Title: Siblings
Author: Me! HappyKatcha!
Warnings: Um... I don't know! Why are you yelling at me?!
Disclaimer: *is behind jail doors* Help me! I didn't say i own them!! I
don't
own them! Help!! Anyone? *crickets* Please...?
*actions*
narrator lines
::separate actions::
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All the Gundam boys sat around the main room in their small
apartment.
Heero typing away, Duo watching cooking shows (drooling), Trowa reading
a
book titled "How to express your emotions", Quatre sipping tea and
reading a
newspaper, and Wufei pacing around the room grumbling things about
injustice
and women and justice through women. Another usual day at the Gundam
Residence. Until...
::KNOCK KNOCK::
Noone looked up from what they were doing
Duo: Death
Wufei: Injustice
Trowa: Phone
Heero: Hn
Quatre: Door
Everyone looked at Trowa, who was closest to the door
Trowa: My book says to tell you guys how i feel. I feel.... *looks
through
the book* In-de-ci-sive...
Quatre: *sigh* I'll get it! *slowly gets up and goes to the door and
opens
it* hello?
Little braided hair girl: *grabs quatre's leg* Uncle Quatre!
Quatre: AHH!
Little weird banged boy: *grabs his other leg* I love you!!
Quatre: *looks over at the other 3 little kids, two boys and a girl*
Um...
help?
Heero: *sighs, goes to the door, and pulls out his gun* Go away you
rats.
Little brunette boy: *pulls out his own gun* We were sent here on a
mission.
Heero: Name and state your mission.
Little boy: Lance Yuy, to find a home with our brothers.
Heero: Yuy? Brothers? *looks over at everyone else who had magically
lined up
behind him* You're my little brother? *puts his gun away*
Lance: Yep! And this is Cora Maxwell, Eric Barton, Sean Winner and Jane
Wufei.
Heero: *nods* Mission completed, come in.
The children came in and immediately went to their big brothers
Lance: We are all 6 years old, and our orphanage sent us away because
we were
bad, so we are here to stay.
Heero: Hn... come, we'll go and play "Blow up the OZ base".
Lance: Mission Accepted
Cora: I'm Cora! I'm your little sister! Isn't it great?! We'll be best
friends forever and ever and ever and ever and ever! Right big brother
Duo?
Duo: Yep! Bestest friends! I love you little sister Cora! *hug*
Cora: I love you big brother Duo! *hug*
Eric: I'm Eric
Trowa: I'm Trowa
Both: ......
Sean: Wow! I actually have a big brother! I thought i was stuck with 29
big
sisters!
Quatre: I actually have a little brother! *wipes tears away* I'm so
happy...
Sean: *cries* Me too!
Jane: *glares at him* Hello...
Woof: Woman...
Jane: I prefer girl, you man.
Yes, they must've been happy, but not showing it at all. Then supper
came.
Quatre: Well we have to eat something!
Kids: MCDONALDS!!
Duo: McDonalds!
Heero: Hn
Wufei: That food is made by women!
Jane: And men!
Trowa: I'll eat whatever
Quatre: Me too... so... since the majority wants McDonalds, McDonalds
it is!
Who's gonna go get it?
Duo: * waves hand in air* Me! Oh! Meee! *holds little Cora up*
Cora: Meeee tooooooo!
Quatre: Ok, have fun, heres a list of what everyone wants. *hands him a
big
list that just happened to magically appear.*
Duo: *grabs the list and flies out the door with his little braided
sister,
who really looked like Duo*
AT MCDONALDS
Duo: Are we gonna go in or drive-thru?
Cora: Drive-thru is faster, Duo.
Duo: *nods and speeds into the line up, almost hitting a car* So... you
like.... food?
Cora: Yep... food is good...
Duo: *nods, not knowing what to say*
Cora: *stares forward*
Duo: So... how'd you become my sister?
Cora: Do i really have to explain it?
Duo: Whoa! You actually know that stuff... sweet! We're like 10 years
apart.
