2nd Chapter!
I used to do serious stuff, But this is more fun!
Oh, And I don't own gundam (I wish, I'd be a frikkin BILLIONAIRE!) But I did use parts from 3 model kits to build 2 of my own! HAHA!
Wufei...
Wufei trained in his traditional chinese garden. He had married Sally Po, because she was the only human being that could stand the sight of him.
He was currently reducing a boulder to a pile of gravel with his bare hands.
"Yabba..."
punch
"Dabba..."
Chop
"DOOOOOO"
Kickpunchthrow
"Damn Sandstone! Too weak!"
Wufei started the journey back to his house, Leaping an ornamental lantern, and quickly running across the stepping stones of the small creek.
He entered his house through a hole in the roof, Being careful not to wake the many young boys who littered the floor.
He crept over to the light switch and flicked it on.
"WhoAhOhAhAooooAAHH!!!"
He hadn't noticed his son hanging from the ceiling fan. The child hung by his toes screaming bloody murder until...
ffffffWWWWIIIIIIIINNNNNGGG!!!
The boy made another hole.
"Damn weak roof!"
Sally came rushing into the room followed by 14 girls rubbing the sleep from their eyes.
"What happened Wufei!? Why are there only 20 of your 21 sons here?
(Chinese joke, No offense.)
"Umm, uhh, He didn't have a righteous cause? Umm, He was too weak?"
Sally rolled her eyes.
"It's getting old Wufei. Where is our son?"
Meanwhile...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The boy flew through the air, tumbling and twisting until he connected with a window of a 12 story building.
SMMMAAAASHHHH
He landed on the bed of an old man and woman.
"Herbert! It's one of those Rats again! KILL IT!"
"Aww Mary, It's just a little chinese boy! Put on your glasses and go to bed."
"Oh! So it is, Well Goodnight Harold"
"For the last time Maude! It's Hal!"
"Oh, Goodnight Harry."
"Thats Better."
They both lay back and closed their eyes.
"Henry! There is a little Chinese boy in our room!"
"WHAT!? KILL IT!"
Little Wufei lept to the side as Mrs H. Pulled out a shotgun.
"Honey, Watch out for that little chinese boy when you shoot the rat!"
"Ok! Oh foo, I lost the rat. Hello Chinese boy!"
A big sweat drop formed on the forehead of the young martial artist as he grinned nervously. He ran for the door as fast as his Chibi legs could take him. (By the way, he and all of his brothers and sisters look like their parents Chibi-fied) He tried to open the door but it wouldn't budge.
"Too weak!"
(Getting repetitive ain't it?)
Suddenly, the door burst open, Duo stood there holding a parachute and that little helicopter thing.
"MAaaann! Little Wufei, Take this!"
He tossed the parachute to little wufei, who caught it. Duo ran straight at the boy, scooping him up and jumping out the window. He dropped little wufei and activated the weedwacker thing. (what WAS that?)
He watched the child fall, waiting for the parachute to open, But it didn't.
The boy bounced (He is chibi after all)
"Damn you to Hell! Being the god of death has it's drawbacks. Now how do I get down?"
Next chapter...
Duo, Hilde, 1 or 2 kids, And another cameo, I don't know who!
And If I catch anyone with XXX sites in another window while reading my story, So help me, I'll Command their underwear to chew off their tidbits!!
I used to do serious stuff, But this is more fun!
Oh, And I don't own gundam (I wish, I'd be a frikkin BILLIONAIRE!) But I did use parts from 3 model kits to build 2 of my own! HAHA!
Wufei...
Wufei trained in his traditional chinese garden. He had married Sally Po, because she was the only human being that could stand the sight of him.
He was currently reducing a boulder to a pile of gravel with his bare hands.
"Yabba..."
punch
"Dabba..."
Chop
"DOOOOOO"
Kickpunchthrow
"Damn Sandstone! Too weak!"
Wufei started the journey back to his house, Leaping an ornamental lantern, and quickly running across the stepping stones of the small creek.
He entered his house through a hole in the roof, Being careful not to wake the many young boys who littered the floor.
He crept over to the light switch and flicked it on.
"WhoAhOhAhAooooAAHH!!!"
He hadn't noticed his son hanging from the ceiling fan. The child hung by his toes screaming bloody murder until...
ffffffWWWWIIIIIIIINNNNNGGG!!!
The boy made another hole.
"Damn weak roof!"
Sally came rushing into the room followed by 14 girls rubbing the sleep from their eyes.
"What happened Wufei!? Why are there only 20 of your 21 sons here?
(Chinese joke, No offense.)
"Umm, uhh, He didn't have a righteous cause? Umm, He was too weak?"
Sally rolled her eyes.
"It's getting old Wufei. Where is our son?"
Meanwhile...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The boy flew through the air, tumbling and twisting until he connected with a window of a 12 story building.
SMMMAAAASHHHH
He landed on the bed of an old man and woman.
"Herbert! It's one of those Rats again! KILL IT!"
"Aww Mary, It's just a little chinese boy! Put on your glasses and go to bed."
"Oh! So it is, Well Goodnight Harold"
"For the last time Maude! It's Hal!"
"Oh, Goodnight Harry."
"Thats Better."
They both lay back and closed their eyes.
"Henry! There is a little Chinese boy in our room!"
"WHAT!? KILL IT!"
Little Wufei lept to the side as Mrs H. Pulled out a shotgun.
"Honey, Watch out for that little chinese boy when you shoot the rat!"
"Ok! Oh foo, I lost the rat. Hello Chinese boy!"
A big sweat drop formed on the forehead of the young martial artist as he grinned nervously. He ran for the door as fast as his Chibi legs could take him. (By the way, he and all of his brothers and sisters look like their parents Chibi-fied) He tried to open the door but it wouldn't budge.
"Too weak!"
(Getting repetitive ain't it?)
Suddenly, the door burst open, Duo stood there holding a parachute and that little helicopter thing.
"MAaaann! Little Wufei, Take this!"
He tossed the parachute to little wufei, who caught it. Duo ran straight at the boy, scooping him up and jumping out the window. He dropped little wufei and activated the weedwacker thing. (what WAS that?)
He watched the child fall, waiting for the parachute to open, But it didn't.
The boy bounced (He is chibi after all)
"Damn you to Hell! Being the god of death has it's drawbacks. Now how do I get down?"
Next chapter...
Duo, Hilde, 1 or 2 kids, And another cameo, I don't know who!
And If I catch anyone with XXX sites in another window while reading my story, So help me, I'll Command their underwear to chew off their tidbits!!