Apologies: School started and I had some comp problems. Sorry about my tardyness.
Standard disclaimer thingie. I don't own anything. Gundam, Mcdonalds, Anything. In fact, I live in a box in the middle of the freeway.
Chapter 3!
The God of Death!
The Sultan Of not.. Being... Alive,
The, Oh screw it!
DUO!!!!!!!
"Welcome to McDonalds, Can I take your order?"
"Uh, yeah, I'd like a Double cheeseburger with bacon and everything except pickles, onions, tomatoes, and bread."
"DAMN YOU TO HELL! THIS AIN'T BURGER KING! YOU GET A BIG MAC! Next please."
"Well, could I at least get a supersi..."
"NO! Shut UP!"
Yes folks, Duo Maxwell works at Mcdonalds and he's a damn fine cashier too.
Hey, Where are you going! Come back here and READ!
ahem, 5 minutes later.
"Boss! I'm going home!"
"Duo, you aren't off work for an hour!"
"Wrongo Bossman Spiff!"
Later...
Duo sat on the couch watching an episode of the original gundam series.
"Dude! This kicks ASS!"
His Daughter, Robin, sat at her desk doing her 1st grade homework.
The front door swung open and Hilde walked in wearing a suit and tie. She had gone into the salvage buiseness and had cornered the market. (somehow)
"Robin, Is Duo home?"
"Yes mom, The god of death is back from hell!"
"Duo! You IDIOT! STOP SAYING THAT WHEN YOU GET BACK FROM WORK! It's not that bad!"
"How would you know? Sometimes I wish I worked at K-mart!. Speaking of which, Minimum wage employee battles is on!"
He flips channels until he finds his show.
sam- HA! Walmart is Better! We have the Lowest Prices!
Bob-Nu uh! K-mart has Blue light special!
sam- Ha! k-mart NEEDS gimmicks like that!
Bob-Oh yeah? HIYA!
sam- BRING IT ON! HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYYA!
click
The screen suddenly went into a swirly red and orange image. A face appeared.
both Hilde and Duo gaped at the screen.
"Marimeia?"
"Do not adjust your set. We are in control. This message will last exactly sixty seconds..."
A microphone swung in from off camera and slammed into Marimeia's head
BOOMskwwwweeeeek
"OW! Hey you Moron! Be careful! I'm trying to be dignified! Start over!"
the screen reset.
"Do not adjust your set, blah blah blah. I rule this colony! we are going to drop it on Earth... uncle Trowa!!"
The camera fell off of it's tripod at such an angle as to show trowa holding Mareimeia by the collar.
"Mariemeia! What did I tell you about forceful takeover!"
"Uhh don't?"
"RIGHT!"
click
Duo and Hilde stared at each other until Duo broke the silence
"Damn! I missed my favorite part of this episode!"
"DUO!" "Ok Hilde. I'll shut up. Now let's make SWEET SWEET LOVE IN THE BEDROOM!"
Hilde and Duo grinned and dashed past their daughter who's eyes grew several times their normal size.
Next time...
"...No I will not touch you for a dollar!"
"How about two?"
"Ok."
Trowa lives with his sister Katherine and His adopted daughter Mareimeia! (yes I know, Didn't happen)
Who will live?
who will dui?
Who will cameo?
Who will get free munchies at the potato chip factory?
Most of these questions will be answered in the next episode of GUNDAM WING: FAMILY MATTERS!
By the way! FIRST FIC WITH MORE THAN 2 CHAPTERS! GET OUT THE CHAMPAGNE!
Standard disclaimer thingie. I don't own anything. Gundam, Mcdonalds, Anything. In fact, I live in a box in the middle of the freeway.
Chapter 3!
The God of Death!
The Sultan Of not.. Being... Alive,
The, Oh screw it!
DUO!!!!!!!
"Welcome to McDonalds, Can I take your order?"
"Uh, yeah, I'd like a Double cheeseburger with bacon and everything except pickles, onions, tomatoes, and bread."
"DAMN YOU TO HELL! THIS AIN'T BURGER KING! YOU GET A BIG MAC! Next please."
"Well, could I at least get a supersi..."
"NO! Shut UP!"
Yes folks, Duo Maxwell works at Mcdonalds and he's a damn fine cashier too.
Hey, Where are you going! Come back here and READ!
ahem, 5 minutes later.
"Boss! I'm going home!"
"Duo, you aren't off work for an hour!"
"Wrongo Bossman Spiff!"
Later...
Duo sat on the couch watching an episode of the original gundam series.
"Dude! This kicks ASS!"
His Daughter, Robin, sat at her desk doing her 1st grade homework.
The front door swung open and Hilde walked in wearing a suit and tie. She had gone into the salvage buiseness and had cornered the market. (somehow)
"Robin, Is Duo home?"
"Yes mom, The god of death is back from hell!"
"Duo! You IDIOT! STOP SAYING THAT WHEN YOU GET BACK FROM WORK! It's not that bad!"
"How would you know? Sometimes I wish I worked at K-mart!. Speaking of which, Minimum wage employee battles is on!"
He flips channels until he finds his show.
sam- HA! Walmart is Better! We have the Lowest Prices!
Bob-Nu uh! K-mart has Blue light special!
sam- Ha! k-mart NEEDS gimmicks like that!
Bob-Oh yeah? HIYA!
sam- BRING IT ON! HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYYA!
click
The screen suddenly went into a swirly red and orange image. A face appeared.
both Hilde and Duo gaped at the screen.
"Marimeia?"
"Do not adjust your set. We are in control. This message will last exactly sixty seconds..."
A microphone swung in from off camera and slammed into Marimeia's head
BOOMskwwwweeeeek
"OW! Hey you Moron! Be careful! I'm trying to be dignified! Start over!"
the screen reset.
"Do not adjust your set, blah blah blah. I rule this colony! we are going to drop it on Earth... uncle Trowa!!"
The camera fell off of it's tripod at such an angle as to show trowa holding Mareimeia by the collar.
"Mariemeia! What did I tell you about forceful takeover!"
"Uhh don't?"
"RIGHT!"
click
Duo and Hilde stared at each other until Duo broke the silence
"Damn! I missed my favorite part of this episode!"
"DUO!" "Ok Hilde. I'll shut up. Now let's make SWEET SWEET LOVE IN THE BEDROOM!"
Hilde and Duo grinned and dashed past their daughter who's eyes grew several times their normal size.
Next time...
"...No I will not touch you for a dollar!"
"How about two?"
"Ok."
Trowa lives with his sister Katherine and His adopted daughter Mareimeia! (yes I know, Didn't happen)
Who will live?
who will dui?
Who will cameo?
Who will get free munchies at the potato chip factory?
Most of these questions will be answered in the next episode of GUNDAM WING: FAMILY MATTERS!
By the way! FIRST FIC WITH MORE THAN 2 CHAPTERS! GET OUT THE CHAMPAGNE!