The Very Very Unusual Day
Once upon a time, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were walking on a path near the lake at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry. It was a wonderful day, with a blue sky, a bright sun, fluffy clouds, and yet a very crisp wind.
Harry: My, what a beautiful day!
Ron: I do agree, old chum! The weather is simply marvellous!
Hermione: Yes, my two friends, nothing can spoil this day! It is simply unspoilable!
Ron: Corking!
Harry: Spiffing!
Hermione: Sposhing!
Then, Draco Malfoy popped out of nowhere.
Draco: HELLO!
Others: ARGH!
Draco: You don't love me anymore!
And with that, Draco ran away, resembling a rather frightened-looking knave.
Harry: .. What an unusual day.
Ron: He spoiled it.
Hermione: Gosh darn him.
The End.