tps omake 2 Author's Notes (9/28): I realized that I have not updated in so long. I truly truly apologize. I just did not have time. I was planning to work on this fic all summer, but I had no time. Actually, I had plty of time, but just as my summer vacatin began, my monitor decided to die on me. I never had time to get it fixed, so it was unfixed until the beginning of July which was when I was informed that it was my monitor, not my computer that was broken. I finally got a new monitor in early July, but by then, I had to start work. All day job. I didn't have time for anyhting. I finally get time on the computer, so I'm writing little by little now cuz of so much schoolwork. I'm guarenteed an hour a night for only one of my classes. Yeah...pretty bad. My computer also decided to wipe itself of a program that was needed to start windows, so everything got erased, including the second version of the omake, which you are currently reading. The next part is created and editted through memory only, so please bear with me. Well, I'd first like to make a few ammendments. My stupid "brother", who is a shithead, had been lying about being Azn Pride. The only reason I believed him was because it actually did sound like him, but with his voice pitch higheer through a voice synthesizer. I yelled at him Korean style. I almost bitchslapped him, but oh well. I will one of these days. Anyway, I just wanted to let you people out there who actually read my story taht i have lots of ideas in my head for other stories, but I have no time to write it down. I'll end up doing it as soon as I finish this story. Thank you all for reading my rambling crap, and please enjoy this story, although I hate it and think it's stupid and it's a waste of all you people's time when you do read it.

Dedications: Dedicated to you, Meddling_Maiden cuz you're such a great friend. Although you are a little preppy (lol j/p) and you have liked the same stupid guy for forever now and still don't have the guts to tell him, and you over achieve, but not as much as what's her face, I still love you like a sister. My Brazilian sister. lol Stay sweet Meddling. Remember that you need more faith in yourself. You're too damn nervous that you'll be wrong, or that you screwed up or something. Oh, and I also dedicate this to Angel of Fantasy who first introduced me the the fanfiction world. She got me into the whole fanfiction thing where I actually write fanfics. I never even knew about them until she told me about them. She's a great writer, and really talented in the fine arts. Well, please review their fics people.

Author's Notes (Again): My computer also decided to wipe itself of a program that was needed to start windows, so everything got erased, including the second version of the omake, which you are currently reading. The next part is created and edited through memory only, so please bear with me. Also, right now, WinWord also decided to perform an illegal operation before I could save part of it, so I might have to rewrite the end.

Omake: Chapter Two


Hiiro looked up, as was his reaction to noise. What greeted him was the beautiful face of Usagi that he had remembered. Even though Hiiro wouldn't admit it, he had longed to see her face so many times while she was supposed as dead. The creamy white of her skin, the rosy hue of her lips, the true color of her eyes, which was the clearest blue he had ever seen- all of these characteristics were vividly pictured in his mind, although he didn't even know it. At that moment, Usagi decided to give him a smile.

"Thanks for coming with me Hiiro. I know you're probably thinking that it's really weird to see a fellow perfect soldier break down because of emotions. Never get this way Hiiro. That's the only advice I can give you. Your heart will be broken many times over; you'll be hurt and scarred for life. The pain of the first time that your heart is broken is unbearable. I would give anything to become like I used to be again, but that requires training, and I don't have the physical requirements for training anymore. Now I know why the doctors voided us of emotions. Emotions are unnecessary and will get in the way. *sigh* Well, I'd like to thank you again."

Hiiro just stared at Usagi, dumbfounded. She seemed so pained, and for some reason, Hiiro felt anger at the person who caused the pain. Hiiro brushed off the feeling, and helped Usagi out of the hotel room to her car.

When the two arrived at the Lamaze class, there were already many couples lying on the mats and practicing their breathing. Usagi led Hiiro to one of the open mats, and she sat down.

"Okay Hiiro, I think you need to sit down first."

Hiiro nodded and sat down. He then helped Usagi get into a comfortable position.

"Well, I guess we just wait until the teacher starts the class." Hiiro nodded in response.

"Okay class, are you ready to begin?" Several yeses were heard throughout the room. All right, partners, sit behind the mommies in a comfortable position where you can help soothe her in the case that it was a real pregnancy."

Hiiro sat behind Usagi, spreading his legs so that she could lean into him.

