Title: The Ririna Song
Author: Tasuki-chan
Rating: Oh, I don't know~, how about a nice, round G?
Warnings: None, of course! Why, you silly geese! Of course there's no warning - everyone know how much I simply adore Ririna-sama!
Notes: Welcome, Ririna-lovers~! I have joined your ranks! I can't believe I ever disliked Ririna-sama! Ririna-points to anyone who can figure out what song this is a spoof of! No, I'm sorry to report that this song doesn't really exist, but oh well. Oh, and Ririna-points are redeemable for a self-rendered picture of Ririna-sama!
Disclaimer: No, unfortunately, I do not own Ririna-sama or Gundam Wing, or I would make it sooooo obvious who Heero-kun really~ likes! I simply just don't know HOW those disgusting yaoi lovers see it!
Well, without further ado-
The Ririna Song!
By Tasuki-chan (the Ririna-sama lover)
Weeeeel...
Ririna's a bitch; she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls...
On Monday she's a bitch!
On Tuesday she's a bitch!
And on Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch!
Then on Sunday, just to be different -
She's a super king Kamehameha biatch!
Have you ever met my "friend" Ririna?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair!
She's a b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bitch!
B-b-b-b-b-b-bitch!
She's a stupid bitch!
Ririna's a bitch -
And she's such a dirty bitch!
Talk to kids around the world
And it might go a little bit something like this -
*random mumbo jumbo about Ririna being a bitch in several different languages*
Have you ever met my "friend" Ririna?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair!
She's a b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bitch!
*collective gasp from audience*
B-b-b-b-b-b-bitch
She's a stupid bitch!
Ririna's a bitch -
And she's such a dirty bitch!
I really mean it!
Ririna!
She's a big, fat, fuckin',
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!
Well, have you ever met Ririna?!
Yeah!
Chaa!
*eeeeeeeeevil grin* Oh, I just HAD to get this off my chest! *dodges flames* Aw, come on, don't tell me you actually BELIEVED me at the beginning?! *shakes head* That is why you like Ririna...
Author: Tasuki-chan
Rating: Oh, I don't know~, how about a nice, round G?
Warnings: None, of course! Why, you silly geese! Of course there's no warning - everyone know how much I simply adore Ririna-sama!
Notes: Welcome, Ririna-lovers~! I have joined your ranks! I can't believe I ever disliked Ririna-sama! Ririna-points to anyone who can figure out what song this is a spoof of! No, I'm sorry to report that this song doesn't really exist, but oh well. Oh, and Ririna-points are redeemable for a self-rendered picture of Ririna-sama!
Disclaimer: No, unfortunately, I do not own Ririna-sama or Gundam Wing, or I would make it sooooo obvious who Heero-kun really~ likes! I simply just don't know HOW those disgusting yaoi lovers see it!
Well, without further ado-
The Ririna Song!
By Tasuki-chan (the Ririna-sama lover)
Weeeeel...
Ririna's a bitch; she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls...
On Monday she's a bitch!
On Tuesday she's a bitch!
And on Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch!
Then on Sunday, just to be different -
She's a super king Kamehameha biatch!
Have you ever met my "friend" Ririna?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair!
She's a b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bitch!
B-b-b-b-b-b-bitch!
She's a stupid bitch!
Ririna's a bitch -
And she's such a dirty bitch!
Talk to kids around the world
And it might go a little bit something like this -
*random mumbo jumbo about Ririna being a bitch in several different languages*
Have you ever met my "friend" Ririna?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair!
She's a b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bitch!
*collective gasp from audience*
B-b-b-b-b-b-bitch
She's a stupid bitch!
Ririna's a bitch -
And she's such a dirty bitch!
I really mean it!
Ririna!
She's a big, fat, fuckin',
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!
Well, have you ever met Ririna?!
Yeah!
Chaa!
*eeeeeeeeevil grin* Oh, I just HAD to get this off my chest! *dodges flames* Aw, come on, don't tell me you actually BELIEVED me at the beginning?! *shakes head* That is why you like Ririna...