Clu-Muse paused, "My this tutorial is long, isn't it?"
He moved to the front of the stage to where Carey was standing.
"Hey bro," he said.
"What's up, Clu?" said Carey, a smile crossing his face.
"Kiss him!!!!" cried Roger.
"No, no, no," said Claire, "There will be no incest in my story, go in the corner."
Roger frowned, "Make me."
"That's it!!!!" cried Claire as they began to fight again.
Carey stared at them and shrugged, "Okay, I'm here to talk about flames."
He held up a long scroll of papyrus.
"Why papyrus?" asked Clu-Muse, adjusting his fig leaf.
"Because I like it," said Claire mid-scuffle.
Carey sighed, "Okay, flames. Flames are written by people with small brains who don't know enough not to read a story they know they won't like. They rarely leave an email address, because then their lovely web anonymity would be shattered. They usually don't know how to spell, and they may have passed third grade, but we're not entirely sure of that. I think that's all. Oh, and I love Molly."
"What!!??" said Clu-Muse, staring at his brother.
"I do, I really do. I mean I'm in my prime and so's she, so we're perfect for each other."
"Sure, Carey," said Clu-Muse, "Let's move on."
He walked over to where Fi was standing.
"Nice outfit, Clu," she smirked.
"Clu-Muse," he corrected, "And the fig leaf wasn't my idea."
Claire smirked.
"Anyways," he said, "What are you here to tell us about, Fi?"
She pulled out a slide projector, "Flames, the bane of all existence. I'm going to read you some particularly bad ones."
She clicked the projector, "First, Christine's reviews. For ANNIE, INTERRUPTED:
That was...disturbing. Not funny. I'm disappointed, Christine;
I wish Annie died. You let me down;
Awww... Poor Annie. None off them are crazy, she's right it is the outside world that is. But then again, everyone is crazy n their own way. Shrinks try to 'aolve' other peoples problems because they can't solve their own. It makes them feel better, when they can put people in asylums, it makes them feel powerful. Just my tidbit of craziness for the day. ^_^* PEACE OUT!!! ~Tricia*) –
For E-MAILS TO DISNEY:
Growing PAins is on Fox family on Mondays-Thursdays at 6:00-7:00. So Weird is on Fridays through Sundays at 4:00 Pm and 12:00 AM;
Ok, I think u r a going a little overboard here. I mean the 1st couple chapters were funny, but you keep on going. I think you totally need to get over the whole so weird thing!! It happens!! Shows change or get canceled all the time. I have lost a few of my favorite shows to the untimely death of being cnacelled. BUt I mean, get over it and write astory about So weird if u love it so much, not some crappy fake emails to DIsney!
Whoa girl. You're a little crazy there. – Vickie; are you serious about the voices and do you need a new therapist please email i am curious –snow princess
For IF YOU ONLY KNEW:
Why are there two chapter nines? - ;
For LOVELESS IN L.A.:
not bad for a prude like you;
that totally sucked. it was stupid, saccharine sweet and nausea inducing. like that'll happen. nice fluff, i guess
For REVENGE:
Sucks!!!!! - me
For SWEET DREAMS:
I love this story. Good Job. Well done. The owners of So Weird own the character Jack. You might get into trouble claiming you own Jack. You should take that part out. How do you figure you own the character Jack? Not complaining or anything. No offence. Just wondering."
Fi slumped against the projector, "I'm tired, let someone else talk about the others."
Molly stepped up, "I'll do it."
She clicked the projector, "Tabetha's reviews. Hers aren't as labeled, but, oh well. Here we go.
Uh huh. Whatever you say;
I HATE Annie. She is such a ditz. Hate her!;
Blech!! Yuck yuck yuck. Carey and Molly??? I think not;
that was sweet, but just a bit too weird! MOLLY AND CAREY??!!!!!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???!!!!!!!!;
Please bring carey back what do you have against him i mean isn' so weird about the paranormal be paranormal bring carey back;
Here's a stupid question: What are 'acrostics??? Answere if you want. you know my e-mail- I think. 'Cause you did e-mail me before;
That was such a dumb ending I hate you"
"Lovely," said Molly, "Stupidity is astounding, isn't it?"
Clu-Muse nodded, "Yup, it sure is Mrs. P. Now who's gonna read Roger's reviews?"
Ned stepped up, "I'll read them."
He clicked the projector, "Roger's reviews for his naughty fics. For BEHIND CLOSED DOORS
The teacher gives you an f... now go to the pricipals office for un exemplarary conduct... (principal office door opens and fiery hot flames come out, kingR is pushed into a chair were knived fingers grow and stick all his limps to the chair. KingR screams in pain. He looks across the football feild sized office to find a desk and grotesquely large chair facing the away from him. the chair turns around to reveal freddy Kreuger,.. He looks at KingR "DETENTION... FOR ALL ETERNITY" he laughes in his dark demonic voice, then walks slowly but terrifieingly arcross the huge office toward KingR his knived hand glinting in the flames of the office walls were blood covered limbs and body parts decorate the walls, some bodies still alive and writhing in agony KingR screams... the door to the office closes and we see nothing but the outside of the door, but we still hear KingR scream as Freddy nears, then KingR sreams, we hear tearing flesh. KingR still screams as the office and its door dissapear from sight... ...Teacher is now satisfied...
