Harry Potter Meets the Muppets
By: me, Phoenix Fire
Hermione: Hermione Granger, news reporter, here, on the set of The Muppets' Harry Potter Movie with Harry Potter and Ron Weasley.
Harry: I don't see why you had to drag me along for this.
Ron: You're just grumpy because of the Barney Harry Potter Episode.
Harry: You'd be put off, too if you'd been stuffed in a big purple suit!
Hermione: Didn't Barney die? Someone saw him take off his head-mask and thought he was a fraud-
Ron: A frog???
Hermione: A FRAUD, Ron. And this person shot Barney…
Ron: WAIT! If Barney's a frog, he croaked!
Hermione: Umm…let's go and meet the actors….Hello, sir. What's your name?
Muppet: Kermit T. Frog, Kermit the Frog.
Ron: Look, Harry! Another frog!
Hermione: And who do you play in the movie?
Kermit: Harry.
Harry: That figures. From Barney to Kermit
Hermione: Who plays Hermione?
Kermit: Miss Piggy.
Hermione: Good grief!
Ron: What about Ron?
Kermit: Rizzo the rat.
Ron: Wonderful.
Harry: Just be glad you're not Kermit.
Ron: Wait! I know who you should be, Harry! How about Barn-
Harry: Barney's not a Muppet.
Ron: Well, if the shoe fits…
Hermione: Maybe we should get off the set…
Harry: I tell you, first Harry Potter underwear, then Harry Potter Muppets…
Ron: Don't forget Barney.
Harry: What's next? Harry Potter Barbies?
Seller: Harry Potter Barbies! Get'cher HARRY POTTER BARBIES!
Harry: Shoot me now.
Ron: Let's go have a look…
Hermione: What kind of stuff do you have?
Seller: Here we have Harry, with wash-off scar, Hermione, complete with books, and Ron.
Ron: What does Ron do?
Seller: Erm…he has red hair…
Ron: Great…what else d'you have?
Seller: Well…here's Hair-Style Snape, with Herbal Essence shampoo…Lockhart with a horde of Cornish pixies…and some plushies, too…Voldemort, he says "I hate Harry" and "Avada Kedavra" if you squeeze him.
(Harry squeezes Harry doll to hear "I love you, you love me…" coming from it)
Harry: I think we'll pass…
Harry: You see what I told you? It gets worse and worse!
Ron: Look on the bright side. It could have been the Teletubbies…
A/N-Uh…yeah…this is what happens when you're really hyper at 2:00 in the morning. A lot of this came from some really weird dialogue between a friend and I (the whole Barney the fraud/frog thing…) Anyways, if I amused you, please REVIEW!