist hypocrite, a great deed in itself. Then she shot her again. Today was turning out pretty well. 'Poor guy. Almost raped by the likes of her. Ew. *shudder* Man, if that happened to me, I think I would be driven to gayness.' Usagi went back into the bedroom with Hiiro following.

Usagi went through her drawers and got out clean clothes. She had to take another shower because of the whole hospital/walk home incident. Hiiro on the other hand sat down on his bed, pulled out his laptop, and checked his mail. Ririna still hadn't found out he had changed it, thank God. omaeokorosu@asianavenue.com was working perfectly. There was one mail, from J.

Usagi was taking her shower and came out fairly quickly. She wore a red silk kimono robe thing (A.N.: Don't ask. Watch Three to Tango. Think of that thing Neve Campbell wears when they're celebrating his accomplishment. When you see the movie, you'll understand.) and walked into the bedroom, rubbing her hair with a towel. Hiiro couldn't help but look up. (A.N.: Hey, he's a guy. What do you expect? No offense to all the guys out there! Gomen! I'm a girl, so I don't understand how the mind of a guy works, at least not fully. I understand the whole action film thing because I'd rather watch Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with all the awesome kung fu scenes, than something like Heartbreakers. I understand the whole video game thing because I love video games. But I just don't understand why some of you guys out there are so shallow sometimes. Trust me, I grew up with boys and I still hang out with boys. I tell them about one of my friends from school, who is a girl, and they automatically ask me, a girl, if she's hot. Okay, I'm babbling. Back to my fic.)

Hiiro had been about to read the e-mail, when Usagi came out. He looked up, just a reaction to a noise. He always did that, but he wasn't always greeted by the sight of a woman in a red kimono. Hiiro automatically looked down, fighting a blush that was creeping up to his cheeks, with humanity pushing it up. What humanity didn't see was Logic creeping up behind him and pulling on his legs so that the blush didn't reach its intended destination.

Usagi walked around the room, grabbing her clothes. They were a pair of black sweats and a black spaghetti strap tank top. She went back into the bathroom ad didn't come out for a while, after all, she had to blow dry her hair. When Usagi came out of the bathroom, all her hair was down. It had already grown from waist length to the floor in the last two or three days. It all mind boggled her. 'I wonder if I was to shave my head to the scalp so that I was completely bald, how fast my hair would grow back.' She went towards her bed, and calmly pulled out her large duffle bag from under the bed. (A.N.: Remember this?) She pulled out a few pieces of incense, closed the bag, and put it back in its original position. Usagi then went over to her drawer, where she pulled out a few scented candles. She went over to another drawer and pulled out a hair tie.

Hiiro had been watching her get all her stuff, put her hair up in a bun, sat down on the polished oak floor, placed a few candles around her, light them, then place the incense in the special holder (A.N.: I don't know! Don't kill me! Okay, back to my fic!), and lit them as well. For the next few minutes, Usagi just sat there breathing deeply, clearing her head. As she was doing this, her concentration kept getting cut off as she heard the constant 'click, click, click' of Hiiro's computer. She decided to stop it.

"Care to join me?" Usagi asked, trying to find an excuse so that the constant noise would stop.

"Hn."

"You can kiss my ass with that 'hn'," Usagi mumbled to herself, but loud enough so that she could get Hiiro to hear. The clicking stopped as Hiiro turned to glare at her.

"Come again?" Hiiro asked.

"Care to join me?" Usagi repeated.

"After that," Hiiro replied.

"Nothing that concerns you. Now, do you want to meditate, or not?" Usagi asked for a third time.

"What the hell," Hiiro replied. He shut his laptop and sat next to her on the floor.

The two meditated for what seemed like hours. When they came back to reality, they were refreshed, and ready for anything.

Usagi blew out all the candles and incense, collected them all, and put them in their proper storage places, as Hiiro sat back down on his bed and went to check his own mail. She walked toward her bed and sat down to check her mail. Usagi pulled her laptop from between the mattress and went online.

'Let's see…has Setsuna sent me details?' The room was completely silent with the exception of the constant clicking to Hiiro and Usagi's fingers striking the keys of the keyboards on their laptops. The two received similar messages, just from different people, at the same time.

'We've found out that Treize has arrived on L98X853. Lady Une has escorted him. There are a few problems. One, Treize has top-secret plans for a project we don't even know. It could destroy us for sure. Two, the information is in a room on the other side of the room that Treize will be staying in. You'll either have to move quickly or seek help. I suggest the other Gundam pilots, one of which is residing with you right now. Reply. Mission accepted or declined? This message will delete in ten seconds.' Usagi moved quickly and got her message sent in five. 'Mission accepted.'

Hiiro had gone back to his mail checking. He had started before Usagi asked him to meditate with her.

'We've found out that Treize has arrived on L98X853. Lady Une has escorted him. There are a few problems. One, Treize has top-secret plans for a project we don't even know. It could destroy us for sure. Two, the information is in a room on the other side of the room that Treize will be staying in. You'll be better off with help. I suggest the other Gundam pilot, of which is residing with you right now. Reply. Mission accepted or declined? This message will delete in fifteen seconds.' Hiiro got his message sent in five, like Usagi. 'Mission accepted.'

'I should get everyone together. The details are here. We have twenty-four hours a the most. Better get started,' Hiiro thought.

'Oh, look, I have more than enough time to prepare. Mr. Kushrenada, hell awaits you, and I'll make sure it's a long, slow trip there. I'm coming for your sorry ass, bitch. Let the games begin,' Usagi thought with an evil smirk on her face.

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Author's Notes: I know, not much of a cliffhanger. I decided I wouldn't punish you all in the case that I might get hurt or something this Friday. There was a threat written in one of the bathrooms that said something like "Come Friday April 20, not even Code Blue can save you." Code Blue was the thing we had used to prepare us in case of a situation like a school shooting. I'm not scared of dying; it's a fear I got over a long time ago. I'm just afraid for my friends and family. Anyway, I just wanted to thank everyone out there for all their reviews and all that other stuff. Man, I feel like I'm writing a note for my own death or something. I'm pretty sure it was a sick joke someone was playing. I do have plans for my future, and I'm sure as hell not going to let some bakayaro out there ruin them. Well, I'm going to go now. I'll be back Friday, at least I'm going to pray that everyone including me at my school will go to there homes safely by the end of the day. Please review. Ja!


~Infinite_Tenshi