Strike!
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Again we thank kt-chan marshmallows and the ultimate good thing SUGAR!!!!
*hums the batman theme tune replacing batman with sugar*
It was one of those days. General Hammond could tell from th emoment he woke up and all the coffee was gone (current position unknown.... although daniel looked very chiry this morning.....). Going into the control room with a view of the gate he began to wonder what else could go wrong..........
It was now lunch time and things were the same. bad. the sgteams 4, 5 and 6 were in the infirmary because of a flu-bug, The coffee machine had now completley packed up, he was sure jack was planning a prank and he wasn't feeeling to good himself.
That was when the alert happened. rushing to the control room overlooking the gate he shouted out some orders trying to find out who was coming through
'There's no signal sir!' one man shouted
'Open the iris!' that was teal'c 'i feel no Goa'uld energy'
'do as he says' commanded Hammoned *things couldn't get anyworse than they already were could they????*
oh how wrong he was....................
A girl stumbled through. She had honey coloured hair blue eyes and was wearing what appeared to be a harem costume. she had a blue bead in the centre of her forehead that was secured there by a silver chain.
'I wish to speak to your leader' that was from the other person who had come through..............Apophis
'Didn't we kill you?' asked jack
'i am invincible MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!' laughed a Apophis
the girl now looked very frightened her silvery top changed colour to a bright purple before flashing back to silver as the guards surrounded them.
'We are here to negotiate ' she called out 'my master bid me bring you a message for the goa'uld and you'
'she is right we wish for a rise in our pay levels' stated apophis in his oh so impressive voice. 'As of now we are on strike!'
'And my masters are taking over' chirped the girl
The sg team was stunned
Pay rise?
Strike ?
Take over?
'Who are your masters ?' inquired general hammond a true army man to the core.
'The ESM' replied the girl
'ESM?' shouted jack 'WHAT THE ******* HELL IS SHE GOING ON ABOUT?????'
'The Evil Space Monkeys who want the Bannannas!' she smiled 'they work for peanuts!'
'For crying out loud!'
Those last words echoed in the general's ears as he blinked and opened his eyes unaware they'd been shut. He looked up from his slumped position in his chair to see carters worried face. it had all been a dream. he felt relief wash over him.
'Are you okay sir? you seem to have caught the flu-bug going around'
'You know Major Carter i think i'm going to go down and be checked out'
the rest of sg1 looked stunned as he walked out.
then turned to a girl in a slave outfit in the corner
'So what your saying is, if we give them enough bannannas they'll go away???'
'Oh yes' she replied 'and peanuts too!!!!'
the end!
hahahahahahahahahaa GO ON FLAME ME!!!!!!! IT'LL KEEP ME WARM IN THE BRITISH WINTER!!!!!!!!
bee
Disclaimer : they belong to ME!!!!!!!! *has fingers crossed* teehee
Again we thank kt-chan marshmallows and the ultimate good thing SUGAR!!!!
*hums the batman theme tune replacing batman with sugar*
It was one of those days. General Hammond could tell from th emoment he woke up and all the coffee was gone (current position unknown.... although daniel looked very chiry this morning.....). Going into the control room with a view of the gate he began to wonder what else could go wrong..........
It was now lunch time and things were the same. bad. the sgteams 4, 5 and 6 were in the infirmary because of a flu-bug, The coffee machine had now completley packed up, he was sure jack was planning a prank and he wasn't feeeling to good himself.
That was when the alert happened. rushing to the control room overlooking the gate he shouted out some orders trying to find out who was coming through
'There's no signal sir!' one man shouted
'Open the iris!' that was teal'c 'i feel no Goa'uld energy'
'do as he says' commanded Hammoned *things couldn't get anyworse than they already were could they????*
oh how wrong he was....................
A girl stumbled through. She had honey coloured hair blue eyes and was wearing what appeared to be a harem costume. she had a blue bead in the centre of her forehead that was secured there by a silver chain.
'I wish to speak to your leader' that was from the other person who had come through..............Apophis
'Didn't we kill you?' asked jack
'i am invincible MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!' laughed a Apophis
the girl now looked very frightened her silvery top changed colour to a bright purple before flashing back to silver as the guards surrounded them.
'We are here to negotiate ' she called out 'my master bid me bring you a message for the goa'uld and you'
'she is right we wish for a rise in our pay levels' stated apophis in his oh so impressive voice. 'As of now we are on strike!'
'And my masters are taking over' chirped the girl
The sg team was stunned
Pay rise?
Strike ?
Take over?
'Who are your masters ?' inquired general hammond a true army man to the core.
'The ESM' replied the girl
'ESM?' shouted jack 'WHAT THE ******* HELL IS SHE GOING ON ABOUT?????'
'The Evil Space Monkeys who want the Bannannas!' she smiled 'they work for peanuts!'
'For crying out loud!'
Those last words echoed in the general's ears as he blinked and opened his eyes unaware they'd been shut. He looked up from his slumped position in his chair to see carters worried face. it had all been a dream. he felt relief wash over him.
'Are you okay sir? you seem to have caught the flu-bug going around'
'You know Major Carter i think i'm going to go down and be checked out'
the rest of sg1 looked stunned as he walked out.
then turned to a girl in a slave outfit in the corner
'So what your saying is, if we give them enough bannannas they'll go away???'
'Oh yes' she replied 'and peanuts too!!!!'
the end!
hahahahahahahahahaa GO ON FLAME ME!!!!!!! IT'LL KEEP ME WARM IN THE BRITISH WINTER!!!!!!!!
bee