I thought my parents were dead
Cora: Well, they weren't! Not until I was borned. Then they died and I
was
stuck in an orphanage and that's where I met Lance and Sean and Jane
and
Eric! Lance is my bestest friend in the whole wide world! He's so cool.
Duo: Cool. *goes up to the speaker thing and takes out the list*
McDonalds Order Taker: May I take your order?
Duo: Yeah, I have a few things so hold on with it.
MOT: *static*
Duo: Ok... first we'd like to have 5 happy meals, two with the barbie
things
and three with those hot wheels. Got it?
MOT: Would you like fries with that?
Duo: Don't the fries come with it automatically?
MOT: What kind of drinks with that?
Duo: Um... coke, i guess.
MOT: Your total is $10.95. Go to the first teller.
Duo: I'm not done, dude.
MOT: *static*
Duo: Ok... 2 Double Quater Pounders with Cheese Meals, 1 Double
Cheeseburger
Meals... Um... 1 Quater Pounder Meals and 2 Big Macs. All with fries
and a
coke, before you ask.
MOT: Would you like fries with that?
Duo: *annoyed* I told you that I wanted fries with everything!
MOT: What kind of drinks would you like with that?
Duo: I already told you the drinks too!
MOT: I'm sorry, ma'am, we don't carry Mountain Dew.
Duo: *mad* I didn't say Mountain Dew and I AM A GUY!!
Cora: Stupid Guy.
MOT: I'm sorry, ma'am, I didn't catch what you said.
Duo: I'M A GUY!!!! *starts shaking the intercom*
MOT: *static, but it doesn't sound nice*
Duo: What did you say?!?!
Cora: People are honking at us, Duo.
MOT: I called you a *static*
Duo: ALRIGHT!! THATS IT PANSY BOY!! TIME TO DIE!! *drives up to the
window
where he's asking for orders and jumps through the window, beating him*
Cora: Yay! Go big brother!
20 MINUTES LATER AT THE GUNDAM RESIDENCE
Sean: Look! Uncle Duo is on tv!
Eric: And Cora!
Lance: Cora?
Heero: Hn... what he do now?
Trowa: *looks at the tv* Um... assault and battery of a McDonalds
clerk,
again.
Wufei: He'll never learn, the imbacile.
Quatre: *comes out with plates of food* I knew something like this
would
happen! So here's some food!
Kids: Yay! *they all scrambled up and ate all the food with the gundam
pilots*
MORNING...
Duo: *falls through the door with Cora* You could be a little softer! I
thought you were the police!
Cora: Yeah! You pigs!!
Duo: *grins and high fives Cora*
Heero: *is drinking coffee* You're home, huh?
Quatre: *making breakfast* You shouldn't get children involved in your
little
schemes, Duo.
Duo: It was not a scheme! Jeez! You guys have no respect for
self-liberty!
*grabs Coras hand* C'mon Cora! We're going away from here! *flips his
braid
madly and walks out the door*
Quatre: *shakes his head*
Trowa: *sigh*
Heero: *grumble*
Wufei: *glances to his right, looks away, and then looks again* What do
you
want, child?
Eric: *shrug*
Wufei: Why are you staring at me?
Eric: *shrug*
Wufei: Why are you shrugging? Answer me!
Eric: *blank Trowa'like stare*
Wufei: Leave, you weak thing.
Eric: *glare*
Wufei: *stares at him* Too much silence... silence... need noise...
noise...
noise!! *starts laughing insanely*
Trowa: *pats Erics head*
Eric: *walks away*
Wufei: *wanders around the house laughing insanely*
Heero: He's gone crazy again.
Quatre: Darn, and I thought he was over it. Ah well!
Trowa: Cookies anyone! *holds a plate of cookies*
Heero: Cookies...?
Quatre: Where'd those come from?
Duo: COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES!!!!
Children: *all attack plater of cookies*
And so... Heero still wondered about where the cookies came from,
Duo
attacked the cookies with the children, Trowa beamed, Quatre wondered
with
Heero and Wufei ran around laughing insanely. That ends our so fateful
story.
And they lived happily ever after...
THE END
or is it?
