Disclaimer: i dont own ne of these characters, blah blah blah (man, u all no it!). neways, i was REALLY bored so i decided to write this really weird rap. i dont think of pokemon like that or nething, im just bein stupid. rated PG13 for swearing and plz dont all go yellin at ya mummy, "MUMMY!! THE KID ON THE INTERNET SWORE!!"

Kick it kick it
kiss my ass
kiss my ass
coz pokemon are bad yeah
pokemon are bad yeah
POKEMON ARE BAD BAD BAD
bad to the bone
just like a cubone
yelling for attention
chikorita gets a mention
laughin now
laughin now
ha ha ha
you live your life in fear of the pension
ash is gettin down yeah
misty's gettin thrown yeah
and tracey's gettin stoned yeah
brocks gettin screwed
by a hitmonlee
coz pokemon are bad yeah
pokemon are bad yeah
POKEMON ARE BAD BAD BAD
bad to leaf
just like bulbasaur
look at im now, goin for it roar!
squirtle, yeah, goin crazy with a stick
which one, you say, lets say his dick
gettin on baby, look at them go
charizard and primeape, whoa whoa whoa!
grotty thought grotty thought
SHALL WE MOVE ALONG?
(yeah! yeah! yeah yeah yeah!)
coz pokemon are bad yeah
pokemon are bad yeah
POKEMON ARE BAD BAD BAD
bad to the stone
take a look at geodude
heated up by vulpix
going for the - oh sick!
onix, hey, you have it or you dont
hes goin on baby, running out the remote
look its master bruno
man hes playin uno
sittin there sittin there
WHOA WHOA WHOA!!
coz pokemon are bad yeah
pokemon are bad yeah
POKEMON ARE BAD BAD BAD
bad to water right
stayu on the left and starmie on the right (right?)
look at them dance all those cool moves
rappin on the gym floor drinking heaps of booze
psyduck, whoa, would ya look at dat!
flyin, man, flyin
man hes in a mood
man hes such a dude
go the black sunnies he nicked em off squirtle
shit shit shit now hes rootin a turtle
LETS MOVE ALONG SHALL WE?
(yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah!)
coz pokemon are bad, yeah
pokemon are bad, yeah
POKEMON ARE BAD BAD BAD
ten years on were further down the track
following ash and his pokemon crap
pikachu got layed and left five years before
brock and tracey ran out the door
now its ash and misty
now its ash and misty
now its asd and misty yeah yeah yeah
look at what they're doin man
fuckin on the grass what a sham
go misty go misty
oh oh GROSS
now ash is really at a loss
coz now they're makin babies
now they'er makin babies
makin (no wait) HAVIN babies
well well well what have we here
ash and mistys kid with orange-black hair
bloody hell, its a major freak!
look at those - EUGH! eek eek EEK!
an they called it halloween yeah
they called it halloween yeah
halloween ketchum the najor freak
now its the new kid on the street
and pikachu is back but it runs with a squeak
coz pokemon are bad yeah
pokemon are bad yeah
POKEMON ARE BAD BAD BAD
so here we are
they end of my rap
look at me go
this five minute crap
just forget you ever read dis
forget you ever read dis
FORGET YOU EVER READ THIS!!
coz pokemon are bad yeah
pokemon are bad yeah
POKEMON ARE BAD BAD BAD
(YEAH!)

so there you go.