"Okay, partners, place your hands on the mommies tummies and rub the belly gently. Mommies, lean into the person sitting behind you for support. And now, breathe. Hee hee hee hoo. Hee hee hee hoo." Usagi nervously leaned back into Hiiro. He leaned forward, and hesitantly placed his hands on Usagi's stomach. He was so concentrated on doing this right, he was doing it wrong. Usagi placed her hands on Hiiro's hands, and lead him in a gentle circular motion around her stomach. After a while, Hiiro caught on, and Usagi let go. He had his head on her left shoulder and Usagi had her head on Hiiro's right chest. Usagi could feel Hiiro's hot breath on her neck, as she had six months ago on the balcony of one Quatre's rooms. In her comfort, Usagi had her eyes closed, doing her breathing, and stopped when she felt something.

"Hiiro! Did you feel that? The baby kicked! It's never done that before! Look, feel."

Usagi led Hiiro's hands to the spot where the baby kicked. The baby kicked again. Usagi had a big smile on her face. The teacher chose that moment to come by.

"The baby kicked? Well, congratulations. You will be the proud parents of that baby soon, ne? Well, you kids are so young and probably in love. Congratulations, again. You kids make the cutest couple." Usagi blushed.

"He's not my husband, or the father of this child. Just a friend."

"Oh, then my apologies. But I could sense a closeness between you two. Maybe it was your friendship. I can't even tell these days." The teacher walked off.

"Okay, class, stand up in a dancing position, just like you would stand dancing to a slow song at a high school dance. Mommies, put your arms around the neck of your partner, and partners, place your arms around the mommies' waists for support. Partners, start slow dancing with the mommies in place, while continuing to breathe. Remember, hee hee hee hoo. Hee hee hee hoo."

Hiiro stood up, and then helped Usagi up. The two got into the position as stated and started slowly dancing in place while Usagi breathed. She placed her head on Hiiro's chest again, closing her eyes and breathing as told. Usagi was listening to Hiiro's calm, steady heartbeat, never losing it's pace once.

Hiiro stared down at the girl, no woman, who had her head on his chest. She seemed like she was in a trance, calm, breathing the way she was told by the instructor. Unconsciously, Hiiro stiffened his body. Hiiro could feel it. It was coming back. Any moment now…3, 2, 1, 'Hello! How is my best friend? Go away. Please, can't I stay just this once? Give my just two minutes, or at least until Usagi gets her head off your chest. Wait a minute, what is Usagi doing with her head on your chest? Wait, what are all these people doing here? And why are there so many pregnant women? No, don't tell me. You're at a Lamaze class with Usagi? Oh, and I suppose you thought of that all by yourself. Well, actually, I kinda got it through little messages from your, how do I put it in terms you'll understand…memory card. Figures. What? Are you trying to imply something? Yeah, but if you had half a brain, you would have figured that out by now. Would you be quiet? I do have half a brain. Go away. Again with the go away. I'll leave this time, but don't guarantee it for next time.

While dancing with Usagi, Hiiro felt cold. It wasn't cold as in body temperature, but cold because there was something on his neck. Hiiro realized what it was. The coldness was a painful reminder of Usagi's commitment to someone else. The two rings on her left hand had touched Hiiro's neck, stinging him not physically, but emotionally. Hiiro pushed the feelings aside and turned his attention to the task before him.

Usagi stood there, and rested her head against Hiiro's chest. She had been feeling uneasy about the entire "bringing Mr. Perfect Soldier" to a Lamaze class, but surprisingly, he turned out to be a very good partner. At least he didn't complain; actually, he didn't really say anything at all. His breathing could use a little work; he really needed to try to attempt to breathe, but she couldn't blame him. Come on, who would think of Yui Hiiro, breathing the correct way, hell, any way besides a quiet steady one only when necessary, at a Lamaze class? The thought almost made her laugh.

Usagi decided to do a nice gesture. Resting her head against him was her way of thanking Hiiro. He stiffened, an expected reaction, so Usagi shifted her arms into a more comfortable position around Hiiro's neck, telling him to relax. Surprisingly, Hiiro's body stiffened more, now seeming to push her off. Usagi resorted to the last thing: talking.

"It's okay Hiiro. I won't kill you, like I threatened to so many times. You can relax," Usagi whispered into Hiiro's ear with a little mirth. Hiiro was not going to give in. He was determined to keep his aloof exterior.

Just then, the instructor announced that the class was over. Usagi removed her arms from around Hiiro's neck, and Hiiro removed his arms from Usagi's waist.

"I'm a little hungry. Do you mind if we get something to eat?"

Hiiro nodded in a negative.

"Great! Let's go to Jack in the Box. That place is really good."

The pair walked out of the building and into Usagi's black Yukon with oversized tires (A.N.: I love this car! It's so beautiful! This is one of my dream cars, and it's affordable. ^_^). Hiiro helped Usagi into the car because she couldn't quite get her legs onto the booster. Hiiro had to lift her into the car. Hiiro drove them to the nearest Jack in the Box, and as soon as they got there, Usagi went straight for the counter and ordered their food.

