Tasuki-chan: I know, I know - it sucks! *sweatdrop* ^^;; But it's kawaii, short, and to the point! Hmm...should I do a sequel? It all depends on you! *points*

Summary: Heero goes out somewhere every night for three hours and never tells where or why, which makes Duo think that he's got a girlfriend or something, so he doesn't have a chance.

Tasuki: I'm so horrible! *wails*
Heero: Damn straight.
Duo: But, Hee-chan, we aren't str-mmph!
Tasuki; Ahem. Anyway...

Then, one day, Duo turns on the radio to hear...

"And now, here's the new hit single by that up-and-coming Jpop superstar, Shinigami's Angel!" squealed the female DJ over the radio. Duo sweatdropped and was about to change the station when he realized...Shinigami's Angel?! No...Fucking...WAY!!
Then, he heard a smooth voice he'd know anywhere...

I know a guy(1) who's tough but sweet!
He's so fine he can't be beat.
He's got everything that I desire!
Sets the summer sun on fire!

I want Duo!
I want Duo!
I want Duo!
I want Duo!

Ya oughta see when the sun goes down-
Ain't no finer guy in town!
You're the guy that the doctors ordered-
So sweet ya make my mouth water!

I want Duo!
I want Duo!
I want Duo!
I want Duo!

Hey x8

Duo on the beach, there's nothin' better -
But I like Duo when he's wrapped in a sweater!
Someday soon I'll make you mine-
Then I'll have Duo all the time!

I want Duo!
I want Duo!
I want Duo!
I want Duo!

Duo in the mornin' time!
Duo in hot sunshine!
Duo, baby, can't you see-
All I want is your - candy!

Duo in the mornin' time!
Duo in hot sunshine!
Duo, baby, can't you see-
All I want is your - candy(2)!

Hey x3

All I want is your - candy!

Hey x4

All I want is your - candy!

(1) I changed all the girls, etc. to guys, etc. 'cause it makes sense!
(2) Candy...what do YOU think he means? *giggles*