For INTERWEAVED
this is sick, dont ever ever write nething like this again, Im gunna thro up;
hey, this is the "ummm" girl, look for one thing Im not a prude, I just have a mind. F'real I really DID slightly thro up once I "read" this..... I didnt even read the whole thing. This was sick, wrong, and just totally off....... I cant believe people actually find this stuff amusing..... this fact disturbs me;
That was horrible. I can't believe people write this stuff. Its not right. Especially with characters from TV. Please, next time write about that stuff from another topic. Not So Weird. Little children watch this show! Uh..that is sick!;
well, some parts of this story are kind of really good. but some parts (mainly the sex scenes) sound like a four year old wrote them. they are very choppy and unbelievable and forced. i give this story a 2/f case some is good but some sucks;
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? YOU ARE RETARDED. WHY TAKE AN INNOCENT, DISNEY, CHILDREN'S SHOW AND TURN IT INTO THIS PORN FLICK? I AM SORRY BUT YOU'RE A PERVERTED, BITCHY, DICKY PRICK."
Ned's eyes widened, "Roger, you write about…"
But Roger was arguing with Fi about laptops and didn't hear him.
"Okay," said Clu-Muse, "To recap, review a fic. Do not flame. I kissed Jack, and Carey is in love with Molly."
"Hey!!!" came an angry voice.
Clu-Muse turned, "Yes?"
Tabetha walked up, "Christine got Jack, Roger got to see Jack and you kiss, Claire got to beat up Annie, what do I get?"
A kitchen appeared on stage.
"You, Tabetha, get to bake an apple pie with green apples!!!" Clu-Muse cried, adjusting his fig leaf, "Dang, this chafes…"
Tabetha walked over to the counter and sighed, "I guess it's better than nothing."
She was about to start coring an apple when Conrad appeared, a note in his mouth.
"Hmmm?" said Tabetha, picking up the note, "Hello, I am Conrad. Annie scares me so much that I want you to become my permanent master."
"I get Conrad!!!!!!???" she cried, "Wahoo with a side of Yahoo!!! Forget the pie, come on, Conrad."
They left, leaving Clu-Muse standing there with a confused look on his face.
"Um, well, okay, I guess that's it. Enjoy reviewing and good luck!! Wha…Claire? What're you doing? Hey, don't…AAAAHHHH!!!!!! Come back here with my leaf!!!!!"
End
He moved to the front of the stage to where Carey was standing.
"Hey bro," he said.
"What's up, Clu?" said Carey, a smile crossing his face.
"Kiss him!!!!" cried Roger.
"No, no, no," said Claire, "There will be no incest in my story, go in the corner."
Roger frowned, "Make me."
"That's it!!!!" cried Claire as they began to fight again.
Carey stared at them and shrugged, "Okay, I'm here to talk about flames."
He held up a long scroll of papyrus.
"Why papyrus?" asked Clu-Muse, adjusting his fig leaf.
"Because I like it," said Claire mid-scuffle.
Carey sighed, "Okay, flames. Flames are written by people with small brains who don't know enough not to read a story they know they won't like. They rarely leave an email address, because then their lovely web anonymity would be shattered. They usually don't know how to spell, and they may have passed third grade, but we're not entirely sure of that. I think that's all. Oh, and I love Molly."
"What!!??" said Clu-Muse, staring at his brother.
"I do, I really do. I mean I'm in my prime and so's she, so we're perfect for each other."
"Sure, Carey," said Clu-Muse, "Let's move on."
He walked over to where Fi was standing.
"Nice outfit, Clu," she smirked.
"Clu-Muse," he corrected, "And the fig leaf wasn't my idea."
Claire smirked.
"Anyways," he said, "What are you here to tell us about, Fi?"
She pulled out a slide projector, "Flames, the bane of all existence. I'm going to read you some particularly bad ones."
She clicked the projector, "First, Christine's reviews. For ANNIE, INTERRUPTED:
That was...disturbing. Not funny. I'm disappointed, Christine;
I wish Annie died. You let me down;
Awww... Poor Annie. None off them are crazy, she's right it is the outside world that is. But then again, everyone is crazy n their own way. Shrinks try to 'aolve' other peoples problems because they can't solve their own. It makes them feel better, when they can put people in asylums, it makes them feel powerful. Just my tidbit of craziness for the day. ^_^* PEACE OUT!!! ~Tricia*) –
For E-MAILS TO DISNEY:
Growing PAins is on Fox family on Mondays-Thursdays at 6:00-7:00. So Weird is on Fridays through Sundays at 4:00 Pm and 12:00 AM;
Ok, I think u r a going a little overboard here. I mean the 1st couple chapters were funny, but you keep on going. I think you totally need to get over the whole so weird thing!! It happens!! Shows change or get canceled all the time. I have lost a few of my favorite shows to the untimely death of being cnacelled. BUt I mean, get over it and write astory about So weird if u love it so much, not some crappy fake emails to DIsney!