"I'll have one of everything on your menu," Usagi said with a dazzling smile. The cashier looked a little confused, but she noticed her big belly and smiled.

"Anything else?" the cashier asked.

"Number nine," Hiiro said in monotone. (A.N.: Chicken fajita pita baby! With seasoned curly fries! *Drool* I love Jack in the Box! Lol ^_^)

"Okay, that'll be $65.79. (A.N.: Rough estimate.) Is that here or to go?"

"Here," Usagi replied.

Hiiro paid, all the while thanking God that he still had the money that Quatre had given him in case of emergencies. Luckily, the emergency money was a credit card with no limit, and a bunch of cash in small bills.

As soon as their food came out about fifteen minutes later, Usagi dove right in. Hiiro looked at her, wondering when Usagi had time to breathe while she ate. He was eating slowly, after all, he wasn't that hungry.

Usagi had finished her food in a matter of minutes, consuming anything in her way. She was licking off her fingers, ready to eat more, when she realized, there was nothing left. She looked towards Hiiro, who had eaten barely half of his chicken fajita pita and had hardly touched his seasoned curly fries. She looked on with interest. It looked so good, so eatable. Drool started to form on the side of her mouth. She decided to grab a fry. It was all a matter of timing. 'Three…two…one…' Usagi reached for the fries, but as soon as her hand was going to make contact, Hiiro grabbed her wrist. Usagi pulled back, sat in her seat, and pouted.

Hiiro saw her hand coming. It was a dead giveaway as soon as the drool formed around her mouth. He knew how she was going to react, so he grabbed her wrist right as she was about to take one of his fries. She retreated and just pouted like a five-year old child. It was quite amusing, almost enough to make you laugh. Almost. Then, Hiiro had a plan formed in his head. He almost smirked.

Hiiro grabbed his chicken fajita pita, and bit down into it as slow as possible. Then he took a nice big sip of his soda. Hiiro then took a fry from the container and slowly ate it, stretching the curls after every bite. Usagi looked on in the funniest way. Every time Hiiro took a bite of food, her eyes widened, and she leaned in closer and closer to the food. As soon as Hiiro finished said fry, Usagi had a smile on her face.

"Hiiro, may I have just one fry, please?" Usagi asked in the sweetest voice possible, along with a dazzling smile. Hiiro almost gave in, but he was the Perfect Soldier and he knew her game.

"Hn." Translation: Get your own.

"But I don't want to get my own! I just ate one of everything on their menu! What would I look like going up there and getting myself more stuff? I'll get fat!" Usagi whined.

"Hnn." Translation: I don't care. Usagi's eyes automatically started to water, and Hiiro immediately regretted saying that.

"So you think I'm fat? Is that what you're saying? Thanks a lot Hiiro," Usagi said with a shaken voice and started to cry. Hiiro knew that Usagi was going through a mood swing, but the one problem was that he didn't know what to do, so he just sat there like an idiot.

Usagi finally calmed down, knowing that Hiiro probably wouldn't do anything, after all, he had no emotions. She felt like a fool, acting like this. It wasn't her fault; actually it was. She had accepted humanity, and with humanity and pregnancy hormones combined, she would never be her perfect soldier self again for a while. Usagi took a deep breath, and addressed Hiiro.

"Hurry up and finish so we can go. I still need to pack all my stuff," she said nicely.

Hiiro nodded, and quickly finished his food. They were driving back to the hotel when Usagi saw an ice cream store. Ben and Jerry's ice cream store, to be exact. She gasped very audibly.

"Stop!" Hiiro's foot pressed on the brake out of surprise.

"What?" Hiiro asked.

"Ben and Jerry's!" Usagi exclaimed.

Hiiro almost rolled his eyes and turned to go to the store. The two got their ice cream and about two corner stores, the grocery store for Usagi to get food for the night, and the video store to rent videos later, the two finally made it to the hotel room.

Hiiro had about the craziest night in his life. He had never really gone into a grocery store before, let alone a video store. He never had any need to. Any time the pilots ended up watching a movie, it had always been Duo and Quatre that went out to get the movie.

Hiiro helped Usagi out of her car once more when the two arrived in the hotel parking lot. Usagi grabbed all her bags and headed up to her room with Hiiro. People were looking at the pair from all directions, giving them smiles from all around. Hiiro just returned the smiles with death glares, and Usagi just smiled back.

After Usagi got the keys to her room and unlocked the door, Hiiro escorted her into her room and turned to leave.

