Snape's Story
by Prathdrake
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There's so many stories out there about why Snape hates Harry and so many more of them telling who Snape really is. I decided to clear up confusion with this little diddy. Its told in Snape's point of view.
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Legal Stuff: All the characters in this story belong to her Highness, JKR. I do no intend to make a profit off this story. It is for entertainment purposes only.
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Hey you, come here! Let me tell you the real story of why I hate Harry Potter.
I didn't hate James Potter. Heck, I was practically his best friend. What has this Rowling gal been telling you?
Yes, it's true that Sirius and Pettigrew played that nasty trick on me. It's them I hate. Not James. He saved me. Why would I be mad at him for that? I practically worship him, though I was involved in his death. I encouraged Sirius to tell where Lily and James Potter lived. Don't get me wrong! I trying to use REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY on him! I was trying to save the Potters! Unfortunately, he was too bright for me and all this hubbub happened. Anyway, that's a different story.
Every day, from year 3 to 7, James and I would go to Hogsmeade and have a bit of Butterbeer. Then we'd go get some Filibuster Fireworks to scare the teachers with. It was great fun!
But now.... ....those days are over *sniffs*. Now we have Harry *looks ferociously*. It seems silly, but the only reason I hate Harry is because... ...well... ...he took my fame from me. Before he came, I was the one slaying giants, saving valuable items and having adventures and junk. When he arrived here, everyone just wanted to look at his scar. Big deal! I have a star-shaped scar on my bunyan. Wanna see?
Narrater: No!
Okay, okay! I catch your drift! Anyway, back to my story...
Then, Harry Potter starts doing all that stuff that I did. Boy, was I furious then. To make matters worse, Dumbledore comes in each week to tease me about it. I can't stand it! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Forget Voldemort. He had nothing to do with the reason why I hated Potter. I was done with that dirty business long before he came to Hogwarts.
Anyway, how would he feel if some boy named... ...uh... ...Larry Otter came to this school and had a crescent moon scar on his cheek and then he started saving people and stuff. Boy! would I like to see that! Maybe I can arrange it. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........
Since teachers can't harm students *shakes his head in disgust*, the only way I can make him feel miserable is to take away points for made-up crimes. It just isn't enough.
I try to get Potter expelled, but Dumbledore says we need him and that I'm just jealous.
Me! Jealous?! Of that dude?! Get real! He only stole my fame and took away my..............
Y'know, I hate to admit it, but Dumbledore's right. I AM jealous! Oh, well, what can I do?
And NO! I am not Potter's uncle or anything! I think we might be 90th cousins, 70 times removed, but that's not close enough for anything! Is it? It can't be 'cause...............
Oh, yes. Where was I? Well, I've got to take some points off Gryffindor and favor Malfoy, don't I? Yes, I do. Goodbye!
THE END
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That was great! This story was dedicated to my little sister, who suggested I do a story like this. Guess what! I actually do know a girl with a crescent moon scar on her cheek. Please review!
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by Prathdrake
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There's so many stories out there about why Snape hates Harry and so many more of them telling who Snape really is. I decided to clear up confusion with this little diddy. Its told in Snape's point of view.
********************************************************************************
Legal Stuff: All the characters in this story belong to her Highness, JKR. I do no intend to make a profit off this story. It is for entertainment purposes only.
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Hey you, come here! Let me tell you the real story of why I hate Harry Potter.
I didn't hate James Potter. Heck, I was practically his best friend. What has this Rowling gal been telling you?
Yes, it's true that Sirius and Pettigrew played that nasty trick on me. It's them I hate. Not James. He saved me. Why would I be mad at him for that? I practically worship him, though I was involved in his death. I encouraged Sirius to tell where Lily and James Potter lived. Don't get me wrong! I trying to use REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY on him! I was trying to save the Potters! Unfortunately, he was too bright for me and all this hubbub happened. Anyway, that's a different story.
Every day, from year 3 to 7, James and I would go to Hogsmeade and have a bit of Butterbeer. Then we'd go get some Filibuster Fireworks to scare the teachers with. It was great fun!
But now.... ....those days are over *sniffs*. Now we have Harry *looks ferociously*. It seems silly, but the only reason I hate Harry is because... ...well... ...he took my fame from me. Before he came, I was the one slaying giants, saving valuable items and having adventures and junk. When he arrived here, everyone just wanted to look at his scar. Big deal! I have a star-shaped scar on my bunyan. Wanna see?
Narrater: No!
Okay, okay! I catch your drift! Anyway, back to my story...
Then, Harry Potter starts doing all that stuff that I did. Boy, was I furious then. To make matters worse, Dumbledore comes in each week to tease me about it. I can't stand it! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Forget Voldemort. He had nothing to do with the reason why I hated Potter. I was done with that dirty business long before he came to Hogwarts.
Anyway, how would he feel if some boy named... ...uh... ...Larry Otter came to this school and had a crescent moon scar on his cheek and then he started saving people and stuff. Boy! would I like to see that! Maybe I can arrange it. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........
Since teachers can't harm students *shakes his head in disgust*, the only way I can make him feel miserable is to take away points for made-up crimes. It just isn't enough.
I try to get Potter expelled, but Dumbledore says we need him and that I'm just jealous.
Me! Jealous?! Of that dude?! Get real! He only stole my fame and took away my..............
Y'know, I hate to admit it, but Dumbledore's right. I AM jealous! Oh, well, what can I do?
And NO! I am not Potter's uncle or anything! I think we might be 90th cousins, 70 times removed, but that's not close enough for anything! Is it? It can't be 'cause...............
Oh, yes. Where was I? Well, I've got to take some points off Gryffindor and favor Malfoy, don't I? Yes, I do. Goodbye!
THE END
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That was great! This story was dedicated to my little sister, who suggested I do a story like this. Guess what! I actually do know a girl with a crescent moon scar on her cheek. Please review!
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