(Randal is at the Big Choice Video.)
Randal: You see that shelf of new release?
Clerk: Yes.
Randal: I would like to rent them all.
Clerk: Do you have a membership?
Randal: Yes. Graves, Randal.
Clerk: It says here that you owe over two-hundred dollars in late fees.
Randal: Did I say Graves? I meant Hicks. Dante Hicks.
Clerk: Okay sir, well, you will actually need to go get each movie you want. I have to have the barcode in order to ring them up.
(Two hours and fifteen minutes later.)
Randal: And finally the abomination they call Battlefield Earth. Travolta's getting desperate.
Clerk: That'll be $1,204.98.
Randal: I'll charge that. Number 548 5642 322. Name Dante Hicks. Expires 02.
Clerk: Thank you... I think.
Randal: You're welcome.
(Back at RST.)
Customer: How much is this copy of The Waterboy?
Jay (Sitting on the counter smoking up): Free if you buy a dime bag.
Customer: A what?
Jay: Hey Silent Bob, this guy doesn't know what a dime bag is. Please remove him from the store and make sure he takes his stupid ass movie with him.
(Silent Bob throws customer out. Customer walks next door to Quick Stop.)
Dante: Can I help you?
Customer: Yes. What is a dime bag and do you sell them?
(Fade to commercial.)
Randal: You see that shelf of new release?
Clerk: Yes.
Randal: I would like to rent them all.
Clerk: Do you have a membership?
Randal: Yes. Graves, Randal.
Clerk: It says here that you owe over two-hundred dollars in late fees.
Randal: Did I say Graves? I meant Hicks. Dante Hicks.
Clerk: Okay sir, well, you will actually need to go get each movie you want. I have to have the barcode in order to ring them up.
(Two hours and fifteen minutes later.)
Randal: And finally the abomination they call Battlefield Earth. Travolta's getting desperate.
Clerk: That'll be $1,204.98.
Randal: I'll charge that. Number 548 5642 322. Name Dante Hicks. Expires 02.
Clerk: Thank you... I think.
Randal: You're welcome.
(Back at RST.)
Customer: How much is this copy of The Waterboy?
Jay (Sitting on the counter smoking up): Free if you buy a dime bag.
Customer: A what?
Jay: Hey Silent Bob, this guy doesn't know what a dime bag is. Please remove him from the store and make sure he takes his stupid ass movie with him.
(Silent Bob throws customer out. Customer walks next door to Quick Stop.)
Dante: Can I help you?
Customer: Yes. What is a dime bag and do you sell them?
(Fade to commercial.)