Whoa girl. You're a little crazy there. – Vickie; are you serious about the voices and do you need a new therapist please email i am curious –snow princess
For IF YOU ONLY KNEW:
Why are there two chapter nines? - ;
For LOVELESS IN L.A.:
not bad for a prude like you;
that totally sucked. it was stupid, saccharine sweet and nausea inducing. like that'll happen. nice fluff, i guess
For REVENGE:
Sucks!!!!! - me
For SWEET DREAMS:
I love this story. Good Job. Well done. The owners of So Weird own the character Jack. You might get into trouble claiming you own Jack. You should take that part out. How do you figure you own the character Jack? Not complaining or anything. No offence. Just wondering."
Fi slumped against the projector, "I'm tired, let someone else talk about the others."
Molly stepped up, "I'll do it."
She clicked the projector, "Tabetha's reviews. Hers aren't as labeled, but, oh well. Here we go.
Uh huh. Whatever you say;
I HATE Annie. She is such a ditz. Hate her!;
Blech!! Yuck yuck yuck. Carey and Molly??? I think not;
that was sweet, but just a bit too weird! MOLLY AND CAREY??!!!!!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???!!!!!!!!;
Please bring carey back what do you have against him i mean isn' so weird about the paranormal be paranormal bring carey back;
Here's a stupid question: What are 'acrostics??? Answere if you want. you know my e-mail- I think. 'Cause you did e-mail me before;
That was such a dumb ending I hate you"
"Lovely," said Molly, "Stupidity is astounding, isn't it?"
Clu-Muse nodded, "Yup, it sure is Mrs. P. Now who's gonna read Roger's reviews?"
Ned stepped up, "I'll read them."
He clicked the projector, "Roger's reviews for his naughty fics. For BEHIND CLOSED DOORS
The teacher gives you an f... now go to the pricipals office for un exemplarary conduct... (principal office door opens and fiery hot flames come out, kingR is pushed into a chair were knived fingers grow and stick all his limps to the chair. KingR screams in pain. He looks across the football feild sized office to find a desk and grotesquely large chair facing the away from him. the chair turns around to reveal freddy Kreuger,.. He looks at KingR "DETENTION... FOR ALL ETERNITY" he laughes in his dark demonic voice, then walks slowly but terrifieingly arcross the huge office toward KingR his knived hand glinting in the flames of the office walls were blood covered limbs and body parts decorate the walls, some bodies still alive and writhing in agony KingR screams... the door to the office closes and we see nothing but the outside of the door, but we still hear KingR scream as Freddy nears, then KingR sreams, we hear tearing flesh. KingR still screams as the office and its door dissapear from sight... ...Teacher is now satisfied...
For INTERWEAVED
this is sick, dont ever ever write nething like this again, Im gunna thro up;
hey, this is the "ummm" girl, look for one thing Im not a prude, I just have a mind. F'real I really DID slightly thro up once I "read" this..... I didnt even read the whole thing. This was sick, wrong, and just totally off....... I cant believe people actually find this stuff amusing..... this fact disturbs me;
That was horrible. I can't believe people write this stuff. Its not right. Especially with characters from TV. Please, next time write about that stuff from another topic. Not So Weird. Little children watch this show! Uh..that is sick!;
well, some parts of this story are kind of really good. but some parts (mainly the sex scenes) sound like a four year old wrote them. they are very choppy and unbelievable and forced. i give this story a 2/f case some is good but some sucks;
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? YOU ARE RETARDED. WHY TAKE AN INNOCENT, DISNEY, CHILDREN'S SHOW AND TURN IT INTO THIS PORN FLICK? I AM SORRY BUT YOU'RE A PERVERTED, BITCHY, DICKY PRICK."
Ned's eyes widened, "Roger, you write about…"
But Roger was arguing with Fi about laptops and didn't hear him.
"Okay," said Clu-Muse, "To recap, review a fic. Do not flame. I kissed Jack, and Carey is in love with Molly."
"Hey!!!" came an angry voice.
Clu-Muse turned, "Yes?"
Tabetha walked up, "Christine got Jack, Roger got to see Jack and you kiss, Claire got to beat up Annie, what do I get?"
A kitchen appeared on stage.
"You, Tabetha, get to bake an apple pie with green apples!!!" Clu-Muse cried, adjusting his fig leaf, "Dang, this chafes…"
Tabetha walked over to the counter and sighed, "I guess it's better than nothing."
She was about to start coring an apple when Conrad appeared, a note in his mouth.
"Hmmm?" said Tabetha, picking up the note, "Hello, I am Conrad. Annie scares me so much that I want you to become my permanent master."
"I get Conrad!!!!!!???" she cried, "Wahoo with a side of Yahoo!!! Forget the pie, come on, Conrad."
They left, leaving Clu-Muse standing there with a confused look on his face.
"Um, well, okay, I guess that's it. Enjoy reviewing and good luck!! Wha…Claire? What're you doing? Hey, don't…AAAAHHHH!!!!!! Come back here with my leaf!!!!!"
End