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Personal Note: Now what exactly are Vegeta and ChiChi having in mind for their little revenge? Hehehe! BTW, the yuckiest couple this week is going to scare the living daylights out of you. Or not? It's a couple nobody ever thought about. More about it after the Author Note at the end of the page.

THE RATING OF THIS STORY HAS CHANGED SOME CHAPTERS AGO TO R BECAUSE OF THIS CHAPTER! Curse/Bad words! Activities in bed but NO lemon! Not even foreplay, but something else. Is this called lime? I dunno. (And I don't tell you the pairing! HA! ?/?)

There Is No Moon Tonight 9

"A painfull death is not enough" Vegeta said through clenched teeth. His fists trembled and his eyes reflected pure rage. "He has to suffer!"

"And what about Bulma?" ChiChi looked at him, her face showed nothing but emptiness and pain. "You cannot fight with her like with Goku!"

"I would never beat a woman, baka!" He gave her a sharp glance. Then he spoke, but more to himself "What am I going to do?"

ChiChi looked at nothing particular. She felt so exhausted. She gave everything for Goku. She did everything she could to make him happy. And how does he thank her? *With fucking Bulma!* she thought bitterly. *He's going to pay and pay dearly.* Her face darkend.

"We need to take revenge!" ChiChi said determined. She looked at Vegeta. *I know I will regret what I say now* She stood up. "I think we should team up."

"Team up to do what exactly?" He folded his arms.

"I don't know. Don't you have any idea for a payback?" Both looked at nothing particular while they were thinking.

ChiChi: *I could, of course, beat him to death with my frying pan, but what for? What for? He should feel the same way I feel now, then he will fully understand his mistake. And Bulma....if she would know about the pain she caused me she wouldn't have done this in the first place.*

Vegeta: *I'll kill Kakarotto. But last time we sparred he won. Damn. There has to be a way to give them what they earn. If I would have done this, Bulma would have surely freaked out. Thinking of this...*

He smirked and congratulated himself innerly to his great idea. He looked at ChiChi. She looked back, questioning. "Do you have an idea?"

"Yes, but I'm not sure if you'll like it."

She gave him a suspicous look. "Well, tell me about it."

"It's very simple. We'll do the same to them." ChiChi stared at him blankly, not realizing what he was talking about. Then it hit her.

"What?! You suggest that... YOU.....and...... I...have....; you must be kidding."

"Why? It's the perfect payback. What's the matter with the plan?" He raised one eyebrow.

ChiChi made wild gestures with her hands. "The matter?! I'm married I can't just..."

"Obviously, that was no problem for your mate. Don't you think he should know exactly what he has done? Besides, nobody touches my woman except of me. I think it would hurt him much more than a fight."

ChiChi nodded. "You're right."

An awkward silence filled the room. ChiChi broke it. "Well then ... let's do it right now!"

Vegeta chuckled. "Are you in a hurry?"

"So what? Are you afraid of Goku's reaction? Or are you afraid of me?" She smirked vegetaish.

"Never was, never been, never will, woman!" He stepped closer to her. "Then let's go upstairs."

***

"YOU COMPLETE MORON!!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!?" Bulma yelled at Goku as loud as she could.

"I thought they know it!" He defended himself.

Bulma clenched her fists. "Fuck it!!! Goku, Vegeta is going to hate me for the rest of my life! And what about Trunks? And Goten?"

"And ChiChi." Goku added sadly. He looked so tired. Bulma realized that Goku was very upset about everthing too. Bulma put her arms around him to comfort him and he returned her embrace silently.

"Oh Goku" she said quietly and started to sob. His arms tightend around her.

***

Vegeta and ChiChi stood in front of the bed. It was a large bed with blue satin sheets, it looked so royal. Both hestitated to do the next step. They were already in their underwear and the undressing had been major embarrassing.

Vegeta snorted. *I should make the first move or we will stand there forever* So he pushed her on the bed and hopped on top of her.

"Vegeta, what the hell do you think you are you doing?!" ChiChi barked.

He tilted his head to one side. "You do have two sons, don't you onna?"

ChiChi snorted with rage. "You can't just throw me on the bed like this!" Then she narrowed her eyes. "We're doing this my way."

She took all her strength and rolled over so that she was on top now. Vegeta scowled at her.

"No way you're going to be on top, woman!" He grumbled at her.

"Yes way, you sorry excuse for a Saiyajin!" She smirked and made a quick movement to be on top again.

Vegeta smirked back. *She challanges me* "Well woman, I'll show you just how much of a Saiyajin I am..."

ChiChi couldn't even react as Vegeta moved so quickly. She realized a few seconds later what had happened.

Firstly, she lay under him again. And secondly, she was completely nude which made her blush badly. Vegeta chuckled in response. "There's nothing you have to be ashamed of." With that he kissed her deeply and she returned his kiss after a brief hestitation.

[fill in a very hot lemon ... oh com'on, use your imagination]

ChiChi lay in Vegeta's arms, both were covered with sweat and breathing heavily. The stupid grins on their faces gave that scene something ... peaceful. Suddenly ChiChi stiffened and Vegeta noticed that.

"What's wrong?"

ChiChi turned her head so that she could look him straight into the eyes.

"Vegeta, did you use any protection?"

DA DA DAM

"Of course woman, I'm no baka." (an: shocked you for a moment, didn't I)

ChiChi sighed in relief and relaxed. A few seconds later she stiffened again and turned to see his face.

Vegeta just looked at her quizzically and then rolled his eyes. "Yes woman, I did use protection. Didn't you note it when I put on the cond..."

"No, Vegeta, that's not it." She paused for a few seconds. "Vegeta..."

*Why didn't this thought occur to me an hour earlier?* ChiChi thought and then asked. "Why did we sleep together? We could've just lied about it! You know, we could've just told everybody that we had sex without having sex."

Vegeta's eyes widened. *Why didn't I think of that earlier. Damn!* "Damn!" He looked at her. "Do you regret it?" He asked as if talking about the weather.

She replied in the same tone. "No. You?"

He smirked. "No."

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AN: KAME........ HAME......... Hope you tell me what you think! ^_^'

Yuckiest (???) couple of the week from my POV: GT Trunks/MiraiTrunks (.) (If you do it with yourself, isn't that masturbation? ~_^)(The pictures!! Get them out of my head!)(Hey, I'm not narrow minded....but THIS?!)(No, I'm REALLY not narrow minded, I even read a Goten/Pan fic, and it was a very good fic! Hi Klara!)

Couples from the last weeks: Piccolo/Mrs Briefs, Yamcha/Baseball Bat, Mr. Popo/Senzu Bean, Mr. Briefs/Oolong