An Anakin Moment: Yellow Oranges?!
Rhea sighed and looked at Anakin. "It's safe, and it makes you feel good!" She repeated.
"I don't know..." Anakin whispered, looking at the fruit.
"Come on... it's really good." Rhea said, grinning at him.
"Well, alright." Anakin, finally said, this girl finally broke donw his barriers.
The 12 year-old girl peeled the yellow, circular fruit. She gave half to Anakin, who was just about 11 now, and had two years under Obi-Wan Kenobi's teachings. She then took half for herself. They both ate thier respective pieces and then went into the crate for more.
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The calmness of the night settled over the Jedi Temple. All the Masters and Padawans where safely tucked away, lightsabers on thier nightables next to their cronos. In Obi-Wan's cabin, there where two empty beds, and one worried Master, waiting up.
"I'll be cast from the Order, and sent to prision for the rest of my life, and thats only *if* they find the body." Obi-wan muttered to himself.
He sighed and sat down.
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Laughing broke the gentle scilence. Anakin looked at Rhea, and said, in a drunken haze, "Your the best lookin Pady-Padyw-Padywan in the temple."
"I know." She said in her own haze and then stubled around, her moveing off in a seperate dircetions. Anakin squited at the door and read outloud the name plate on the door. "Joby-Han Kenoby? Oh, yea... my," Anakin leaned aginst the wall, "M'asa."
Anakin walked forward, pressing the door control, only missing it and walking into the door with a thump. "Oww! Son of a Sith!"
Anakin got up and walked in, yelling, "Joby-Han Kenoby, yellow o-oranges are the best fruit in da uni-una-universe and my name is Babikan Skychalker"
"Yellow what?" Obi-Wan asked, in a quite tone.
Anakin shut up right then. That was his Master's angry tone of voice. "Um...nothin, M'asa!"
"Anakin. Tell me what you consumed." Obi-Wan ground out.
"Jus some 'ellow Oranges, M'asa!" Anakin siad, in the best voice he could.
"Yellow Oranges? And they did that to you?" Obi-Wan asked.
"I'sa guessin so." Anakin said, before holding his stomach.
"Anakin what is-" Obi-Wan asked.
"Mesa gonna puke!" Anakin then ran into the bathroom and hurled.
Obi-Wan chuckled a bit at his use of Jar-Jar talk, but then Anakin's voice called out. "M'asa, you know those slippers that you got from Naboh?"
"Yes...." Obi-Wan said.
"Well, I hope you din like em to much." Anakin replied.
"Oh Anakin! Arghhh!" Obi-Wan got up and ran to the bathroom.
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"Ohhhhh Sith......" Anakin moaned as he woke up.
Obi-Wan stirred next to him, in the chair. "What was that?"
"Master... I feel like... Bantha Poodoo." Anakin said weakly.
"Good. Now I'll go get your Gruel. Yoda said it's best for little, Babikan Skychalkers with upset stomachs." Obi-Wan chuckled.
"Babikan Skychalker?" Anakin asked.
"Yes, that was your name last night, and you Master's name is," Obi-Wan said while pointing a finger to his chest. "Was Jody-Han Kenoby."
"Awwwww Sith...." Anakin said as Obi-Wan left and then came back with the green sludge.
"Now eat up, Babikan."
"Be quite, Jody-Han." Anakin said as he oepened his mouth to accept the gruel.
Anakin chewed, and then turned green. Then he threw up all over his master.
Every Jedi in the temple turned as they heard the loud cry of, "ANAKIN!!!!!" by Obi-Wan.
Rhea sighed and looked at Anakin. "It's safe, and it makes you feel good!" She repeated.
"I don't know..." Anakin whispered, looking at the fruit.
"Come on... it's really good." Rhea said, grinning at him.
"Well, alright." Anakin, finally said, this girl finally broke donw his barriers.
The 12 year-old girl peeled the yellow, circular fruit. She gave half to Anakin, who was just about 11 now, and had two years under Obi-Wan Kenobi's teachings. She then took half for herself. They both ate thier respective pieces and then went into the crate for more.
**********
The calmness of the night settled over the Jedi Temple. All the Masters and Padawans where safely tucked away, lightsabers on thier nightables next to their cronos. In Obi-Wan's cabin, there where two empty beds, and one worried Master, waiting up.
"I'll be cast from the Order, and sent to prision for the rest of my life, and thats only *if* they find the body." Obi-wan muttered to himself.
He sighed and sat down.
**********
Laughing broke the gentle scilence. Anakin looked at Rhea, and said, in a drunken haze, "Your the best lookin Pady-Padyw-Padywan in the temple."
"I know." She said in her own haze and then stubled around, her moveing off in a seperate dircetions. Anakin squited at the door and read outloud the name plate on the door. "Joby-Han Kenoby? Oh, yea... my," Anakin leaned aginst the wall, "M'asa."
Anakin walked forward, pressing the door control, only missing it and walking into the door with a thump. "Oww! Son of a Sith!"
Anakin got up and walked in, yelling, "Joby-Han Kenoby, yellow o-oranges are the best fruit in da uni-una-universe and my name is Babikan Skychalker"
"Yellow what?" Obi-Wan asked, in a quite tone.
Anakin shut up right then. That was his Master's angry tone of voice. "Um...nothin, M'asa!"
"Anakin. Tell me what you consumed." Obi-Wan ground out.
"Jus some 'ellow Oranges, M'asa!" Anakin siad, in the best voice he could.
"Yellow Oranges? And they did that to you?" Obi-Wan asked.
"I'sa guessin so." Anakin said, before holding his stomach.
"Anakin what is-" Obi-Wan asked.
"Mesa gonna puke!" Anakin then ran into the bathroom and hurled.
Obi-Wan chuckled a bit at his use of Jar-Jar talk, but then Anakin's voice called out. "M'asa, you know those slippers that you got from Naboh?"
"Yes...." Obi-Wan said.
"Well, I hope you din like em to much." Anakin replied.
"Oh Anakin! Arghhh!" Obi-Wan got up and ran to the bathroom.
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"Ohhhhh Sith......" Anakin moaned as he woke up.
Obi-Wan stirred next to him, in the chair. "What was that?"
"Master... I feel like... Bantha Poodoo." Anakin said weakly.
"Good. Now I'll go get your Gruel. Yoda said it's best for little, Babikan Skychalkers with upset stomachs." Obi-Wan chuckled.
"Babikan Skychalker?" Anakin asked.
"Yes, that was your name last night, and you Master's name is," Obi-Wan said while pointing a finger to his chest. "Was Jody-Han Kenoby."
"Awwwww Sith...." Anakin said as Obi-Wan left and then came back with the green sludge.
"Now eat up, Babikan."
"Be quite, Jody-Han." Anakin said as he oepened his mouth to accept the gruel.
Anakin chewed, and then turned green. Then he threw up all over his master.
Every Jedi in the temple turned as they heard the loud cry of, "ANAKIN!!!!!" by Obi-Wan.