8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8
Author: Me! HappyKatcha!
Warnings: Um... I don't know! Why are you yelling at me?!
Disclaimer: *is behind jail doors* Help me! I didn't say i own them!! I
don't
own them! Help!! Anyone? *crickets* Please...?
*actions*
narrator lines
::separate actions::
----------------------------
All the Gundam boys sat around the main room in their small
apartment.
Heero typing away, Duo watching cooking shows (drooling), Trowa reading
a
book titled "How to express your emotions", Quatre sipping tea and
reading a
newspaper, and Wufei pacing around the room grumbling things about
injustice
and women and justice through women. Another usual day at the Gundam
Residence. Until...
::KNOCK KNOCK::
Noone looked up from what they were doing
Duo: Death
Wufei: Injustice
Trowa: Phone
Heero: Hn
Quatre: Door
Everyone looked at Trowa, who was closest to the door
Trowa: My book says to tell you guys how i feel. I feel.... *looks
through
the book* In-de-ci-sive...
Quatre: *sigh* I'll get it! *slowly gets up and goes to the door and
opens
it* hello?
Little braided hair girl: *grabs quatre's leg* Uncle Quatre!
Quatre: AHH!
Little weird banged boy: *grabs his other leg* I love you!!
Quatre: *looks over at the other 3 little kids, two boys and a girl*
Um...
help?
Heero: *sighs, goes to the door, and pulls out his gun* Go away you
rats.
Little brunette boy: *pulls out his own gun* We were sent here on a
mission.
Heero: Name and state your mission.
Little boy: Lance Yuy, to find a home with our brothers.
Heero: Yuy? Brothers? *looks over at everyone else who had magically
lined up
behind him* You're my little brother? *puts his gun away*
Lance: Yep! And this is Cora Maxwell, Eric Barton, Sean Winner and Jane
Wufei.
Heero: *nods* Mission completed, come in.
The children came in and immediately went to their big brothers
Lance: We are all 6 years old, and our orphanage sent us away because
we were
bad, so we are here to stay.
Heero: Hn... come, we'll go and play "Blow up the OZ base".
Lance: Mission Accepted
Cora: I'm Cora! I'm your little sister! Isn't it great?! We'll be best
friends forever and ever and ever and ever and ever! Right big brother
Duo?
Duo: Yep! Bestest friends! I love you little sister Cora! *hug*
Cora: I love you big brother Duo! *hug*
Eric: I'm Eric
Trowa: I'm Trowa
Both: ......
Sean: Wow! I actually have a big brother! I thought i was stuck with 29
big
sisters!
Quatre: I actually have a little brother! *wipes tears away* I'm so
happy...
Sean: *cries* Me too!
Jane: *glares at him* Hello...
Woof: Woman...
Jane: I prefer girl, you man.
Yes, they must've been happy, but not showing it at all. Then supper
came.
Quatre: Well we have to eat something!
Kids: MCDONALDS!!
Duo: McDonalds!
Heero: Hn
Wufei: That food is made by women!
Jane: And men!
Trowa: I'll eat whatever
Quatre: Me too... so... since the majority wants McDonalds, McDonalds
it is!
Who's gonna go get it?
Duo: * waves hand in air* Me! Oh! Meee! *holds little Cora up*
Cora: Meeee tooooooo!
Quatre: Ok, have fun, heres a list of what everyone wants. *hands him a
big
list that just happened to magically appear.*
Duo: *grabs the list and flies out the door with his little braided
sister,
who really looked like Duo*
AT MCDONALDS
Duo: Are we gonna go in or drive-thru?
Cora: Drive-thru is faster, Duo.
Duo: *nods and speeds into the line up, almost hitting a car* So... you
like.... food?
Cora: Yep... food is good...
Duo: *nods, not knowing what to say*
Cora: *stares forward*
Duo: So... how'd you become my sister?
Cora: Do i really have to explain it?
Duo: Whoa! You actually know that stuff... sweet! We're like 10 years
apart.
