Author: MarieAmethyst

Title: United Realms: Pokemon

Rating: PG

Disclaimer: They don't belong to me. *Sigh: Zechs…*

Author's Note: My friend Brad helped out. Um, just something I did for an 8th grade English project. Fair warning, I don't know much about Pokemon. I watched it for Gary…^_~ 'Blah Blah Blah' is a song from the Pokemon Movie Soundtrack.

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"When are we ever going to get to Saffron City? I'm hungry, I want a bath, and a soft bed," Misty said in her usual complaining way.

"According to the map, we should almost be there," Brock said, looking at the map.

"Give me that," she said, snatching the map from his hands, "you idiot, it's upside down! Taking her ever present bag off her shoulder, she brought it down on Brock's head.

As Brock suddenly found himself on the ground, Ash looked over at Misty and said, "Calm down, Misty, it was just a mistake."

"Just a mistake!" she screeched, her famous temper flaring up, "Because of him we are now lost! And it's growing dark!"

"So we have sleeping bags. We'll just camp out like we always do," Ash said soothingly.

"But I don't want to sleep in that dumb sleeping bag, I want a bed!"

Pikachu and Togepi watched the fight between their trainers, long use to it.

"Pi pika pika pi?" (When will they ever grow up?)

"Togi to togepi." (When Mommy and Ash finally admit they like each other.)

"Pika pikachu pi." (Then I'm glad I brought these.) Pikachu ran over to where Ash had dropped his backpack. Unzipping the compartment where he kept her stuff, she pulled out a small box that read: 'Ear Muffs: Handy around bickering trainers, loud snorers, and for boring speeches.'. Slipping them on, Pikachu began humming 'Blah Blah Blah' to herself. Togepi continued to watch her 'Mommy' and Ash fight.

Then there was a flash of light, which left them all blind for a moment. But as soon as the two pokemon could see again, they ran toward their trainers. Both of them jumped, landing in their arms. Brock was the first human to recover, and found himself staring up at a tree. He blinked his eyes, making sure the colors were real, not just an after affect from the light.

"Uh, guys, why is the tree purple?"

Ash and Misty looked at the tree. It was purple, with blue highlights in it.

"Where are we?" Misty asked, moving closer to Ash.

"I don't know," he replied.

"Perhaps it's just something wrong with the tree."

"But look at the ground! It's yellow!"

This time Misty threw one arm around Ash's neck, shaking in fright.

"Misty, you're choking me. Come on, let go! I need some air!"

"Pi pikachu." Pikachu said, voicing her protests at being wedged in between them.

"Togi togi." Togepi said also.

Finally Pikachu sent a small thunderbolt at Misty.

"Ah! That hurt! Why did you do that, Pikachu?" Misty asked, some of the fear gone from her eyes.

"Pi pika pi!"

"Pikachu said you were crushing him," Ash said with a snicker.

Brock, sensing another argument, said quickly, "Shouldn't we be trying to see if there are other people here?"

"And maybe some food and a warm bed," Misty said hopefully.

"That to. Come on." Brock started to walk as if he could see a trail. After a moment, Ash and Misty, with their two pokemon, followed.