"Wait, Hiiro. Why don't you stay the night and watch a movie with me? There's lots of junk food to pig out on!" Usagi said with a smile before she realized who she was actually talking to.

"…" was Hiiro's articulate response.

"You know what? Forget it. I'm perfectly capable of protecting myself, although I'm six months pregnant. I'm sure I can still shoot a gun, although I've gotten a little rusty in the past three months without practice. I'm sure no robbers will want to come and rob a supposed rich woman in a large, expensive hotel with a lot of money. I mean, it can't be that bad for a pregnant woman to be sleeping by herself in a large hotel room all by herself without protection…" Usagi trailed off. She hid the smirk that almost came upon her face. It was a last attempt, but it was worth a shot. The guilt trip usually worked on Setsuna, but Setsuna was a different story. This was Yui Hiiro, Perfect Soldier.

Hiiro stared at Usagi. He was not expecting her to pull something that Duo had tried so many times, but Usagi was much more convincing than Duo, although he, the Perfect Soldier, would never fall for it. He decided to give her a piece of his mind.

"I'm sure you can aim and shoot a person square in-between the eyes fifty meters away if you really wanted to," was Hiiro's response in a very cold, monotone voice that could even get Duo to shut up. He stared at her blankly, glaring. Sure, the answer was twenty-one words and a contraction too long, but what did he care?

Usagi was almost taken aback by his response. It almost scared her. 'Is this what I looked like when I was an assassin myself? Sure you did. Are you serious? Yup. So this is the look that so many people saw before they died at my hands. A pity, isn't it? Yeah…I should get Hiiro out of the look. It's creepy. Yeah well, you can't really change a lot about people, ne? By the way, what about Keigo? What about him? Oh, never mind. I swear, sometimes, I could just…' Humanity's sentence was cut off as Usagi pushed her out of her mind.

"Never mind. I'll just watch the movie tomorrow."

"Better yet, call Winner," came Hiiro's cold voice once again. He almost felt bad for giving the assassin voice to Usagi, but what could he say? It was all part of the game. 'After all, all's fair in love and war. You again? When did you come back? This morning. No, scratch that. This afternoon. Remember, I came to visit you for about two seconds at the mall? Yeah, whatever. You know what? You should make friends with Usagi. If you can't have her as a lover because of this Keigo guy, then you might as well have her as a friend. It's better than nothing. What is it with you and trying to set me up with her? It's not that. I just see her humanity right in front of me in a real form. I'm glad she got accepted. Why don't you accept me? I'll let you be Perfect Soldier when need be, and then I'll just be a lighter side of you when you're not in public. Go away. Fine. Just remember, my offer's still up for grabs.' Hiiro mentally sighed. He turned back to Usagi. She had said something that he didn't catch.

"Come again?" Hiiro asked.

"Fine, I will call Quatre. Maybe he'll be nice enough to have a sort of slumber party with me. Or you know what? Duo might be more fun." Usagi smiled a mischievous smile that could not lead to good things. Usagi picked up the phone to call Quatre, but then realized that she didn't know his phone number.

"Uh…Hiiro? What's Quatre's phone number?" Usagi asked sheepishly.

"555-2642."

Usagi dialed, and waited for someone to answer.

"Hello?" asked Quatre's voice.

"Hi, Quatre?" Usagi asked.

"Oh, hello Usagi. What can I help you with?"

"Uh…I was wondering if you or Duo would like to join me tonight for an all out junk food and movie fest."

"Sorry, Usagi, but all of us, except Hiiro are either working tonight or protecting Ririna. Oh, is Hiiro there with you by any chance?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Tell him that if he should return to the mansion tonight, Ririna will be there waiting for him. Also that it's Duo and Trowa's turn to watch her. And if he wants to come to the office, tell him there's a nice stack of papers waiting for him."

"Okay. Hold on. Usagi turns toward Hiiro. Hey Hiiro, before you leave, Quatre says, there's a virus at the mansion, and there's a nice wasted tree and computer ink waiting for you at the office. Or you could just stay here with me and watch a movie."

Hiiro inwardly groaned. Ririna, paperwork, or a movie with a pregnant woman. Guess which one he picked.

"Hn." Translation. Fine, I'll stay here tonight.

"K. Hey, Quatre? Hiiro says he's staying here. I don't think that the thought of a night with Ririna or one buried in paperwork appealed to him. Well, I'll see you tomorrow morning. Bye."

"Bye Usagi. And try not to torture Hiiro too badly."

"Okay. Bye."

"Bye."

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"So, Hiiro, are you up for watching Titanic?"