I thought my parents were dead
Cora: Well, they weren't! Not until I was borned. Then they died and I
was
stuck in an orphanage and that's where I met Lance and Sean and Jane
and
Eric! Lance is my bestest friend in the whole wide world! He's so cool.
Duo: Cool. *goes up to the speaker thing and takes out the list*
McDonalds Order Taker: May I take your order?
Duo: Yeah, I have a few things so hold on with it.
MOT: *static*
Duo: Ok... first we'd like to have 5 happy meals, two with the barbie
things
and three with those hot wheels. Got it?
MOT: Would you like fries with that?
Duo: Don't the fries come with it automatically?
MOT: What kind of drinks with that?
Duo: Um... coke, i guess.
MOT: Your total is $10.95. Go to the first teller.
Duo: I'm not done, dude.
MOT: *static*
Duo: Ok... 2 Double Quater Pounders with Cheese Meals, 1 Double
Cheeseburger
Meals... Um... 1 Quater Pounder Meals and 2 Big Macs. All with fries
and a
coke, before you ask.
MOT: Would you like fries with that?
Duo: *annoyed* I told you that I wanted fries with everything!
MOT: What kind of drinks would you like with that?
Duo: I already told you the drinks too!
MOT: I'm sorry, ma'am, we don't carry Mountain Dew.
Duo: *mad* I didn't say Mountain Dew and I AM A GUY!!
Cora: Stupid Guy.
MOT: I'm sorry, ma'am, I didn't catch what you said.
Duo: I'M A GUY!!!! *starts shaking the intercom*
MOT: *static, but it doesn't sound nice*
Duo: What did you say?!?!
Cora: People are honking at us, Duo.
MOT: I called you a *static*
Duo: ALRIGHT!! THATS IT PANSY BOY!! TIME TO DIE!! *drives up to the
window
where he's asking for orders and jumps through the window, beating him*
Cora: Yay! Go big brother!
20 MINUTES LATER AT THE GUNDAM RESIDENCE
Sean: Look! Uncle Duo is on tv!
Eric: And Cora!
Lance: Cora?
Heero: Hn... what he do now?
Trowa: *looks at the tv* Um... assault and battery of a McDonalds
clerk,
again.
Wufei: He'll never learn, the imbacile.
Quatre: *comes out with plates of food* I knew something like this
would
happen! So here's some food!
Kids: Yay! *they all scrambled up and ate all the food with the gundam
pilots*
MORNING...
Duo: *falls through the door with Cora* You could be a little softer! I
thought you were the police!
Cora: Yeah! You pigs!!
Duo: *grins and high fives Cora*
Heero: *is drinking coffee* You're home, huh?
Quatre: *making breakfast* You shouldn't get children involved in your
little
schemes, Duo.
Duo: It was not a scheme! Jeez! You guys have no respect for
self-liberty!
*grabs Coras hand* C'mon Cora! We're going away from here! *flips his
braid
madly and walks out the door*
Quatre: *shakes his head*
Trowa: *sigh*
Heero: *grumble*
Wufei: *glances to his right, looks away, and then looks again* What do
you
want, child?
Eric: *shrug*
Wufei: Why are you staring at me?
Eric: *shrug*
Wufei: Why are you shrugging? Answer me!
Eric: *blank Trowa'like stare*
Wufei: Leave, you weak thing.
Eric: *glare*
Wufei: *stares at him* Too much silence... silence... need noise...
noise...
noise!! *starts laughing insanely*
Trowa: *pats Erics head*
Eric: *walks away*
Wufei: *wanders around the house laughing insanely*
Heero: He's gone crazy again.
Quatre: Darn, and I thought he was over it. Ah well!
Trowa: Cookies anyone! *holds a plate of cookies*
Heero: Cookies...?
Quatre: Where'd those come from?
Duo: COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES!!!!
Children: *all attack plater of cookies*
And so... Heero still wondered about where the cookies came from,
Duo
attacked the cookies with the children, Trowa beamed, Quatre wondered
with
Heero and Wufei ran around laughing insanely. That ends our so fateful
story.
And they lived happily ever after...
THE END
or is it?
8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8