(Dante enters RST and sees Jay.)
Dante: Hey, where's Randal?
Jay: I dunno, something about going to rent all the movies at Big Choice.
Dante: He's still gone?
Jay: Yeah, but I don't fucking care. I made twenty bucks. Tis a sweet deal man, I'm making the mad phat cash.
Dante: Hey, where are all the movies?
Jay: Where do you think? They got rented, you cocksmoking clerk.
Dante: But you don't know how to run the cash register.
Jay: So, whats your point? It's not my job to ring people up.
Dante: But Randall's supposed to be here working.
Jay: I don't see you workin'. Fine example you're setting for your star wars lovin' lover.
Dante: I'm not gay. And stop giving away free movies.
Jay: Fuck you.
Dante: Fair enough.
(Cut to Randal driving back from the Big Choice.)
Randal: De ba deep be deep be deep doo.. Wow, Dante's car really kicks ass now that it goes over 35.
(Flash to shot of speedometer- 147 mph.)
Announcer radio voice: And for today's eightie's flashback, we'll be playing Dead or Alive's smash hit, "You spin me right round"!
Randal: Oh my god! I haven't heard this song since 1987!
(Screen goes wavy..)
Barry White-esque voiceover: Flash back to little Randal in the summer of 1987 in the parking lot of a Morris Day and the Time concert.
1987Randal: Man, the Time sucks ass. Why the hell did I let you drag me to this faggy stoner convention for stoner fags?
1987Dante: I like the Time. What's wrong with the Time?
1987Randal: huhhuh. Hey look, there're those two stupid stoners who hang out in front of the Quick Stop. And they're making out with Caitlin in the painter's van. huhhuh. That makes four and a half times she's cheated on you. Five and a half if you count the stoners seperately.
1987Dante: What? Where?
1987Randal: It's a threeway. An all stoner three way.
1987Dante: Shut up man. Let's just get in the damn car and go.
(Get in car.)
1987Randel: Damn, I wish your car went over thirty-five.
1987Dante: Me too. I mean, shut up. Turn on the radio.
1987Randal: Okay.
(Turns on radio. "You spin me right round" is on.)
1987Randal: Man, I hate this stupid song. It almost sucks worse than the time.
(Randal turns off radio.)
(Flash back to present.)
Randal: Man I love this song!
(Cranks up radio. Car careens off the road as he sings loudly.)
Randal: You spin my right round baby, right round, like a record baby, right WAAAHG!
(Car hits tree and trunk pops open. Tapes rain out and into a convieniently placed wheelbarrow. Randal gets out of car and walks to wheelbarrow.)
Randal: Man, all the tapes landed in this wheelbarrow. Wait a minute.. American Sweethearts, Angus, Armageddon, damn Affleck sucked in Armageddon, these are all in order. Alphabetical order. Man, those losers put Magnolia after Mallrats. Hey, Affleck sucked in that one, too. Oh well.
(Randal picks up wheelbarrow and begins to walk towards Quick Stop. About three hours later he arrives there and walks into the RST.)
Randal: Wait, what happened to all the movies? Oh well. Good think I just got all these.
(Begins to place the Bog Choice movies on shelves as Dante enters.)
Dante: It's closing. Where the hell have you been all day?
Randal: Renting movies.
Dante: Where's my car?
Randal: Umm.. (Points at Jay and Bob thoug the window.) They stole it.
Annoucer: Next week on Clerks.
Jay: Man, I didn't steal no cars, man.
Policeman: Tell it to the judge.
(Jay turns around and faces Dante, who is wearing judge robes and standing behind the Quick Stop counter.
Jay: Man, I didn't steal no cars, man. Why'd I wanna steal your piece of shit anyway? It doesn't even go over 35.
Randal: Nah ah, they fixed that.
Dante: Hey, where's Randal?
Jay: I dunno, something about going to rent all the movies at Big Choice.
Dante: He's still gone?
Jay: Yeah, but I don't fucking care. I made twenty bucks. Tis a sweet deal man, I'm making the mad phat cash.
Dante: Hey, where are all the movies?
Jay: Where do you think? They got rented, you cocksmoking clerk.
Dante: But you don't know how to run the cash register.
Jay: So, whats your point? It's not my job to ring people up.
Dante: But Randall's supposed to be here working.
Jay: I don't see you workin'. Fine example you're setting for your star wars lovin' lover.
Dante: I'm not gay. And stop giving away free movies.
Jay: Fuck you.
Dante: Fair enough.
(Cut to Randal driving back from the Big Choice.)
Randal: De ba deep be deep be deep doo.. Wow, Dante's car really kicks ass now that it goes over 35.
(Flash to shot of speedometer- 147 mph.)
Announcer radio voice: And for today's eightie's flashback, we'll be playing Dead or Alive's smash hit, "You spin me right round"!
Randal: Oh my god! I haven't heard this song since 1987!
(Screen goes wavy..)
Barry White-esque voiceover: Flash back to little Randal in the summer of 1987 in the parking lot of a Morris Day and the Time concert.
1987Randal: Man, the Time sucks ass. Why the hell did I let you drag me to this faggy stoner convention for stoner fags?
1987Dante: I like the Time. What's wrong with the Time?
1987Randal: huhhuh. Hey look, there're those two stupid stoners who hang out in front of the Quick Stop. And they're making out with Caitlin in the painter's van. huhhuh. That makes four and a half times she's cheated on you. Five and a half if you count the stoners seperately.
1987Dante: What? Where?
1987Randal: It's a threeway. An all stoner three way.
1987Dante: Shut up man. Let's just get in the damn car and go.
(Get in car.)
1987Randel: Damn, I wish your car went over thirty-five.
1987Dante: Me too. I mean, shut up. Turn on the radio.
1987Randal: Okay.
(Turns on radio. "You spin me right round" is on.)
1987Randal: Man, I hate this stupid song. It almost sucks worse than the time.
(Randal turns off radio.)
(Flash back to present.)
Randal: Man I love this song!
(Cranks up radio. Car careens off the road as he sings loudly.)
Randal: You spin my right round baby, right round, like a record baby, right WAAAHG!
(Car hits tree and trunk pops open. Tapes rain out and into a convieniently placed wheelbarrow. Randal gets out of car and walks to wheelbarrow.)
Randal: Man, all the tapes landed in this wheelbarrow. Wait a minute.. American Sweethearts, Angus, Armageddon, damn Affleck sucked in Armageddon, these are all in order. Alphabetical order. Man, those losers put Magnolia after Mallrats. Hey, Affleck sucked in that one, too. Oh well.
(Randal picks up wheelbarrow and begins to walk towards Quick Stop. About three hours later he arrives there and walks into the RST.)
Randal: Wait, what happened to all the movies? Oh well. Good think I just got all these.
(Begins to place the Bog Choice movies on shelves as Dante enters.)
Dante: It's closing. Where the hell have you been all day?
Randal: Renting movies.
Dante: Where's my car?
Randal: Umm.. (Points at Jay and Bob thoug the window.) They stole it.
Annoucer: Next week on Clerks.
Jay: Man, I didn't steal no cars, man.
Policeman: Tell it to the judge.
(Jay turns around and faces Dante, who is wearing judge robes and standing behind the Quick Stop counter.
Jay: Man, I didn't steal no cars, man. Why'd I wanna steal your piece of shit anyway? It doesn't even go over 35.
Randal: Nah ah, they fixed that.