Hiiro inwardly groaned again and sat down on the couch in front of the television that came with the hotel room. Usagi stood up from her position on the chair that she didn't even realize she was sitting on while talking to Quatre on the telephone. She went to the kitchen to prepare her ice cream. She came back with two bowls. She placed them on the coffee table in front of Hiiro and brought over the rest of the bags to the same table.

"All right…ground rules for my tiny party. One, you do not finish the ice cream. I swear, that food will be the death of me, and if you touch it, it will be the death of you. It's my biggest weakness. Two, have fun!"

Hiiro just stared at her. He had never had this so called "fun" in his entire life. He didn't even know what it was. (A.N.: You know what thought comes to my mind? I remember a long time ago, I was watching TV with my younger brother, and it was on Nickelodeon. Well, there was this show, Spongebob Squarepants, and he sang this song about fun, and it made me laugh at the idiocy because the poor guy who Spongebob was singing to was this evil little plankton thing that had to "befriend" him to get the crazy secret recipe. "F is for the friends that do stuff together, U is for you and me…" Excuse my insanity. I have multiple personalities.)

Usagi looked at Hiiro. She could tell what was going on in his mind, after all, she was the same at one point in her life. 'He's thinking of fun, and what it is. He's so confused at this point. This is classic. I wish I had a camera. That was a perfect Kodak moment when his nose wrinkled the tiniest bit when I mentioned Titanic. I wouldn't have noticed it, but thanks to my instinct of noticing every detail, I caught it. lol I know. So, what's shaking? Nothing much here. You? Well, I went to Lamaze class with Hiiro. How'd you manage to get him to go with you? Quatre. Oh, I see. Yeah. So, what's up with Keigo? Why do you ask? Just curious. You of all people should know that by now. Yeah. Well, Keigo is Keigo. What do you mean by that? Search through my memory banks. You'll find it swimming in there somewhere. K, I'll be back. Later. Bye.'

Usagi almost shook her head at her idiocy. Here she was, an ex-assassin talking to her humanity. How ironic life was. Then again, she had just gone to Lamaze class, Jack in the Box, Ben and Jerry's ice Cream Shop (A.N.: I've never had Ben and Jerry's…I know…I'm totally deprived…but I heard it was so good. Especially Chunky Monkey or something.), grocery shopping, and movie picking with Yui Hiiro. Yui Hiiro, of all people.

Usagi put the DVD in the player and started watching the movie. Hiiro looked like he was going to fall asleep within the first ten minutes. Usagi almost laughed. She continued watching the movie while eating ice cream, potato chips, chocolate, pizza that she had just ordered because she was hungry, various flavored chips, and of course, candy. She was having so much fun. By the time that Jack had died, Usagi was all teary eyed and blowing her nose into a tissue. It wasn't her fault that being pregnant made you act crazy and change moods quickly. Usagi turned around to the couch, because she was sitting on the floor, to see how Hiiro was doing.

Hiiro was sleeping. She didn't know when he fell asleep, but her best guess was somewhere near the beginning. He looked so sweet and innocent when he slept. Almost like an innocent baby. Usagi stood up to brush the wild bangs out of Hiiro's face, but just as her hand touched his hair, Hiiro grabbed Usagi's wrist and pulled his gun to her forehead within a fraction of a second. Usagi turned back to Perfect Soldier mode, and just as Hiiro grabbed her wrist, Usagi pulled her own gun and placed the barrel in-between Hiiro's eyes. The two just stayed in that position, glaring at each other. The two realized who they were about to shoot and let go, but hesitantly, being as their assassin side didn't trust anyone, no matter who he or she was at any given time.


Author's Notes (9/29): Hello people! I know, I know. Not much of a cliffhanger, but oh well. I'm turning soft on you guys. This chapter is so mush mush! I don't like it, but here I go and post it anyway. What an idiot (talking to myself)! Anyway, Please review my fic if you want, writing whatever crap you want. I don't care if you put the words "you suck major ass!", but please put something. Also, I decided that I would do a little advertising. My friend Meddling_Maiden is a really really good writer, but she has no confidence. I would like to request everyone who actually reads my fic to read her poems and review them, but please don't giver her any flames, or else I just might not post anymore. mwhahahahaha....evil, I know. I want her to get reviews, so please review her. Or else...I won't post. I know...two threats from an author of a crappy fic. Please do review her work. It's really good and descriptive. Also review my friend Angel of Fantasy's work. She's also a great writer! I have too many friends that are great writers, and yet, none of the great writing rubs off on me and I'm forced to write crappy fanfiction for you very nice people out there.

~Infinite_Tenshi