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Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ and I don't make any money with this story so please do not sue me!

Personal Note: Ok, no more guest appearances ppl (sorry Kiku Ilu and darkevilchic, don't hate me now). I have enough problems with writing the story. But I have lots of ideas too ;-D

Author uses a Kamehameha and blows her writer's block into 'another dimension'. "Now I can finally make my sick fantasies come true...BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

There Is No Moon Tonight 8

The doorbell rang and Bulma hurried to let their first guests in. It were Krillin, Muten Roshi and Oolong.

"Hey Bulma!" Krillin greeted her. "You look great tonight. You know, Juuhachi couldn't come, she promised Marron to go to the cinema with her. Oh, and Piccolo isn't going to come too, he said 'I don't eat. Therefore, I don't need dinner'." He sweatdropped and Bulma nodded grinning. Then Roshi said "Tien and Chaozu are not going to come either. They have a double-date with two girls from some circus. At least, that's what they told us." Roshi grinned knowingly.

"What a pity!" said Bulma "I've made food for 20 people and not only for 15."

Oolong raised one eyebrow. "Did you forget that 5 of the guests are half or full saiyajin?"

"Are you guys talking about me?" Gohan and Videl entered the Corp. "Hi Bulma" Videl said.

"Gohan, Videl! It's so good to see you again!" Bulma grinned and gave each one a hug. Then she turned to all the others. "Vegeta, Trunks and my parents are already in the dining room, why don't you join them?" Everybody agreed and went into the next room.

"Is this the location where the wonderful Mrs Briefs lives?" Yamcha gave his old friend a big smile. Puar was floating next to him.

"Yamcha! The others are already sitting at the table, join them, I'm just waitng for the Sons, ok?" So Yamcha went to the others.

Bulma closed the front door. She was afraid to face ChiChi. *I can't get rid of the feeling that she knows..* Bulma got lost in her thoughts. *She arranged the dinner. And if she knows then that means that she's going to tell it everybody tonight. Oh Lord...* She gasped as she heard a knock on the door. She opened the door and saw Goku, ChiChi and their little son Goten (~_^) smiling at her. Bulma suddenly felt uncomfortable but managed a smile. "C-come in, everybody else is already waiting."

ChiChi forced a smile *I don't know for sure that Goku is cheating with Bulma. I shouldn't act like that towards her* "Hello Bulma!"

Goku und Bulma exchanged a quick look.

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Everybody was sitting at a huge table with loads of food. All the humans were eating and all the saiyajins were stuffing their faces. They all seemed to have a good time, some people were laughing because Roshi had just told them a dirty joke and now ChiChi was yelling at him because the kids had heard it too. Yamcha and Oolong where choking with laughter and even Videl and Bulma couldn't surpress a chuckle.

"Speaking of 'nightly activities'." Vegeta said and surprised everyone with joining into the conversation. "Kakarotto!"

Goku raised one eyebrow. "Vegeta?"

"Kakarotto, what was that thing I heard about you?" He smirked devilishly.

Goku paled slightly. *He knows...* "What....what do you mean, ehehehe."

"You know" he smirked even more "about that... what did you call it...midnight training session?"

Goku started to cough and was almost suffocated by his food. ChiChi dropped her fork and all the food fell on her plate and on the table. Bulma spitted out a mouth full of the vine she was drinking.

Trunks and Goten were laughing their asses of because their parents had made such a mess.

"Well Vegeta" Goku was trying to stay normal. "I don't think we should discuss this in front of the kids." Now everybody looked at Trunks and Goten.

Goku, in all his panic Vegeta would find out, had totally forgotten that the midnight training session was just a synonym for his night with ChiChi, and had nothing to do with Bulma.

Bulma, on the other hand, was well aware what Vegeta was talking about, so she was relaxed. She didn't notice that Goku was about to reveal their secret to everybody.

"Ok" was all Vegeta answered. "later then, when the kids are in bed."

"Not fair" Trunks and Goten said in protest. "We wanna know too!"

Sharp glances from ChiChi and Bulma shutted them up immediatley.

The rest of the dinner, everybody was just doing some small talk. As it got later, Oolong, Roshi and Krillin went home, soon followed by Yamcha and Puar. Mr and Mrs Briefs went to bed and took Trunks with them. Gohan and Videl left too and took Goten with them.

Now, Vegeta, Goku, Bulma and ChiChi were sitting in the living room, talking about this and that.

Just as ChiChi was going to start another my-Gohan-is the-smartest speech, Goku interupted her.

"Vegeta, there's still something we have to talk about." he said seriously.

Vegeta gave him an odd look. *What now? This was only funny to embarras him in front of his baka friends. Why does he want to talk about it now?*

Bulma looked at Goku in shock. *Oh God, I hope he's not going to make a mistake. Please don't say it Goku! Please! It'll ruin our lives!*

ChiChi had no idea what was going on now.

Goku thought it was time to confess, because he thought Vegeta knew already anyways. *It's better this way.*

"Vegeta, ChiChi. It was a mistake. We never meant to hurt anybody. It'll never happen again. Promise! I hope you can forgive us."

Bulma's eyes were wider than dounuts. (^_^ mmm, dounuts) She gritted her teeth and looked between ChiChi and Vegeta in panic. But they seemed just a little curious.

"Huh?" was all that ChiChi said and Vegeta raised an eyebrow.

Goku was totally stressed. "Bulma, say something!" Bulma gave him a funny but desperate look.

"Goku..." But she realized it was only a matter of minutes till one of their mates would figure out what's going on.

"This is not true!" ChiChi said angry. "It can't be true!"

Or seconds?

Vegeta face darkened. " I give you two 5 seconds before I come after you."

Goku and Bulma stared at him wide-eyed. Bulma said "Vegeta, please..."

"5" Bulma shook her head desperately "No!"

"4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1"

Goku realized that Vegeta wasn't kidding so he took Bulma's hand and used his instant transmission.

Vegeta clenched his fists. "Damn coward!"

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AN: Oh damn, Goku, you moron! *shakes head* Whatever! Want a little sneak preview on the next chapter? Ok, Vegeta and ChiChi want revenge... but things are kinda not going the way they thought. (You may think you know what I have in mind for the next chapter.... but you don't! Hehehe, I had a great idea, just wait and see...)(ok ok, one tip: I'll try to keep some attitudes very IC ;-)

Yuckiest (???) couple of the week from my POV: Mr. Briefs/Oolong (Oh Lord help me...)

Couples from the last weeks: Piccolo/Mrs Briefs, Yamcha/Baseball Bat, Mr. Popo/Senzu Bean